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    and its really good beer to, sunshine wheat.

    my dad has a whole cube. unopened. fuck.

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    not drunkasdf yet abuet in 34 hours, i will be slogshed. salloooon baby...ladies night.....hooooka chakka hooooka chaka.



    Decided it would be a good idea to preface myself for what's to come in a few hours.


    I'm also packing severe heat and will gladly be indulging in copious amounts of liquor on my 30-block walk to the Saloon on 83 and York (for the NYC crowd that needs another option for tonight).
    Last edited by snoogens; 01-26-2007 at 12:53 PM. Reason: added clarification as to the demise that will ensue

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    Half bottle of JW Black gone. Gonna crack a bottle of red wine next.
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    This is how I envision the night to play out.


    Welll....not really....

    But a badass clip to view before heading out:


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    that is TRULY the greatest movie clip...EVER!!!!!! nice work snoogens
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    Drinks in liver. - Check.
    WAlking around toun with backapack full of booze - Check.
    Getting good and hammered druing a full on whiteout blizard- Check.

    Sleep now, ski tomorrow.
    Moving at the speed of a rampaging glacier.

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    I drank more than I did trying to find my future ex-girlfriend.


    And i meant to post this PF clip but was too ubriacco to do so otherwise:


    What's Fonzie like?


    Last edited by snoogens; 01-27-2007 at 01:38 AM. Reason: Tell that bitch to be cool.

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    kan't belive your still kciken. Noice work! audefox5000g
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    So Im all funked up riht now, and my old aldy is sleepin, and i'm on the couch wiht the dog again. She pissed and Im like woman, you with me for alomst 15 years, and by now yoy u gott aknow, that Im cutting loose once adn a while.

    I haert vodka tonics too, but i dont eat good when im spe r drubk I nede to cut back, but its not like I go out all the itmer. I acn walk to taco bell, but its avout 5 miles aawya.
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    i blacked out last night at 10pm. a new low for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mc_roon View Post
    i blacked out last night at 10pm. a new low for me.
    You must not drink much or enough. There's no shame in enjoying yourself. At least thats what I tell myself. Those around me seem to think differently though. Killjoys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crass3000 View Post
    You must not drink much or enough
    i drink way to much. But, normally i spread it out over an entire night, not a 2 hour period. I had a fantastic time last night, i just wish i could remember it.

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    It is hard to post a truly drunk post (for me, at least)... as there is always the "back" button...

    But a true sign of "drunk" is the drunken phone call. I arranged a totally awesome gathering at my house without even knowing it last night!!!

    Bodhi... it was great to see you and Dude again! Maggie loved Dude's company and we loved yours!

    I love drunk phone calls!!!! (even though I don't remember making one... we ended up with almost 20 people at our house for dinner last night!... including AtomicBoy!)

    Happy vino!
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    blkad dhrioel
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    wrnt I whaic eindtbe hoems ths rkgvfr nfj

    Fudk!

    In bspeak gernam

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    Hoes lickin nuts like stamps.........

    One fool brought the music for the yams
    But Ice Cube had more amps, get in bitch
    Cause I had the jam on
    And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon
    Give me the nappy and make me happy
    The hoe said 'Pappy could you slap me
    on the ass hard and fast
    and could please try not to leave a gash?'
    I said yeah, but I don't play sex
    When I'm putting on the latex
    Slipped on the condom
    Fucked around and dropped the bomb son
    And it came out sort of like confetti
    In for the night, no longer steady mobbin
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    "Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater

    "once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master

    "As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by divegirl View Post
    Sorry to dissapoint, but I'm actually saving my pooperhausen for marriage. It's the only thing I have left.
    Thought I would just refreshen this post since I`m drinking with divegirl right now,BWAAAA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pow4Brains View Post
    One fool brought the music for the yams
    But Ice Cube had more amps, get in bitch
    Cause I had the jam on
    And I don't want to hear shit about a tampon
    Give me the nappy and make me happy
    The hoe said 'Pappy could you slap me
    on the ass hard and fast
    and could please try not to leave a gash?'
    I said yeah, but I don't play sex
    When I'm putting on the latex
    Slipped on the condom
    Fucked around and dropped the bomb son
    And it came out sort of like confetti
    In for the night, no longer steady mobbin
    Death Certificate fucking owns.

    Very nice!! [/borat

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    HOLY SHUT!!! When I have to go postning for the "get durn, post as much as you can" cpost and I ant't find it I KNOW there is troub;e/// (especiaZ;l.ly bwecause even without a delete button I know when I hit the wrong keys....)
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    Okay... the prior was "stream of consciousnes... with no "back-button"... ANYWAY....let me say that I was disturbed to find that when I went searching for this thread, there were MANY different threads (on ALL the forums) that came up when I typed in "get drunk, post as much as you can" in the search bar...

    Does that mean that EVERYONE is drunk???
    Last edited by asandygal; 03-15-2007 at 08:25 AM.
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    ^^^ You took care of your val-man-tine duties tonight right? If not, you only have about 1-1/2 hours left.... see this post if you forgot. Might be too late to try and cook a steak.

    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=79897

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    fck. got5tra work inda moern, shit,

    one more mjito iwl nt hutr.

    35 ber wakll....34 gotal go.
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    Middle-aged people boasting about being fucked up...

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    I like Makers Mark and Ginger ale and I am not yet mid aged
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    All naked middle aged women please come to my house tonight...and any young naked woman can also come...hell, if you are over 50 and want to bare your ass, come to my pad tonight (PM ME!!)...pool is open, bar is open (outdoor and indoor and FULLY stocked with everything--if I cannot make it, I will go buy the ingredient, fireplace is lit, candles and incense, and a couple good looking drunk dudes to meet your fancies...

    I am getting drunk tonight!

    Looks like:
    -Mojitos
    -Blue margies
    -Brain hemorages
    -Jager Bombs
    -Adios Mother Fuckers
    -Tom Collins

    ....
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    I was just jealous and bitter when I posted before, cause I couldn't drink. Blue margies? Now I am EXTREMELY jealous and bitter!

    Enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi View Post
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    fck. got5tra work inda moern, shit,

    one more mjito iwl nt hutr.

    35 ber wakll....34 gotal go.
    I haven't been here for al long time and was wondreing hon many beers were still on the wall. Didn't take ling to find out. Oh shoit, I think I might be gettint a drunk call soon after reading someones latest post. 33 beer are still on the wall? You fucking slackerdx!
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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