No really.... SHIT!
A small airplane apparently took a nose-dive into a tank of raw sewage near Gilroy on Monday afternoon.
Gilroy police Sgt. Kurt Svardal said authorities have no idea where the plane was from or where it was going. The aircraft came pretty much straight down into a holding tank filled with raw sewage at a sewage treatment facility, he said, adding that it was too dangerous for a dive team to go into the water and check for bodies or the tail number of the plane, which would indicate who owned it and where it was from.
The tank is about 20 feet deep and will have to be drained before police can determine if anyone is inside. Svardal said police assume at least one person, the pilot, is inside the downed plane. There may be passengers as well.
Police received reports of a possible crash around 4 p.m. and spent an hour and a half checking the area. Workers at the sewage treatment plant noticed damage to a railing around the tank and notified police, who determined that the plane had gone into the tank.
The tank is a couple hundred feet in diameter, Svardal said, which means the plane probably came in at a very steep angle. It is nowhere near any kind of airfield or landing strip, he said.
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12-19-2006, 02:03 PM #1
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Shit!
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12-19-2006, 02:09 PM #2
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bio-smear meeting an untimely demise?
Originally Posted by powder11
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12-19-2006, 02:14 PM #3
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Pilot: "Well, poop!"
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12-19-2006, 02:29 PM #4
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shit happens.
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12-19-2006, 02:43 PM #5
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shitty way to go.
In with the 9.
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12-19-2006, 02:49 PM #6
Smells bad
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As Plankton would say " well this stinks".
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12-19-2006, 02:52 PM #7
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I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest cremation.
not counting days 2016-17
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12-19-2006, 05:09 PM #8
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It was Al-Quada,
Mistook it for the White House.
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12-19-2006, 05:16 PM #9
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Full of the same thing....
not counting days 2016-17
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12-19-2006, 06:00 PM #10
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Maybe the pilot was trying to get rid of that terrible garlic smell
Last edited by MapleSyrup; 12-19-2006 at 06:21 PM.
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12-19-2006, 09:07 PM #11
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Sounds like a shity job for the cops. There was a witness to the crash, but the police said he was full of shit! Sounds like a shit job or the new guy!
Ok, I think thats enough.
Some people see skiing as a sport, to me its a way of life.
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12-19-2006, 09:57 PM #12
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I toured a waste facility for a high school science class. The one thing I remmeber is that there is one tank, about 30 feet deep, that is not really truly liquid. It is not bouyant enough to float/swim, but not even close to thin enough to breath.
Fucking awful way to die.__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
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Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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12-19-2006, 10:20 PM #13
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True, true. I definately feel bad making jokes, but the story is just so bizarre. Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
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12-19-2006, 10:24 PM #14
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that pilots career is in the shitter.
I just couldn't resist
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12-19-2006, 10:26 PM #15
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was it a single prop plane? If so, the shit has really hit the fan!
ok,ok, I'll stop
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12-19-2006, 11:10 PM #16
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And the puns are just way too easy. Originally Posted by MapleSyrup
True, true. I definately feel bad making jokes, but the story is just so bizarre. __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
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Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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12-20-2006, 12:31 AM #17
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I wonder if he shit himself on the way in?
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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12-20-2006, 12:34 AM #18
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Heh. They spent all today sterilizing the tank.
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12-20-2006, 01:06 AM #19
Yes, they ARE waterskis.
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I hate it when shit gets in your way....
and the inevitable (surprised nobody said this already)..... Shit happens.Poetry, on motion. Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik
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12-20-2006, 02:37 AM #20
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Um, that was like the third post.
edit: ok, fourth.I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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