Suit, the new "questions" troll thread needs your help please

[Rontele]

I hope I got some of Basom's awesomeness third hand when I ate my Ahi Tuna Salad next to Stump. I'm pretty certain I did.

What are we talking about again?

The answer is obvious. Basom's awesomeness is omnipresent. Because his awesomeness rubbed off on Stump, and subsequently you ate an Ahi Tuna Salad next to Stump, a fortiori follows that Basom's awesomeness rubbed off on you.

[Tippster]

No fucking way - it was fresh-frozen, like all Ahi grade tuna. Dickhead.

[Obstruction]

I can't believe that the effort to help out a maggot who was hurting has gotten cunted up in such as miserable fashion.

The guy was in a personal private hell that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. He shared his pain and asked for nothing. Some maggotts decided to do something to ease his financial burden. I like many others joined in and sent what I could spare.

He asked for nothing and generous people lent a helping hand. The "concerned maggot" should show his concern by deleting his thread ASAP.

[Free Range Lobster]

No fucking way - it was fresh-frozen, like all Ahi grade tuna. Dickhead.

fresh-frozen.
uh....
what

[Below Zero]

What happened? Can someone post some cliff notes.

[Tippster]

The answer is obvious. Basom's awesomeness is omnipresent. Because his awesomeness rubbed off on Stump, and subsequently you ate an Ahi Tuna Salad next to Stump, a fortiori follows that Basom's awesomeness rubbed off on you.

FKNA.

fresh-frozen.
uh....
what

If you don't know, you are ignorant. You need awesomizing it seems.

[Mrs Roo]

Basom's awesomeness is omnipresent.

I dunno. Is Basom really that awesome? I met him once and quite honestly, I felt sullied not awed .

[Rontele]

FKNA.

I know. I am pretty jealous. I am in some serious need of basom's awesomeness and desperately trying to find someone in the midwest who has "captured" some of that awesomeness so I can associate with him and get some of basom's awesomeness. make sense?

[Free Range Lobster]

If you don't know, you are ignorant. You need awesomizing it seems.

You obviously have the taste buds of an obese McDonalds patron.
Life is too short to eat frozen tuna.

[slim]

I met him once and quite honestly, I felt sullied not awed .

That's how the awesomeness works. It takes some getting used to.

[Tippster]

You obviously have the taste buds of an obese McDonalds patron.
Life is too short to eat frozen tuna.

Don't go to a sushi restaurant then...

mmmmm.... doublequarterpounderwithcheese......

[iceman]

FKNA.
If you don't know, you are ignorant. You need awesomizing it seems.

I believe he was just trying to point out that "fresh-frozen" is oxymoronic. But any awesomeness that I may have once had has long since rubbed off, so what do I know?

[Rontele]

That's how the awesomeness works. It takes some getting used to.

And I think it goes to show how powerful and awesome, basom's awesomness really is. he is able to bend the time/space/awesomeness continuum and thus, after meeting basom you are so overwhelmed by his awesomeness that you feel sullied. it is only after you have had to time to reflect on basom's awesomeness do you realize how awesome he really is.

(I should add, that this is only third hand knowledge as I have never met basom, but I hear he his pretty awesome).

[Rontele]

I But any awesomeness that I may have once had has long since rubbed off, so what do I know?

There has never been a more untrue statement in the history of mankind. you are yoda to basom's luke awesomeness.

[smolakian]

WOW...This thread should die too. I'm all about the free market and don't care for censorship. So, why don't you guys just create change through personal action (or inaction)? Quit the feeding frenzy and let the thread die by itself. Or, just keep throwing salt in a hurting man's wounds. Either way...I fell bad for even posting in this one.

[Tippster]

I believe he was just trying to point out that "fresh-frozen" is oxymoronic. But any awesomeness that I may have once had has long since rubbed off, so what do I know?

I'm pretty sure we both got re-awesomized last week. Your painful ankle just kinda dulled the effect. Maybe that was MrsRoo's problem as well, or it's a chick thing.

Jumbo Shrimp! Military Intelligence!

[Tippster]

There has never been a more untrue statement in the history of mankind. you are yoda to basom's luke awesomeness.

Stop trying to suck his dick. You need titties at the very least to do that.

[Rontele]

Stop trying to suck his dick. You need titties at the very least to do that.

iceman is an inspiration. stop harshing my mellow, brah.

[Tippster]

[Mrs Roo]

I'm pretty sure we both got re-awesomized last week. Your painful ankle just kinda dulled the effect. Maybe that was MrsRoo's problem as well, or it's a chick thing.

Have other girls been sullied by Basom?

[iceman]

"Honey, I'm home!"

Your ability to see past the chicken legs and suburban-mom-sneakers to the heart of the matter impresses me, rontele.

[Rontele]

is this supposed to be some sort of proxy of basom's awesomeness?

[Free Range Lobster]

Jumbo Shrimp! Military Intelligence!

Very tasty.

[Free Range Lobster]

David should have used the stump head.
Nobody would have suspected ANYTHING!

[stump832]

With this kind of rampant use of my likeness its only a matter of time before I break out the tinfoil hat. Weirdos.