Check Out Our Shop
Page 8 of 48 FirstFirst ... 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 ... LastLast
Results 176 to 200 of 1199

Thread: Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

  1. 12-12-2006, 02:58 AM #176
    seanyob
    seanyob is offline Squaw JONG
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    lost
    Posts
    1,070
    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Yeah, well, I just got fucked in the ass, HARD, by a fifteen year old girl from San Diego. With no lube, the vicious little bitch.

    Did she hurt you?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12-12-2006, 02:59 AM #177
    Rasputin's Avatar
    Rasputin
    Rasputin is online now Полые тростник на ветру
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Missoula
    Posts
    4,768
    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Flush with the excitement of finishing exams and returning back to Denver I just pwn3d the airport bar, downing three Makers over ice in the last half hour. The bark33p cut me off and sent me to my gate.
    Perhaps it was the yellow poka dotted swimsuit that caused him to send you walking?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 12-12-2006, 11:29 PM #178
    asandygal's Avatar
    asandygal
    asandygal is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Canyon Lake and Mammoth Lakes
    Posts
    270
    It's the most wonderful time of the year....

    .........................................
    The mountains are calling and I must go - John Muir
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 12-12-2006, 11:38 PM #179
    Hutch
    Hutch is offline ....................
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    5,516
    Quote Originally Posted by asandygal View Post
    It's the most wonderful time of the year....

    .........................................
    hey! remember? we want more pictures from you...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 12-13-2006, 01:40 AM #180
    rideit's Avatar
    rideit
    rideit is offline ExteriorDecorator
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Down In A Hole, Up in the Sky
    Posts
    36,513
    Sober-ish follow up...this little girl won a pair of brand new $250 Burton snowboard boots from me, for $21.00....and then got in a bitch session about shipping being $4.00 more than the random postage calculator. I couldn't believe it. I sent her the boots, and I didn't even crap in them first. Man, that was my very first e-bay bomb in $85,000.00 worth of internet transactions...I was pissed! She is probably gonna give me bad feedback, too!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 12-20-2006, 08:02 PM #181
    Bodhi's Avatar
    Bodhi
    Bodhi is offline Homegrown Knucklehead
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Fallbroke, SD-CA
    Posts
    1,641
    ^^PBH^^^




    Psycho
    Bitch from
    Hell

    Shoulda got someone with foot fungus to walk around in them all day before you shipped them out...

    peace,
    D.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-20-2006, 08:06 PM #182
    Bodhi's Avatar
    Bodhi
    Bodhi is offline Homegrown Knucklehead
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Fallbroke, SD-CA
    Posts
    1,641
    36 bpott;e ber pont eh wall 36 bothles beer, drinkone dowm passklthen aroufcn, 35 bortrles ofed beer on the wall...damn cool wham yow donet hae t0o eddit yoa shit.

    back to ya ghee--hope aye getting soem snow form thias system her in CO...be up to visit you thsi Febtrary with WTp fopr OScoal.

    pae av,
    D.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-20-2006, 08:13 PM #183
    Bodhi's Avatar
    Bodhi
    Bodhi is offline Homegrown Knucklehead
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Fallbroke, SD-CA
    Posts
    1,641
    fuck, I lsots ny fuckmbeer.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-20-2006, 08:15 PM #184
    Bodhi's Avatar
    Bodhi
    Bodhi is offline Homegrown Knucklehead
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Fallbroke, SD-CA
    Posts
    1,641
    goddamit, wherd I putn ym fuckihnbeer???


    Ughhgrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-20-2006, 09:43 PM #185
    wicked_sick's Avatar
    wicked_sick
    wicked_sick is offline MTS
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Maple Syrup and Lumberjacks, eigh.
    Posts
    4,289
    I dont know whats hapeningk
    ::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 12-20-2006, 09:51 PM #186
    Parvo's Avatar
    Parvo
    Parvo is offline Mom's Favorite
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Next door
    Posts
    2,866
    i just did all my xmas shopping at the liquor store. 'bout 50 mini-bottles for the co-workers. yet, i open'd their presents early and drank all the good stuff. looks like i'll be giving COCKSPUR RUM to our accounting group cuz I just polished off the chivas regal.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 12-20-2006, 09:55 PM #187
    asandygal's Avatar
    asandygal
    asandygal is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Canyon Lake and Mammoth Lakes
    Posts
    270
    I just signed in... for the 5th time...as I kept getting rejected.. (thank X for the DELETE key... as I can't say GOD or I might be ...

    Stream of conscienous (sp?) here... do any of you have politically correct jobs where you can't say "Merry CHRISTMAS"??? (i cant tell you how long it took me to type that without spelling errors..)...

