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  1. 08-29-2008, 04:14 PM #601
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    Time for a bender. Looks like drunk dial holiday time this w/e.
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  2. 08-29-2008, 07:42 PM #602
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    I went looking for this thread the other weekend but I was too drunk to find it. Guess there is a certain point of no return when it comes to drunk posting.
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    manhattan "movies under the stars" saw with woody ALLEN drank lots of winbe and mozz basil tomato sangwiches on wheat olive bread. brough the dog then took lots of picture s of him when we got hime! i love the dsog!! hyay, linus!
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    I've not been this drunk in a while


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  5. 09-14-2008, 08:18 PM #605
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    Wasted - taste of the teotons and then pats game at sidewinders -yes! he won his first start! then I go home to find the guy I have been starting to see at the neighbors house with another girl. That was awesome. Now I am drinking wine at home alone and cursing all men. I wish I found being a lesbian attractive.
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    hammared: double kegger in colchester tonight, its been too long asing I drank pbr. bunch of drunk ghey freshman are standing on the sideWALK OUTSDIE MY AOT, gonna go tell trhem to fuck off. lame duetch bags
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  7. 09-21-2008, 01:52 AM #607
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    Yay! A drunk thread.
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    whiskey and whores

    pussy or jail
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  9. 10-10-2008, 10:06 AM #609
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    yay for friday night home made cocktail spree
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    2 1/2 yr old son is beinga total pill last few days.

    Wife is tearing her hair out. Starting to trickle down, if ya follow me.

    I'm tryin' to hold the hold the whole works together...wiht modest success...

    LIttle dude's fallin asleep in a chair...won't getin his bed.
    Mom's checked out.

    I'm finishing mama's Margarita..after killin' threee of my own.

    Just finished watching Stumpy's "License To Thrill", for hte first time evah.
    Wickedly stoked.

    MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmargaritas. Yummmmmy.
    Those Mirror Ponds in the fridge look......vul;nerable and lonely.


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  11. 10-26-2008, 02:05 AM #611
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    I usually am to drunk to find this thread but not tonight.

    Drunk enough to do some night golfing but not so drunk that I pissed on myself.

    The "Phi Psi open watch out Slocum" slogan has been replaced by "Constuction sites are a Drunkards Nightime Delight."
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  12. 11-01-2008, 02:04 AM #612
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    diidihoood. so fuackign driunk right now dioucede

    facutiking halowenee I"m goind teh spins tehioright now. oiholy shitwe hisoime helf pme hout.
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    thesi my shit shtimy shit. I'm durnk and I demaand Aciton fright now, fuckas yah! shit shit. TGR BHam hsow, wooshoo! Canm I ghtt a shout out? peace ja[[uy halloweeen.
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  14. 11-08-2008, 09:14 PM #614
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    Why do all the girls I manage to take home have boyfriends calling them,,,, the fuck is up with that.

    M feet hurt. i think i wlked to Enkoping anf back
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  15. 11-09-2008, 01:26 AM #615
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripen View Post
    Why do all the girls I manage to take home have boyfriends calling them,,,, the fuck is up with that.
    boyfriends == pwnd
    that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...
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  16. 11-09-2008, 01:32 AM #616
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    All good looking girls have boyfriends. Boys come with the vagina like the batteries in a Petzl. You just have to convince them that switching batteries will make their bulb shine brighter for longer.
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    ugh. my head hurts. i think i'm still drunk from last night. does that count?
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  18. 11-09-2008, 03:23 PM #618
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    damn i missed this thread last night
    yes its true you are a good woman, then again you may be the antichrist
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  19. 11-10-2008, 02:31 AM #619
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    oh fuck ya im back!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBAMA------------------ OBAMA SUPPORTS GIRLS GONE WILD
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  20. 11-10-2008, 02:43 AM #620
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    Might i add......

    I wanna know what is the most that any one has posted while they were drunk...... in a single session... cuz i can go on for days.....

    yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
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  21. 11-12-2008, 11:49 AM #621
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    bumpo...u shoudl really be drunk enough to not b able ti type otr eid t if you want to poet to this thread. O gh and don;t look at the keyvoard eithe. Fowhy evweynw. I mwan howdy. I'm basck.
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  22. 11-12-2008, 12:03 PM #622
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    not looking at the keyboard and not using the backspace bottun can prove very thard to do even sober but I think I ve done okay so far no???
    Losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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  23. 11-14-2008, 03:13 AM #623
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    wepp im ggabck that fint dtacke long dit it


    ohe ya doingit all agian tomorrowk








    aftert osking that is s





    seth dude tid i ruerally go howme and fuck the preom queeen??? whatwsh shee hot dude???
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  24. 11-14-2008, 09:08 AM #624
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    Still drunk counts I guess...

    FUCK whiskey dick. Goddammit, way to ruin my night.
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  25. 11-15-2008, 01:15 AM #625
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    I just got arrested for starting a fight with the asshole who cock blocked me at the bar
    in drunk, but not hammered, this sucks. no charges, just 10 min of getting yelled at by some barrel assed cop

    what a waste of drunkeness
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