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    Thumbs down What the Fuck is this piece of shit (part 3423)

    Chevy took a piece of shit PT cruiser and made it fuck with a bigger piece of shit H3 and out came this piece of crap.

    http://www.chevrolet.com/hhr/

    This is almost as bad as the Asstek and the Avalanche/Ridgeline


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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    This is almost as bad as the Asstek and the Avalanche/Ridgeline

    NOTHING can outdo the Aztek in sheer... there are no words for how ugly that thing is... The Avalanche and Ridgeline's are marginally better, but still ugly pieces of useless crap.

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    Memo to Chevrolet designers:

    Design cars first, take crack later

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    From the side it looks like a wannabe Infiniti thing. What the hell are those big sport utility things called?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAN
    From the side it looks like a wannabe Infiniti thing. What the hell are those big sport utility things called?
    FX35 / 45

    had one for a few weeks as a loaner, pretty nice ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    FX35 / 45

    had one for a few weeks as a loaner, pretty nice ride.
    and in no way as hideous as whatever the fuck that chevy is

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    FX35 / 45

    had one for a few weeks as a loaner, pretty nice ride.

    i think she's talking about the pathfinder armada and infinity GXmonstrosity.

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    Just what the world needs. Another gas guzzler with no purpose besides providing suburbanite fuckwads to something drive around in and say "Hey look at what I can afford".
    Can't wait to get drunk and piss on one at about 3 AM
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    That is what happens when vehicles are designed by committee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plakespear
    Just what the world needs. Another gas guzzler with no purpose besides providing suburbanite fuckwads to something drive around in and say "Hey look at what I can afford".
    Can't wait to get drunk and piss on one at about 3 AM
    It's not huge, it's under $20K, and they claim 30 MPG on the freeway. Basically it's a larger PT Cruiser.

    What's wrong with it? It's not ugly. A Scion xB -- now that's ugly.

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    You think that Chrysler is ugly? It's Bridget bloody Hall compared to the SsangYong Rodius. Behold.







    I'd rather grind habaneros into my eyeballs than be seen at the wheel of that thing,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    I'd rather grind habaneros into my eyeballs than be seen at the wheel of that thing,
    Quick, someone forward this thread to roo's editor. He'll be lapping the 'ring in that Rodius by spring

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    damn roo. that thing is a shithole.

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    All cars look the same to me. As long as it runs, it's alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trainnvain
    All women in north cornflake look the same to me. As long as it rides, it's alright.
    Yes, I felt the same way after being stuck there all winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    Yes, I felt the same way after being stuck there all winter.
    You should've been here in the summer instead. That's when we had all the Russian imports

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    Ahhh them.
    Whats up with the ukranian girl that was always at the chinese food place next to the pool/bar/club thing?

    (woot! hijack!)

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    That Chevy has sort of a London taxi vibe to it. Then again I guess the PT Cruiser does, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    You think that Chrysler is ugly? It's Bridget bloody Hall compared to the SsangYong Rodius. Behold.
    Whoa. Looks like an Aztec knocked up a Taurus.

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    i think if i was rich, id have a lot of cars, nice ones, fast ones, big ones, whatever, but one of them would have to be the ugliest car in the world. I'd be proud to drive it because once something gets to a certain point of ugliness, it becomes friggin awesome (ex: dayglo one peices).

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    Quote Originally Posted by aspenskibum
    i think if i was rich, id have a lot of cars, nice ones, fast ones, big ones, whatever, but one of them would have to be the ugliest car in the world. I'd be proud to drive it because once something gets to a certain point of ugliness, it becomes friggin awesome (ex: dayglo one peices).

    Friggin' awesome you say? ...I fear for your soul...

    Roo, sadly enough I think that thing would probably sell steadily in Seattle, and will probably fare pretty well in Belgium. Wish I were joking but once everyone in my old neighbourhood there started driving the first generation Fiat Multipla I lost all respect for Belgian taste... not that I have much in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by powderwhore
    I'm gonna get me one of these babies!


    that looks like shit if it isn't bright, hunter orange

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