Your Favorite Euphemisms

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Originally Posted by pisteoff

There's a Brit at work who says our company "couldn't organize a piss-up at a brewery".

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...or 'couldn't organize a shag in a brothel'

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Originally Posted by Lexi-Bell

Does a bear shit in the woods? Is a frog's ass water-tight? Is a pig's pussy pork? Does howdy-doody got wood balls?

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is the pope a catholic?
Does the pope shit in the woods?

harder than a priest in a playground

swole up like a honeymoon peter

gayer than 10 dudes sucking 9 dicks

Kicks harder than a three-legged ninja.
Busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway.

Slicker than cum on a gold-tooth...

Fuck me to tears...


EDIT: Page Topper...WHEEEEEWWWW!!!...Shredfest!

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

An ostrich as an avitar? Witherspoon?



Some funny ones in here so far; the state fair one had me laughing pretty good...

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Thanks, I'm funnier than a blindfolded retard eatin hot wings.

I'd post here more but when i registered i thought it would be best to read that meet the minions thread before making posts to make sure everbody would be nice to me and all but being from West Virginia i read very slowly four years, 20 pages to go.

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Originally Posted by jimmy

I'd post here more but when i registered i thought it would be best to read that meet the minions thread before making posts to make sure everbody would be nice to me and all but being from West Virginia i read very slowly four years, 20 pages to go.

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You still banging your sister, or do you think I could slip for a couple pumps? There's nothing sexier than a chick with no teeth...Mouth Pump!!!

Fuck around ,lay around. Mom used to say that when I would come home bloody.

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Originally Posted by TNThor

You still banging your sister, or do you think I could slip for a couple pumps? There's nothing sexier than a chick with no teeth...Mouth Pump!!!

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Sorry mang sis moved to Jersey years ago, don't care much for jersey girls but i sure do misser; i've got a first cuzzin you might be interested in, portable toothes, three breasts.................