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  1. 12-01-2006, 03:09 PM #1
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    This is how bad winter sucks!

    Look at this poor guy!



    This was on the MSN home page... "Winter Storm Blasts Midwest!"

    I laugh at people who live in a winter climate and complain about winter...
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    That dude looks like the Uni-Bomber.
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.
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    Biggest fucking pet peeve in the world: In a store this week and it was snowing outside and was about 3 degrees.....dozens of people complaining about how cold it was and they wish it would warm up. YOU LIVE IN FUCKING MONTANA! WE DEPEND ON SNOW AND COLD FOR OUR WATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET THE FUCK OUT AND MOVE TO TENNESSEE IF YOU WANT WARM, YOU ARE TAKING UP A SLOT YOU SORRY FUCKS! Sorry, but that really pisses me off.
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    He looks like the guy in Happy Gilmore with the nail in his head.
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    His gloves don't match. That's why he is having a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    Biggest fucking pet peeve in the world: In a store this week and it was snowing outside and was about 3 degrees.....dozens of people complaining about how cold it was and they wish it would warm up. YOU LIVE IN FUCKING MONTANA! WE DEPEND ON SNOW AND COLD FOR OUR WATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET THE FUCK OUT AND MOVE TO TENNESSEE IF YOU WANT WARM, YOU ARE TAKING UP A SLOT YOU SORRY FUCKS! Sorry, but that really pisses me off.
    Quoted for truth.

    I was in Maine last winter for an interview. Some fuckwad at the gas station had the balls to muse about he hates the cold and wished it were warmer - it was about -10F before wind-chill. I said to him, "Don't you know you live in Maine?" He said "Yea?" as if to question what my point was and I just said Never mind, have a nice day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    Biggest fucking pet peeve in the world: In a store this week and it was snowing outside and was about 3 degrees.....dozens of people complaining about how cold it was and they wish it would warm up. YOU LIVE IN FUCKING MONTANA! WE DEPEND ON SNOW AND COLD FOR OUR WATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET THE FUCK OUT AND MOVE TO TENNESSEE IF YOU WANT WARM, YOU ARE TAKING UP A SLOT YOU SORRY FUCKS! Sorry, but that really pisses me off.
    AMEN.

    We get the same thing here. And it is no where near like the winters we used to get here like 10/20 years ago.
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    I've lived in DC for nearly 30 years now, off & on - it has snowed at least once every winter, including on my wedding day.

    Every time it does everyone acts surprised (followed by panicked,) including the talking hairdos on TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I've lived in DC for nearly 30 years now, off & on - it has snowed at least once every winter, including on my wedding day.

    Every time it does everyone acts surprised (followed by panicked,) including the talking hairdos on TV.
    Amazingly it is getting like that even in Denver, atleast where the talking heads are concerned. They act like "Oh My God! It's snowing in COLORADO!!!"
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    thats one more shooter,,, yea great you can count,,,, And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot... haha
    yea honestly if i bitched about the climate as much as some of these people id pack up and move.. hell i moved for the snow
    Run-off is going to be sick !
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty View Post
    His gloves don't match. That's why he is having a bad day.
    Either that or the fact that he's wearing heavy cotton Hoodie...my jacket of choice on a sick pow day!
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    looks like a crowbar in his hands
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    He looks a little like Uncle Rico too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty View Post
    Amazingly it is getting like that even in Denver, atleast where the talking heads are concerned. They act like "Oh My God! It's snowing in COLORADO!!!"
    At least people don't run to the supermarkets to stock up on supplies like they do in the Mid-Atlantic.
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    From his expression, I'd say his dick is frozen to the car
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    Oooh... I HATE it when that happens!
    "Shit, I'll choke her while she's cleaning, and I'll do it wearing a helmet cam mounted on a full-face helmet.
    I'll have meatdrink9 do the lighting for the shot. He'll make it artsy as fuck."     - Phunk
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    Um don't try that with BD ski pole, who knew the tip would scratch glass. Why don't I own one of those cool things?
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    Quote Originally Posted by johngchrist View Post
    Um don't try that with BD ski pole, who knew the tip would scratch glass. Why don't I own one of those cool things?
    What? An ice scraper??? Yeah, you might look into that. Alot of people in winter climates seem to own one.

    Sidenote: If you are driving down a sidestreet, and you meet a jackass in a plowtruck going about 50 while plowing, and he blasts your vehicle with a shitload of super heavy, slushy, rock laden snow... the rocks will permanently scratch and glaze your windshield too...

    who would have known...

    (what a fuckin douchenozzle.)
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    Im in STL, we has a swet storm last night. I live on the top of a hill, every neighbor that lives beyond it could'nt make it over, even in suv's. I offered my help, but in typical asshole fashion they ignored me and proceeded to shovel the snow off the road so they could spin their wheels on ice. I just sat on my porch and laughed. Good shit.
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    Overheard in the store yesterday by passer-throughs(?)

    "Wow, did you see that sign, it said it was -10 out, gosh it's cold, there's snow on the ground, and there's a lot of mountains around here, I thought Nevada was supposed to be Desert!"

    Fucking idiots. Desert != warm
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    Nice programming steeze Mcposer. Atleast you live somewhere where it happens often enough that people understand how to drive in it. When it snowed here a few days ago I personally witnessed 2 wrecks in 6 miles of driving. Idiots trying to speed on a big sheet of ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yooper View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by brice618 View Post
    Nice programming steeze Mcposer. Atleast you live somewhere where it happens often enough that people understand how to drive in it. When it snowed here a few days ago I personally witnessed 2 wrecks in 6 miles of driving. Idiots trying to speed on a big sheet of ice.
    Yeah, but I live right off I-80, so it's still pretty bad. The roads around here stay pretty decent (no ice) except for one big nasty curve around the point of a mt. range where the wind blows really hard. It's like a demolition derby the first storm of every year before any salt/sand is on the road! Cars with CA plates all over the fucking median/shoulder/etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman View Post
    At least people don't run to the supermarkets to stock up on supplies like they do in the Mid-Atlantic.
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