    Okay.. this is the padded room... where we are supposed to get drunk and post "as much as we can"... but I use my backspace key more here than anywhere....

    sorry to all the drunken fools... jsut know that I am drunker than I seem.......
    The mountains are calling and I must go - John Muir
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 12-20-2006, 10:01 PM #188
    asandygal's Avatar
    asandygal
    asandygal is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Canyon Lake and Mammoth Lakes
    Posts
    270
    Oh... AND by the way... *=(shit..... I keep using the backspace key.... if we didn't NO one could understand a single word...)

    anyway... Bodhi, I thought you were on your way to Colorado? Have a great trip (BTW,,,) *

    okay... I'm off the computer for the night... the backspace key ihas been used and abused...
    The mountains are calling and I must go - John Muir
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 12-20-2006, 10:23 PM #189
    MarsB's Avatar
    MarsB
    MarsB is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    O+Positive
    Posts
    3,175
    My buddy's wife got me a 12ver of Yuengling 22s as a Xmas gidft. You know what, she's aiight.
    Montani Semper Liberi
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 12-20-2006, 11:37 PM #190
    pappag's Avatar
    pappag
    pappag is offline #tedbundy
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    6,912
    Not as terribly drunk as I should be, but just curious....head from an ugly girl is still head, right?
    Ski edits | http://vimeo.com/user389737/videos
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 12-21-2006, 12:14 AM #191
    P_McPoser
    P_McPoser is offline rain
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Republik Indonesia
    Posts
    7,288
    Yes. Same for fat chicks.

    As an aside, seeing this thread reminded me that I had a 4th, cold and open beer hiding behind the screen of my laptop!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 12-21-2006, 12:17 AM #192
    AsheanMT's Avatar
    AsheanMT
    AsheanMT is offline Schralper Extraordinaire
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Whitefish
    Posts
    4,501
    I'm currently sober but have a jar (ya thats right a jar) of hutterite wine on top of the fridge. Think I should drink it?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 12-22-2006, 02:26 AM #193
    Hutch
    Hutch is offline ....................
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    5,516
    Its my dick in a box! Its my dick in a box, girl...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 12-23-2006, 10:06 PM #194
    Free Range Lobster's Avatar
    Free Range Lobster
    Free Range Lobster is offline <-watching you masturbate
    Send a message via AIM to Free Range Lobster
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    on the pointy end, calling the line, swearing my fucking ass off
    Posts
    4,682
    argh.
    holidays!
    The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 12-23-2006, 10:26 PM #195
    Bodhi's Avatar
    Bodhi
    Bodhi is offline Homegrown Knucklehead
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Fallbroke, SD-CA
    Posts
    1,641
    Hic






    Hic







    up



    Blue





    35 boththle beer ont eh walslls...

    eopace,
    De
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 12-24-2006, 06:38 PM #196
    BeanDip4All's Avatar
    BeanDip4All
    BeanDip4All is offline likes dags
    Send a message via AIM to BeanDip4All
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    3,452
    i am hammered and got a fuzzy reversible racoon hat for my christmas present from my sister.

    also, a browning hat from the lumber store and that also is the name of a fancy private school in manhattan which will be funny wearing it in nyc because it is for guns and not schools
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 12-24-2006, 07:14 PM #197
    PTracy P1's Avatar
    PTracy P1
    PTracy P1 is offline Make mine a double
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Indy
    Posts
    644
    Becks Premium Light. About the only thing that can stay down after 4 plate fulls of taters and pork and 3 deserts.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 12-24-2006, 08:03 PM #198
    pappag's Avatar
    pappag
    pappag is offline #tedbundy
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Denver, CO
    Posts
    6,912
    I've had at least 5 different kinds of whiskey today and won't go to bed until I have 5 more damnit. Flu season can sucka dez nuts. Peas.
    Ski edits | http://vimeo.com/user389737/videos
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 12-24-2006, 09:25 PM #199
    Free Range Lobster's Avatar
    Free Range Lobster
    Free Range Lobster is offline <-watching you masturbate
    Send a message via AIM to Free Range Lobster
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    on the pointy end, calling the line, swearing my fucking ass off
    Posts
    4,682
    Must.
    Consume.
    More.

    DRIIIINK.
    The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 12-25-2006, 12:33 AM #200
    skibuminwyo's Avatar
    skibuminwyo
    skibuminwyo is offline Number 2 hippy
    Send a message via MSN to skibuminwyo Send a message via Yahoo to skibuminwyo
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    The great north
    Posts
    2,170
    so..l....first contributiuon to this historic thread....i think.....anwyay, hope everyone has a happy devcember 25th!!!!
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
    "What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
    My Adventures

    "Feeling good is good enough."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Pavel’s dog - is speech free? | Snake Bite »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules