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  1. 01-14-2007, 03:22 AM #251
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    i'ell wsecond the mothion to get that as somebodies signat;orue, and all i'pom know is that i'm fucking wazxted right now.
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    Bodhi has got to the point now that girls do his drunk dial returns for HIM
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Bodhi has got to the point now that girls do his drunk dial returns for HIM
    A+

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    Jack Bauers Bpower hour = good
    2 hours season premier = 120 minutes = 3 40oz of mickys = me drunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_roon View Post
    Jack Bauers Bpower hour = good
    2 hours season premier = 120 minutes = 3 40oz of mickys = me drunk
    Sippin on a Mickeys 40 myself yo. Nice work.
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  6. 01-15-2007, 01:30 AM #256
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    I order a patron margerita tonight, and the bartender has the balls to pour me a well drink. LIke i can't recoginize a bottle of patrol you asshole. Its not your money anyways you fucking tool.
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  7. 01-15-2007, 11:42 PM #257
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    Monday night + no work + lots o wine = fuuuuuuuuck. + ZZ top + my dog won't stop squaeking her toy and it's really annoying. damn. guess I should get some more d=wine, eh?
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  8. 01-16-2007, 12:02 AM #258
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  9. 01-16-2007, 01:31 AM #259
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    2 nighs season preimiesr of @$!!! livere is fullys punisheedd
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Bodhi has got to the point now that girls do his drunk dial returns for HIM
    Gotta love the "no memory of" posts.
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  11. 01-16-2007, 09:29 PM #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Bodhi has got to the point now that girls do his drunk dial returns for HIM
    Honestly, the drunk chick that answered my phone hit me over the head, jumped me, and continued to rape the shit outta me...and in the middle of it all when the phone rang, she had to answer, mostly because both my hands and my mouth were occupado... Plus, I think she terrorized GheePup as well and all he wanted to know was how many cups of dog food to feed a dog a day (another story in the making surely)...

    Fucking drunks.

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  12. 01-16-2007, 09:36 PM #262
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi View Post
    Honestly, the drunk chick that answered my phone hit me over the head, jumped me, and continued to rape the shit outta me...and in the middle of it all when the phone rang, she had to answer, mostly because both my hands and my mouth were occupado... Plus, I think she terrorized GheePup as well and all he wanted to know was how many cups of dog food to feed a dog a day (another story in the making surely)...

    Fucking drunks.

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    No, that wasn't GheePup, that was me I wanted to know specifically how many cups of food to feed to the Golden that I snatched off the street in the -10 cold on the way home from the bar. heh. He's since returned home to his family.
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  13. 01-16-2007, 09:42 PM #263
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    Shit, now I gotta Wonder what the fuck she said to the Ghee on Saturday...young chicks these days...

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  14. 01-17-2007, 10:27 PM #264
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  15. 01-17-2007, 11:34 PM #265
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    I am drunk tonight.

    Bla bla bla!! What now?

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  16. 01-17-2007, 11:47 PM #266
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    Wish I was there, MTT. Sounds like a good time. (stupid ass 6:00 am flights to the (l)east coast, i should be in bed, and not drunk).....ghey
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Wish I was there, MTT. Sounds like a good time. (stupid ass 6:00 am flights to the (l)east coast i should be in bed, and not drunk).....ghey
    SHIT dude, I'm on the east coast. Liven in the Extended stay Ameerrrica West Richmond VA. Been here since ?? Well the last plane I was on landed here Jan 9th. Don't fly out till the 25th.

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  18. 01-18-2007, 12:29 AM #268
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    SHIT dude, I'm on the east coast. Liven in the Extended stay Ameerrrica West Richmond VA. Been here since ??
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    Nice. Your near my hometown of Chesterfuck, VA...
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  19. 01-19-2007, 07:41 PM #269
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    May I note that Wolaver's Brown Ale is among the finest beverages I have ever had the immense pleasure to consume? Yes, I may. Thirty minutes ago I was dealing with frostbitten fingers; now I'm eating pork-gravy-sodden vegetables and imbibing the finest brown ale I've tasted since I stopped brewing.

    You may now resume your regular inferior beer drinking.
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  20. 01-20-2007, 02:09 AM #270
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    dnt you hate it when you go out thinking yours going to have a chill nithe and get too durkn by midninhrt? it blows
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    Or how bout havign a chill night but Instead falltiing asleep on the drive out.. yep I slept in the car while my friends went out.. Five shots make me sleepy.
    It's liek a hump; past seven drinks then i'm awake.. wooo I need to drink more to stay awake.
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  22. 01-20-2007, 09:18 PM #272
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  23. 01-20-2007, 10:58 PM #273
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    I'd be drunk if I had the balls to take some beer from downstairs.
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