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Thread: The search is on - who is Captain Maggot?

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    Splat hands down. Sure he is crotchety, doesn't actually ski anymore and doesnt't really post like he used to - but come on, it's SPLAT man!!!!!

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    I've started threads in every forum but many were completely accidental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth View Post
    I've started threads in every forum but many were completely accidental.
    Captain Maggot is more of an upcoming superstar award, imho. I put you in the category of elder statesmen, with Tipp, icemang, buster, and splat. Like the politburo.
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    Can I be the royal joker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I put you in the category of elder statesmen....
    elder statesmen, curmudgeon - whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frozenwater View Post
    elder statesmen, curmudgeon - whatever.

    I'm going with curmudgeon. Ed Abbey was a curmudgeon, he was a righteous dude.

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    I prefer Nuncio.

    Shouldn't you actually have to post something of value to be considered an "Elder Statesman?" That pretty much knocks me down to about 15 posts....

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    If we're making up further titles, then obviously Roo should be transportation or foreign minister.
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    telekoptero, for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead View Post
    Or are you just bored out of your skull. Not hard for you to do, considering you have two holes in it.
    Bwaa! Trackhead made me laugh at Powstash's expense!

    I stay out of Gimp Central . . . . there's bad juju in that place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Altagirl fits all that and then some.
    beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Captain Maggot is more of an upcoming superstar award, imho. I put you in the category of elder statesmen, with Tipp, icemang, buster, and splat. Like the politburo.
    I saw that afterthought.
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    I got dibs on prince, "Fuck the king, everybody want to kill the king, but the prince, well the prince just bides his time and tells all the ladies that one day he will be king"
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    King? Prince? who said anything about royalty. Damn, Roo hasn't even chimed in and we're already talking like a bunch of Monarchy subjects. I'm talking Captain, like Captain Powder (Pmag.com - *sniff*). I'm talking command an army Captain, not command a bunch of pastey white whiney brits (sorry Roo)
    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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    Pirate Captain, aye!
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    [IMG]//www.andrewnolan.com/images/ads/captain_morgan.jpg[/IMG]

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    Oh, sorry, that's Captain Caveman

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    [IMG]//www.andrewnolan.com/images/ads/captain_morgan.jpg[/IMG]
    you're out of the running - can't even post an image correctly?

    yikes - better not fix that image link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star View Post
    telekoptero, for sure.
    Nah, he's too busy out filming with his sponsors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powstash View Post
    yikes - better not fix that image link.
    Exactemundo, chief!

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    Instead of Captain Maggot, I will place one vote for AG and Marshalolsen as Queen Connie Maggette and King Biggus Maggot.


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    hah.
    Hard to pick a captain with so much anarchy.
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    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    I win, game over
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