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  1. 10-31-2006, 11:13 PM #1
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    Half empty bottle of warming lube

    I think it is the generic Walgreen's brand and not KY. Been witness to some epic days. Still got a lot of life in it. $5 shipped.
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    What size bottle?
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    any coreshots?
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    If it was half full I'd be interested. Fucking pessimists.
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    You could probably top it off with water and have ~ the same lube performance. That's the beauty of water based lube.
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  6. 10-31-2006, 11:44 PM #6
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    Just curious why you're unloading this? Not enought time on your hands?
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  8. 11-01-2006, 04:49 AM #8
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    Will it moisturize my situation and help maintain my sexy??
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    Any pictures of how it preforms?
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    You got that during Walgreen's dollar days sale, and now you're trying to flip it, aren't you? That's pretty low.
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  11. 11-01-2006, 09:01 AM #11
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    It makes dropping in parallel that much easier.
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    Can this be used in the back country?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrw View Post
    Can this be used in the back country?

    its generally considered mandatory for shredding the backcountry.
    "Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
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  14. 11-01-2006, 01:20 PM #14
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    How many faceshots are in half a bottle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flatNshallow View Post
    its generally considered mandatory for shredding the backcountry.
    Although I thought it was supposed to prevent shredding of the backcountry.
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    Does it glide well?

    Hows the performance off the backside?
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    You should send it to schindlersmom... I hear he's having a problem getting his wife to enjoy the backcountry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by corn dog View Post
    Although I thought it was supposed to prevent shredding of the backcountry.
    about time someone hit that slow pitch!
    "Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    Half empty bottle of warming lube
    I think the problem here is that you're looking at the bottle as half empty. Try to think of it as being half full.

    (Sort of like half-erect vs. half-flaccid.... anyway, you get the idea.)
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