Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

**Stone-Free** · 08-09-2007, 11:34 PM

A sparks orange. a PBR 12'er, an some assorted BUslights, I'm kinda hammered. drunk....

**smalls** · 08-10-2007, 12:01 AM

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**Bodhi** · 08-12-2007, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by divegirl

You betta save some of that for me when we get down there in late August!!

Not a problem, got a couple litres of rum, shitload of limes in the fridge, and a full patch of mint in the back yard...

Originally Posted by snowsprite

Don't make me search...linky to Tippster's recipe?

(have fun!!)

Sprite

Fun was had, got shitknocked to the bejesus...but I think Tipp would kill me if I posted the Tipp mojito method...might be one of those special things passed on from person to person in experience...

Drinking another in hand right now as I type (first of a projected "quite a lot"), been swimming all day in the SoCal 85deg Sun with the Dude (who is crashed at my feet out cold with his eyes open freakilly)...me, I am just sitting by the computer typing butt-naked waiting for the lady to come over so my wiley naked mole rat can go burrowing this evening, any hole will do tonight I hope.

Any ladies in the vicinity of my house tonight are welcome to drop over unannounced, as always...nude glow-in-the-dark water polo game is hopefully on tonight.

**Bodhi** · 08-12-2007, 06:59 PM

I am getting laid multiple tonight.

**Bodhi** · 08-12-2007, 07:00 PM

Being single ocassionally has its nice perks.

**ill-advised strategy** · 08-13-2007, 11:11 PM

I end up watching sutupind fuckding movis from the 80s

fucking warrwen miller shit fuck that!
fuck that

ahhhh

heh

ok. too much beer.

they say utahrde3d bveer isn't eno0ugh but it is for me. this woudl be why I'm a fat drunk. it takes a lot of utardedde beer to do this to a big fella

gotta get up early and go to a fire tomorrow. do'h doooo'h. can't it be firee ...suuuhhh,. ski season yet d. what the fuc,. it's not ski season for so long. somebody shold make winter a lot longer and summer shorter anmd pay us some fucking much moerw for this shit so I can ski more and owork a lot less.

more beer now

eidit : not good at typing with the beers and what not
canm't make any sense of any of this. why why!@

**Raps** · 08-15-2007, 10:53 PM

yo fkna nick i just drank one of thems at Heidleberg up on 85th and 2nd........daaaaaaasssssss boooooooooooot

**Crock** · 08-18-2007, 08:28 PM

yay booze. coherent enough to type, but if i stnad up it's not gonna be pretty. jsut wanted to say that I dont understand this whole "hip-hop/gangsta" culture. Nothing against people with dark skin... I dont really see color when I look at a person, i just see th eway that they present themselves. to me "gangstas" are too fake and take themselves too seriously. chill out dudes. relax and be yourself. Pull up your fuckin pants, turn down the bass, put your hat on foreward, and speak english! ya herd?!

**Crock** · 08-18-2007, 08:30 PM

oh yeah^ forgot to add that I really don tget how it crossed ove rinto the skiing/boarding culture. Skiing is a sport dominated by mostly middle to upperclass white people. Why the baggy pants, XXXXXXXXXL baskeball jerseys, and escalades w/ spinners in the parking lot @ my mountain? Go home and leave the snow for me. But if you must be here, be nice and dont pop any caps in my ass.

**hat** · 08-25-2007, 02:11 AM

mystery science theater is great. That is all.

**TheSab** · 08-30-2007, 09:34 PM

yeah...mst3k rocks

visionary

isit friday yet, cuz i'm durnk

**skiingsamurai** · 08-31-2007, 06:52 PM

fkna, 9pm, 6 deep and im drunk, my tolerance has totally collapsed

**Blurred** · 09-02-2007, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by Gordyman

I'm spilling: I swear to god my wife is like a 90 yr old. No sex drive. I'm talking maybe 1 a month and never her idea. I have tried to become a better person, better husband, a worthy fuck, because that is what she cites as the main reason.
I am sick of whackin, drinking, surfing internet trying to work off my frustrations. I'm not a total shithead. Some people seem to like me. I have talked to her about it over and over. Same thing from her: I don't compliment her enough, I'm not affectionate enough, I'm using her for sex (10 years of marriage and I'm using her for sex once a month! Ya!).

Nutshell: I almost hope she cheats/cheated on me, because that at least would mean she's got some sex drive!

Not that I have any inside info or anything like that....but you should dress up like the postman...you'd totally get laid then.

**Gordyman** · 09-03-2007, 05:51 AM

Thanks Blurred. I'm trying to move on, although I'm still not getting any.

But also I will try to stay on topic. I found this very funny article on the very funny Modern Drunkard magazine website:

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...on-the-job.htm

I hope my link works and I hope I'm not repeating someone else's referral, as I have not read all 400+ pages of this thread.

**sftc** · 09-04-2007, 01:57 AM

Umm, no matter how good it looks DO NOT open a partially frozen bottle of club soda. Bad things will happen.
I'm sure the chem geeks want to chime in and tell me it's frozen H2O vs. CO2- thanks I think I remember that from college, but I played, and lost 2night.

**pappag** · 09-08-2007, 01:40 PM

Been a while since I've posted in this thread.

Here's to post-glifhght drunkenesnss.

Gotta love a 6-hour layover in Hotlanta ... at least I cah watch annoying pre-game analysis from Fox and Sespn dipshits.

**ekeli** · 09-09-2007, 01:39 AM

sup bitches

**Sensisnow** · 09-10-2007, 03:52 AM

DRUNK...in Kauai...on my honeymoon

just got laid in the jacuzzi

=AWESOME

**soul_skier** · 09-16-2007, 12:53 AM

also in burlington, agree that the freshman adre all doushbages, funny story, according to samthemanb, a fat chick tiried to rape me last nigth, and sam ahd to kick my door down to keeep thats from happenign

**leroy jenkins** · 09-16-2007, 03:23 AM

Im lucky somebody bumped this

i was jst thingking about posting in here, but was waaaaaaaaaay too fuycked to fin it

not only am i drunkidy drunk drunk , but i decided to jog about twoo miles home from the bar, just because now i'm drunk hun g over adn have figured out that im masochistic and stupid too.

toomorrows my day off i was going to go for a biek ride, but i guess i'll just do shoot some guns instead