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FUUUCCCCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKER!!!!
Critical fucking week next week. Last 3 weeks have been long fucking hours getting my fucking shit together into a 100 fucking page piece of fucking shit shit. A piece of shit project that was a fucking piece of shit before I was hired to fix the fucking piece of fucking shit is launched next fucking week.
So there's a million fucking consultants and managers driving this piece of shit fuck. Since I'm a loose fucking cannon, and easy scapegoat, I get the fucking lion's share of the piece of shit project to fucking do....
Now I can handle pieces of shit like this. I've done harder more difficult shit before. I send my piece of shit status reports and gazillion drafts for executive review. "Yes looks good. Excellent, on track, you are the shit...blahblahblah"
So the past few weeks of getting my cock sucked culminated into this...the unveiling of the piece of shit fucking asshat project whatever rollout and there's a big dry run of the 3 hour presentation this afternoon.
An atomic bomb blew up in my face as the fucking fuckhead fucks who was supposed to help me out start taking potshots at me like a bunch of insurgents.
Bottom line I was set up and made to look like a fuck in front of my boss, my bosses boss and all my buds. And I'm left to redo 3 weeks worth of fucking bullshit over the fucking weekend which was supposed to be one of drinking, partying, surfing and unlimited sex.
Fuck my fucking piece of fucking shit job.
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08-06-2004, 11:08 PM #1
Da TGR Hui
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Fuck my fucking job.
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08-06-2004, 11:10 PM #2
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6 pack of beer to get me through the night. check.
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08-06-2004, 11:16 PM #3
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Shit, man, that sounds like it fucking sucks. My fucking sympathies exteneded to your most deserving self. You fucking rule and will rise above this shit. remember that: you da man. You punani.
Sick and ashamed and happy (and maybe bustin' into my fridge to drink with you (and (another bracket it I may) I replyed to your rant so I think you should return the favour *(it's getting lonely in my thread))))),
d.
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08-06-2004, 11:18 PM #4
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I'm drinkin myself too....Originally posted by Punani
6 pack of beer to get me through the night. check.
fuck those fucking fucks. [/poursalittleoutforthePu]
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08-06-2004, 11:20 PM #5
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Fuck the fuckin' fucks!
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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08-06-2004, 11:20 PM #6
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Yawn. The corporate world - don't much miss it. I think today I spent 4 hours outside at a housing developement and a golf club in my 7.5 hours of roughing it.
I'll prolly get back into a corporate slave facility again someday, but it's nice to see it from the other side
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08-06-2004, 11:21 PM #7
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Damn I can't believe you snuck in almost the same fuckin' line while I was still fucking typing.Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
I'm drinkin myself too....
fuck those fucking fucks. [/poursalittleoutforthePu]It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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08-06-2004, 11:23 PM #8
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Umm...maybe you should have put the cover on that TPS report
Seriously, that sucks, thats how it comes down in my dept. too. All the way up until the end, "yeah that looks great" (see - not wanting to spend the time to read and provide the feedback)
Tell Lumberg to stick it up his ass.
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08-06-2004, 11:24 PM #9
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I'm fucking sneaky like fucking that.Originally posted by L7
Damn I can't believe you snuck in almost the same fuckin' line while I was still fucking typing.
fuck those fucking fucks pu!Waste your time, read my crap, at:
One Gear, Two Planks
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08-06-2004, 11:26 PM #10
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Ranting and a couple of Heinekens make me feel better...you guys rule.
Back to my fucking TPS presentation shit.....
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08-06-2004, 11:30 PM #11
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I think you should fucking call monster dump.
at 4 in the morning
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08-06-2004, 11:36 PM #12
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Punani---------->clean yer box out!
I had the best pm for you and of course, your box was full.Last edited by altachic; 08-06-2004 at 11:42 PM.
you sketchy character, you
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08-06-2004, 11:40 PM #13
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415 407 7998 is going DOWN!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahhahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa
Monster dump. Paging monster dump...you're a PUSSY!!!! I go bigger than you...and I know the Kirkweed sections more than your 6-day-a-year skiing ass!!!! You rock-hitting biatch! Your Beasts lasted what...45 minutes? Thats because you're not skiing Iggys you big PUSSY!!!! You coffee-drinkin, marlboro-smokin, '88 landcruiser-driving, tenderloin-living, fullfaced wearing, ski-destroying PUSSY!!! I am throwing the gauntlet DOWN mothafugga!!!!
