Hi, Maggots! Thought I'd share a thread we have going on HOW TO SKI POWDER - maybe you can give some tips, or get some. Thanks!![]()
Hi, Maggots! Thought I'd share a thread we have going on HOW TO SKI POWDER - maybe you can give some tips, or get some. Thanks!![]()
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Could I please be un-banned so I can read this thread and learn how to ski powder? Thanks.
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12345678Originally Posted by alpinezone
Hey AZ, is that the bastard child of Jim Rome and Peyton Manning in your avatar?
powder sucks fuck you
Decisions Decisions
You guys have a "too much powder" thread?
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I disagree, you need to first buy skis no wider that 65mm. Old atomic race skis are the best. Then lean way forward and shred!
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Ya mean like this........![]()
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I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.
--MT--
oh, AZ, you're my favorite alias
I've met a few east coast transplants out here who have told me with a straight face "I just don't like [powder]" and one who was afraid of chairlifts which "went too high"... the west is scary. I need to forward that thread (grin).
Don't they remember how to ski pow back from their WWI days, when skiing was pure?
fucking epic
My favorite part is the way the AZ thread starts:Too much powder? If I only had such problems.Figured this would be useful, especially after the "too much powder" thread.![]()
"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
Duh! Lean back, keep your hands in your pockets and your feet glued together.
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cool... good stuff...quick question as long as we are getting some tips here...
would it be cool and a little funny if the next powder day I wore a scuba mask and snorkle?
only 17 posts till someone said to 'lean back'
leaning back is the best universal advice for anyone skiing any conditions, just lean back go straight and turn when something gets in your way.
go fast, ride fat skis, take chances, rinse, repeat
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
Here is a diagram:
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"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
Remember JONGS, keep your feet together for max float and your poles wide for balance.
My personal favorite:
Hunker down and make some cutbacks!
I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.
--MT--
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