Attention Lurkers

**Below Zero** · 06-25-2007, 03:26 PM

It's June 25th, what the hell are you doing here?

4:04 PM MST - 411 viewing

**lurker** · 06-25-2007, 03:33 PM

Lurking? How did you know?

**fonixmunkee** · 06-25-2007, 04:03 PM

*Hiss*

Shut off the lights!

Actually, I don't lurk...I just kill threads.

Squatch · 06-25-2007, 04:50 PM

I'm in yur web forum

looking for cheep gear

**azzhat** · 06-25-2007, 09:48 PM

I like to see you guys arguing about Global Warming and bashing Sledneckripper and Def Jef and SirJongalot and Dankhkr and post counts and stuff like that.

**Voice for the Animals** · 06-25-2007, 11:00 PM

I am worried for the animals.Are there any vegans here?

sledneckripper · 06-25-2007, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by azzhat

I like to see you guys arguing about Global Warming and bashing Sledneckripper and Def Jef and SirJongalot and Dankhkr and post counts and stuff like that.

Shut the fuck up you stupid JONG! Go back to lurking!

**azzhat** · 06-25-2007, 11:07 PM

Go back to bed.

**rideit** · 06-25-2007, 11:22 PM

Wow...SNR doesn't even realize that he is the biggest JONG out there.
'In denial' is NOT a state of bliss.

Sad, really.

**slaymore_sessions** · 06-25-2007, 11:31 PM

It's the stoke, que no?

or pick one -

1) Don't have much to say.
2) Don't have anything to prove.
3) Trust this forum as a pulse of the industry and treat it as a news source and read accordingly.
4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?
5) Enjoy seeing Sledneckripper make a complete ass of himself.
6) Blown away by human nature, self-righteous attitude, and how it is manifested on the internet.
7) It’s June. I ski. What the fuck else would I be doing?

**BeanDip4All** · 06-26-2007, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

It's the stoke, que no?

or pick one -

1) Don't have much to say.
2) Don't have anything to prove.
3) Trust this forum as a pulse of the industry and treat it as a news source and read accordingly.
4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?
5) Enjoy seeing Sledneckripper make a complete ass of himself.
6) Blown away by human nature, self-righteous attitude, and how it is manifested on the internet.
7) It’s June. I ski. What the fuck else would I be doing?

This guy, I like.

**soylent green** · 06-26-2007, 11:36 AM

Procrastinating.

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**sledneckriper** · 06-26-2007, 11:57 AM

I'm just hanging around hoping that someone might post some SLED STOKE in a skier forum. And when they don't I'll just act like a moron.

**powdork** · 06-26-2007, 12:02 PM

'In denial' is NOT a state of bliss.

Yet, on Denali would be.

**majortom** · 06-26-2007, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

This guy, I like.

Indeed, people like this should lurk less.

There are others who should perhaps spend more time lurking and less time posting.

**helmetcam** · 06-26-2007, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

It's June 25th, what the hell are you doing here?

4:04 PM MST - 411 viewing

Well if I told you I wouldn't be lurking now, would I?

**morningdew** · 06-26-2007, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?

Sometimes I'm amazed by how much I can lurk and still have a life.

**rideit** · 06-26-2007, 02:11 PM

I live more fully than most, I would wager.

sledneckripper · 06-26-2007, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Wow...SNR doesn't even realize that he is the biggest JONG out there.
'In denial' is NOT a state of bliss.

Sad, really.

I lost my JONG status a while ago. IMO, you are one of the biggest JONGs and losers on this board. When was the last time you posted some sick stoke?

**Below Zero** · 06-26-2007, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

4) Am amazed by how often some can physically post and still have a life. Is it really possible?

Sure it's possible. Just sit down at your office cubicle in front of the computer and become extremely bored. Work....it's a part of life.

sledneckripper · 06-26-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by slaymore_sessions

It's the stoke, que no?

or pick one -

5) Enjoy seeing Sledneckripper make a complete ass of himself.

See, people lurk on here to watch me! That is right FUCKERS and BLOWHARDS! Me!

Ok, just kidding. I try not to be an ass all the time. I'm working on it. 12 step plan my friends.

**skinny_kid** · 06-26-2007, 02:25 PM

I'm wasting a post to say that SNR will never lose Jong status

sledneckripper · 06-26-2007, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by skinny_kid

I'm wasting a post to say that SNR will never lose Jong status

I aint no JONG. I've been posting stoke and entertainment on this board since post #1. However, I will prove to you I am no JONG.

**neck beard** · 06-26-2007, 02:33 PM

It came out of lurking to put SNR on its ignore list.

**snobound** · 06-26-2007, 02:37 PM

I'm lurking because:

I can
I don't have anything to say
I don't have any stoke to post
It's June, I'm in Missouri for another 2 days (after 2 months) wishing I was home in Montana.
And no I'm not going to post nekked pics