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Thread: friday game: stupid things said to you by non-skiers/riders

  1. #276
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    So what do you do in the summer? Make water skis?
    "....yeah, I just glue fins under the tails and sell 'em as water skis."

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    I read a funny question online today - "Is Jeremy Jones overrated?"

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    Conversation with dumb New Jersey girl that I know via AIM:

    Me: i have a season pass, so if you ever go there, let me know
    Her: my board is so awesome
    Her: u think ill be ok?
    Me: what do you have
    Her: burton
    Her: and i got a burton vest to match

    ::shakes head::
    It's not tragic to die doing what you love.
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  4. #279
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    Quote Originally Posted by PearlJam09 View Post
    Conversation with dumb New Jersey girl that I know via AIM:

    Me: i have a season pass, so if you ever go there, let me know
    Her: my board is so awesome
    Her: u think ill be ok?
    Me: what do you have
    Her: burton
    Her: and i got a burton vest to match

    ::shakes head::
    Meh... that's not so bad. She's got style, and will look good on the slopes.

    Worry when she thinks about buying a snowboard to match her jacket.
    Fighting foot fungus one public bath house at a time!

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  5. #280
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    Still one of my favorites:

    "I CAN"T STOP!!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!"

    --Crazy asshole straightlining a green run, flailing poles everywhere. Screamed right before he ran into my dad and broke his finger.

    Also:

    "I CAN"T STOP!!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!"

    --Crazy asshole straightlining blue run, before his foot flew out of his BOOT and he ran into my mom, who got a concussion.

    BTW both my parents can ski, and were standing still off to the side of the run when these events happened.

  6. #281
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    Quote Originally Posted by RagDoll View Post
    before his foot flew out of his BOOT and he ran into my mom, who got a concussion.
    You know your a total gaper when..... your foot can come out of your ski boot while skiing.
    Quote Originally Posted by twodogs View Post
    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

  7. #282
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    Lassen summit 05'
    Hiker:"Where's the snow?"
    Friend:"Its that white stuff you walked through to get up here."


    Next hiker:"What are you going to do with those?" pointing to the skies on my back."
    Me:"Throw them off the mountain."

    Round top in June gives you access to some of the best coments you will ever hear. "Almost alwase you hear, Good luck finding snow!" when the giant patches of snow are in plain sight behind them where they just hiked from.

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