Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

**adam** · 02-28-2008, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by skibuminwyo

Just buzzed??? Catch up, for the love of god, man.

I ran out of beer

**timvwcom** · 02-28-2008, 11:43 PM

We must have about the highest ratio of bars to residents of any bigger city? In some spots in the older blue collar neighborhoods there is one on just about every street corner and a more in the middle of many blocks too! I'll have to google that someday?

Remember to pound a glass or two of water on the way to bed, the hangover won't be as bad!

Out!

**skibuminwyo** · 02-29-2008, 12:08 AM

I have learned teh secret to hangover management is in teh morning. One green monster energy drink. Add one sausage/cheese/bacon/egg muffin from the Maverick gas station, viola. Hangover gone.

**skibuminwyo** · 02-29-2008, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by adam

I ran out of beer

:O that no good. But,so did I, which may be a good thing. Time for me to pass out. End transmission.

**schueb82414** · 02-29-2008, 12:48 AM

skibum: nice pic in the enterprise awhile ago, not too many change for a nickel? stickers show up in newspapers

**skibuminwyo** · 02-29-2008, 11:10 AM

I think the only change sticker that showed up was in the casper star. The Pulse and the Enterprise have been adorned with the TGR logo, however.

**Bodhi** · 03-08-2008, 11:21 PM

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**divegirl** · 03-15-2008, 09:54 PM

Well, it's the day after steak and blowjob day, and I had (or gave) neither.

I'm drunk right now, only had two glasses of wine but the head is a spinnin' a little......gawd I'm such a lightweight. I even searched for this thread and was effective in doing so, so I'm not that drunk. But I have been drinking, and I'm really really horny!!!!!!!!! I wish Lego was in town.

I need some chocolate!!!

Ahhhh, red wine will do that to a girl.

**timvwcom** · 04-07-2008, 11:04 PM

I found this out like an hour ago... was going to post before "missing" the date completely, but missed anyway...

Happy 75th anniversary of the END of prohibition you drunk asses!!!
(4 minutes late in the Central time zone with the new DST adjustment, arghhhh!!!)

**BeanDip4All** · 04-09-2008, 09:38 PM

french israili army guys are funny. "women are sluts! i love sluts! sluts are the best" quote of tghe night.

so. much, wine.

] going to bed it's rainy in new yok and has that quiet feeling where you can feel ther ain on the streets echo as cars fddrive past.

**Stone-Free** · 04-10-2008, 12:37 AM

Client wiht handle of Crown. I juat woke up on the couch and my wife wnot alk to me. HOw did I get home/ I wonder if iM in trouble or not. i have fukingjry duty tomamrrow at 8am thias s gonna suck

**Gordyman** · 04-10-2008, 01:38 AM

Has everybody passed out?

I haven't had a drink in a week and I can't sleep. I consider my abuse of alcohol a symptom of my intelligence deficiency. But its also evidence of how tough and adventurous I am.

Really I'm not supposed to post on this thread sober, which is proof my inability to follow instructions.

**Bodhi** · 04-10-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Gordyman

I haven't had a drink in a week and I can't sleep....which is proof my inability to follow instructions.

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**Gordyman** · 04-13-2008, 02:16 PM

Bodhi, you funny man.

Hey here's an inane observation: I think it's funny how socially acceptable the term "love handles" is.

Loose flabby flesh on a man's hips that a woman can use to assist him in thrusting his penis into her vagina. That's cute!

Let's say that in front of the kids all the time when we tease Dad about what lard ass he is!

Wait, I'm not drunk. Dammit!

**Gordyman** · 04-13-2008, 02:30 PM

Fuckit. I'm so brain damaged I quallify as being drunk all the time.

When I was like ten my friends would make up slang. When something was good and we liked it, we called it "choice". That got shortened to "choy", the "oy" sound elongated.

Like, "that knife is choooooooyyyyyy! Where'd you get it?"

I want to start using that in day-to-day conversation, but I always forget. Fucking brain damage.

I think sweater vests are cool. In argyle. I love argyle.

Does anyone use the slang term "boing-boing" for a full suspension bike? I read it a mountain bike trail guide book. I think it's stupid slang.

Next ski season I am going to try pigskin gloves. I did some research and pigskin is the shit.

I think I'll get drunk as hell tonight. Except I'm out of vodka.

**Bodhi** · 05-06-2008, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by Bodhi
Red balding gay snowball-white snowboarders fags...

from Dookey67: While I am in no way condoning such vehement language and use of epithets, this reminded me that a few weeks back while riding Alpine with my best mate from College, who just happens to 1. be gay 2. be a snowboarder (and also a free-heeler), when he saw Sinecure ripping down a run on his carving board and then later at the lodge he (my best mate) nudged me and said "Not only does he carve, but he's fine, too."

When I told him I was fairly sure that Sinecure was straight he got thoroughly bummed. In fact he didn't ride Alpine for the rest of the season.

Anyway, just felt like sharing.

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Mixin upp soome drimks for the MM mini tonght, shit id good, mang. Mmmmm.

paz,
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**Bodhi** · 05-07-2008, 11:54 PM

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**wicked_sick** · 06-01-2008, 01:04 AM

don't even konw how I got here but this threads gotta come back to the top.

edit. I forgot

**timvwcom** · 06-01-2008, 01:15 AM

I'm stumblin' in from a night out at "RiverSplash" in downtown Milwaukee as the wife is waking up being called in for a 4 hour shift at the hospital... Milwaukee's fests rawk!

**wicked_sick** · 06-01-2008, 01:19 AM

miluakee = where what I am drinking is from

**skiingsamurai** · 06-28-2008, 09:14 PM

this thread cant die
someone other than me has got to be drunk tonight

jameson is good for the soul

**splat** · 06-28-2008, 09:31 PM

Vicodens Forever, Biatches!!!!!

**Wiilbert** · 06-28-2008, 10:08 PM

Christ, thank god this thread was bumped so I didn't have to look for it. I'm drunk and just finished sending an email to my ex. It was one of those things where the sober part of me screamed no and, well, I ignored it. What could possibly go wrong? Off to find some scotch, cheers SS!!