Splat hands down. Sure he is crotchety, doesn't actually ski anymore and doesnt't really post like he used to - but come on, it's SPLAT man!!!!!
Splat hands down. Sure he is crotchety, doesn't actually ski anymore and doesnt't really post like he used to - but come on, it's SPLAT man!!!!!
I've started threads in every forum but many were completely accidental.
Can I be the royal joker?
I prefer Nuncio.
Shouldn't you actually have to post something of value to be considered an "Elder Statesman?" That pretty much knocks me down to about 15 posts....
If we're making up further titles, then obviously Roo should be transportation or foreign minister.
Ein Berg ohne Absturzgefahr ist nur noch Attrappe. (Reinhold Messner)
telekoptero, for sure.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
I got dibs on prince, "Fuck the king, everybody want to kill the king, but the prince, well the prince just bides his time and tells all the ladies that one day he will be king"
Three fundamentals of every extreme skier, total disregard for personal saftey, amphetamines, and lots and lots of malt liquor......-jack handy
King? Prince? who said anything about royalty. Damn, Roo hasn't even chimed in and we're already talking like a bunch of Monarchy subjects. I'm talking Captain, like Captain Powder (Pmag.com - *sniff*). I'm talking command an army Captain, not command a bunch of pastey white whiney brits (sorry Roo)
"In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
Pirate Captain, aye!
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Oh, sorry, that's Captain Caveman
"In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
Instead of Captain Maggot, I will place one vote for AG and Marshalolsen as Queen Connie Maggette and King Biggus Maggot.
"Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!"
[I may be of some assistance if there is a sudden crisis]
Last edited by schindlerpiste; 02-20-2007 at 06:36 PM.
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
hah.
Hard to pick a captain with so much anarchy.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
I win, game over
Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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