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08-06-2004, 11:42 PM #14
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sorry altachic!!!! I hate it when that happend. I douched my box.Originally posted by altachic
Punani---------->clean yer box out!
I had the best pm for you and of course, you're box was full.
damn I have pussy withdrawals. I'd be jackhammering miss punani by now if I didnt have this piece of shit weekend work to do. fucking Ikea dumbasses won't warranty my destroyed bed.
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08-06-2004, 11:43 PM #15
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beer # 4 coming right up
one message every 45 seconds my ASS!@!!!
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08-06-2004, 11:50 PM #16
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Your only starting #4? lightweight! stop typing and start drinkingOriginally posted by Punani
beer # 4 coming right up
one message every 45 seconds my ASS!@!!!smoke crack and worship satan
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08-06-2004, 11:51 PM #17
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hhhhey where did you people go????/ I'm up to item 53 out of my 93 action items...whoooo!!!
40 left to go, average 5-10 min eah 200-400 minutes....fuck 3-7 hours of shit left....be done betweeen 2am and 6am....
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08-06-2004, 11:51 PM #18
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Well fucking shit man! Clean that shit up and then you can show those fuckers that your the fucking shit.
Slam a beer or six tonight and get fucking shitty anyway. Whats the difference the shit is already fucked up, fuck it!
Fuck Ikea too, their shit fucking sucks. Chead Euro shitty shit.
Fuck all those bitches right in their fucking asses I say!
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08-06-2004, 11:52 PM #19
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i have not eaten since lunchOriginally posted by White Chocolate
Your only starting #4? lightweight! stop typing and start drinking
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08-06-2004, 11:58 PM #20
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Fucking preserved for that fucking 4-AM calling Monster Dump!!!Originally posted by Punani
415 407 7998 is going DOWN!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahhahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa
Monster dump. Paging monster dump...you're a PUSSY!!!! I go bigger than you...and I know the Kirkweed sections more than your 6-day-a-year skiing ass!!!! You rock-hitting biatch! Your Beasts lasted what...45 minutes? Thats because you're not skiing Iggys you big PUSSY!!!! You coffee-drinkin, marlboro-smokin, '88 landcruiser-driving, tenderloin-living, fullfaced wearing, ski-destroying PUSSY!!! I am throwing the gauntlet DOWN mothafugga!!!!Waste your time, read my crap, at:
One Gear, Two Planks
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08-07-2004, 12:07 AM #21
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Ikea...
No sleep...
Piece of shit boss...
Here's my prescription: go watch Fight Club (I just finished watching it again oddly enough), blow up your apartment, move into a shithole in Oakland, break the ceiling this time instead of merely your bed, leave "the rules" in the office copier, beat yourself up in your bosses office, collect paychecks without having to work, flatten the Kirkweed timeshares with nitro, ski, rinse, repeat...
Edit: Here's a great line for your bosses:
"Well, I gotta tell ya, I'd be very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that, is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford cloth psycho, might... just... snap, and stalk, from office to office, with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This could be someone you've known for years. Someone very... very... Close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up."Last edited by Arty50; 08-07-2004 at 12:20 AM.
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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08-07-2004, 12:21 AM #22
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Wait, I take it all back.
"You know, man, it could be worse: a woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.""I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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08-07-2004, 12:45 AM #23
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that's no excuseOriginally posted by Punani
i have not eaten since lunch
smoke crack and worship satan
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08-07-2004, 03:17 AM #24
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2:15am brain fried. cant think. must call monster dump....
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08-07-2004, 04:00 AM #25
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I'll be glad to help with that project!flatten the Kirkweed timeshares with nitro, ski, rinse, repeat...
Does this fucking fucked project have anything to do with next years winnebago ad campaign?
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