ATTENTION: LURKERS AND GUESTS

[iceman]

Are any of you funnny? Do you like puns, wordplay, silliness, inanity and/or character assassination?

Sign the fuck up and post.

If you lurk, we already understand you're a little insecure but try to come out firing. What's the worst that could happen?

This place needs funny like, well, Xover needs funny.

[Max Gosey]

I would have to agree. Partly due to my increased presence over the course of the semester, some of the wit has diminished, and the humor has become... well... weak.

Make me shoot potable liquids out my nose again!

[iceman]

Partly due to my increased presence over the course of the semester...

Believe it or not, Max, I hadn't noticed. Sorry, man.

[Yossarian]

goddamn right

BTW ice, long time no see.

Any plans to be in CO?

I quit the DC-based gig.

Time to pass out for me.

Congrats on thrutching your way through your crux.

[Woodsy]

where can i buy funny online?
both y'all should come skiing at snowbird May 13

[phUnk]

both y'all should come skiing at snowbird May 13

You still selling that?

[Yossarian]

well, I'm available. Unless that's a sunday.


































































I play futbol on sundays.


















































For Killian's.





































No really.












































We're spancered.

[Yossarian]

You still selling that?

BABIES!!!!!!!

[iceman]

Any plans to be in CO?

I was all stoked to spill, but then...

Time to pass out for me.

Reminds me of, err, nevermind.

No CO plans imminent, but who knows.

[Yossarian]

No CO plans imminent, but who knows.

Well, likewise, anyway. FWIW.

I still want more BBQ beans.

[iceman]

KIDS:

Four of the funniest ever on here posted in this thread, yet it's still not funny.

So go ahead and try!

[Yossarian]

Just for reference, that was like 4.5 years ago now.

I think that might mean something, although it could be the substance abuse talking.

[iceman]

damn...it can't be done from a cold start, my "humor".

Somebody say something I disagree with, please.

[Yossarian]

are you saying we need new blood?
That us old guys aint funny AT ALL anymore?

FWIW, I claim drunkeness.

I'm still hi-larious.

[iceman]

Just for reference, that was like 4.5 years ago now.

I think that might mean something, although it could be the substance abuse talking.

Dude I still make the killer beans once or twice a year, I bet I could freeze some and ship 'em, I always make too much anyways.

[Woodsy]

U used to be funny

[iceman]

are you saying we need new blood?
That us old guys aint funny AT ALL anymore?

Naw, just too polite and WAY too wary.

We built this city,
we built this city on...

somethingsomething

[Yossarian]

Dude I still make the killer beans once or twice a year, I bet I could freeze some and ship 'em, I always make too much anyways.

I would so buy those off of you, or trade you them for non-addictive (mostly) substances of various kinds at a future date.

I really do need to pass out now.

Cheerio!

Although I always prefered Chex or Kix.

[iceman]

U used to be funny

My point exactly. There's not much to be funny about when everybody agrees.

Although everybody agrees you not funny, and I find that funny.

You funnier than xover though, at least.

[Woodsy]

thanks gramps,
your better looking than Bum Z.
Still though for a million dollars....

[Yossarian]

Seriously though, we should find a way to incent outings of long time lurkfuckers.

I'll give away my ____ to the first legit lurkfucker (no prior posts) to respond and say something clever/insightful/witty/cutting/etc.

As an aside, what should we give away?

[iceman]

Your virginity?

[Yossarian]

Well, y'all (yes, I can use that now that I live in CO again) think about it.

I'll check in sometime in the AM.

[Woodsy]

I think a "smmoovv jazz" voicemail recording is in order

[iceman]

I'll check in sometime in the AM.

For those following this thread, The Virginity will still be available tomorrow, don't fret.