Something for ULLR please...we have potential for a storm on Sat night...
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Something for ULLR please...we have potential for a storm on Sat night...
You heard the man "batter up!"Quote:
Originally Posted by montanaskier
^ Aren't you both married? Put up or shut up.
I feel like a failure. I was working on this dime-piece chic but i think I blew it. I've got some shoddy cell phone pics...but I didn't finish the deal. Do i post em anyway? We're hurtin here.
flowtorch: yes. colorado/ut could use some snow, sounds like that's where you're at.
Praise be Ullah. We haven't forgotten about you, just been a bit of a dryspell around here. :biggrin:
10/10 as a Norwegian I know Ullr would approve.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
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nice stack of porn on the floor behind her.
Seriously, notice the open dresser..her collection fills it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Labcabin
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wow. must be tough to find time to ski.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
That's some wierd zombie shit, man.
Friend of yours, torch?
schweeeet.
I bet she's just warming up for a gaggle of fun.
No, actually, it's a literal gaggle... of geese. She's a FREAK!Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Thanks again for getting those 179s off so quickly, Splat.
Yes and yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Flowtorch=MY HERO!!!
is her name Jen by any chance? :D
"jen1" and "jen3" why do I get the sense that you're holding out on Ullr?
I highly recommend taking the time and going back through this thread page by page...
C'mon ullr, give it up for a dood who's had no pow this winter!!
Everyone knows 3rd Jen gear is upgraded for a better ride.Quote:
Originally Posted by shiftagain
I’m still trying to figure out what is on the tube.Quote:
Originally Posted by Labcabin
Nice work flow and natty. :yourock:
Please, Ullr, make it snow sometime this week.
I'm not supposed to share pictures like these, but I believe that the moral worth of an action is determined solely by its utility in providing happiness. If Ullr deems this offering worthy of snow(which makes me and countless others happy), then I have done no wrong. Scantily clad young women also make many people happy.
I can do no wrong here.
Yummy. Thanks, WS.
Wicked_sick, that is actually a very nicely composed image.
Plus she looks hawt.
Flow-Let me get this straight, you had a girl who dressed like this, let you take pics and who clearly has a collection of porn and you couldn't close the deal? wtf is wrong with you? hunchback or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Gonehuck, wtf is wrong with me? I have a horsecock, whats wrong with you?
Couldn't close the deal? How you figure? Cause you've got my lady friends confused?
She was beatin my dick till 4am like she hated it thursday night. Sadly, missed the chance again saturday night since i was out of town.
Read between the lines and check the dates........it was a dryspell. The one i didn't close the deal with was about 3 weeks ago. Jen's the new drug.
ps-very nice wickedsick. Great ass!
Fail....Quote:
Originally Posted by gonehuckin
And then you posted pics......So how did I misunderstand? But good for you if you managed a different turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flowtorch
Flow clearly has posted some of the best offerings in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by gonehuckin
It has been my experience that if you get a girl naked and get her to take pictures of her naked, you chance of dipping into the honeypot goes to something like 110%.
Jealous you may be your line of reasoning is elusively flawed. Or as HotCarl put it::
Fail.
About two weeks later.Quote:
Originally Posted by gonehuckin
Yes I made a different turn. Nice try though huckin.
I was gonna post up a couple more but then I see loveland got 11inches this morning-while all the others i dont have a pass to got skunked...too bad I'm not there to claim whats clearly mine. Maybe another day.
Flow, glad you can see the first hand power of your offerings. Well played, and too bad you were unable to harvest the payments. Continue to work hard and post more pics, and you WILL be rewarded again!! Good luck.
Bump!
Too many beautiful women and not enough snow to be on page 6.
two world class skiers in the hot tub. Mancuso and chemmy alcott enjoy!
http://f1131.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downl...Inbox&inline=1
In anticipation of a Loveland dump tmrw.....
Praise be,Ullr.
Edit:fuck....hold on
How long do we have to hold on?
Looks like the first person amateur porn posted here has dried the fuck up completely now?!?!? The snow will surely slow then stop, and Winter will be over... THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU GOD DAMN LAZY FUCKS!!!
(ps. I honestly believe GLOBAL WARMINGS!!! could be averted by an organized maggot offering to Ullr with broad distribution across all the continents. It would take uber effort to coordinate the poon display evenly and consistantly thru the spring and summer to forestall those seasons completely, but I think it's possible. We'd likely need a MAJOR sponsor like Absolut or such, so start working your connections on both the "booze supplier" and "poon delivery" sides!!!)
[/stingy fuck... I'm saving my own private collection until I've moved out West and begun living my ski bum lifty life... I'm greedy that way. :the_finge Sorry!]
^^^fucking hypocrite.
^^^ OK, yeah... guilty as charged!!! But my sucky life doesn't give me a chance to enjoy the blessing of Ullr, or share the blessings I do get (for legal reasons you understand)... for now. The day to share will come, until then... and to make amends, maybe a "BEST OF THREAD BUMP" is in order? (If I've left out the offerings you've given, my apologies... just bump them yourself, and then wipe up the mess and post more pics here yerself. :the_finge
(And sorry for any oversized images pushing the margin over... I'm not reformatting the submitted images.)
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There. All the prayers and blessings condensed... Ullr please forgive my hypocrisy... I'll contribute one day.
Eldora was good today, thank you ULLR...
Now, one more to make these Spring Storms keep coming.