So it snowed a lot at solitude last night and today and it's absolutely nuking out right now. Why am I in here typing? because I got totally owned.
Wife and kids took off yesterday, I stuck around for hte storm for a couple more days. So, no wife, no kids...to the bar! I wasn't all that hammered and the bar closes at like 8:00, but this morning I felt like absolute death. But I scrambled and got out there. Aftter two runs it was clear that I was a danger to myself. I could hardly walk, much less ski. So I went in and tried to rally. Ate some food, drank a bunch of water, Chilled for a bit and went back out there.
Mistake number one was not taking the Spatulas back out but I thought it would be more cut up than it was. Turns out I forget how to ski pow on mid-fats (84 waist). I couldn't do it. Plus I was still feeling like death. So I went in, dranks two Powerades and two bottles of water, and tried again.
By this time it had begun nuking again. Visiblity was nil. It had gotten colder too, and I was shivering on the lift. Start to ski down, picking my way 'cause I couldn't see anything, and I slam into a snowbank left by a cat. I wipe out, and it turns out I had somehow forgotten to buckle my helmet. It goes flying off, helmet and goggles fill with snow, somehow I didn't lose my glasses at least. Of course they were covered in snow, making it even harder to see.
And of course one of my skis was missing, it took me a while to find it. So as I finally click in, water running down my face and neck, unable to see jack, shivering, two words leapt to mind: Fuck. This.
So now I am here in the condo hiding from the world. How was everybody else's day?
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