things i learned after a half bottle of JD

[crstlextrm]

1) If i put in a little more effort into this post, I'll still be a better speller than AKPM
2) I just now looked up my grades from the summer quarter I took at South Seattle CC and got a3.6, almost 6 times than the .667 I earned at the U of Utah.
3) I still need some new sticks, the last skis I owned were destroyed in Glory Hole after a drop in which my right ski snapped in haf after i dropped the cliff all the way skiers left at full sppeed.
4) I should not drink as much on a tuesday.
5) I used to be able to drink alot more on a tuesday when i lived at Alf's.
6: I reaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lly missssss winter
&: Fuck
(; ist more reasonable that i get a snoqualmie apss this year inseatd of a crystal pass, may nead to chaneg borad handle.
9: I love WHISASKEY
10: VOTW for moi in 2028!!!!!!!!
!!) I'm DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big E]

1) If i put in a little more effort into this post, I'll still be a better speller than AKPM
2) I just now looked up my grades from the summer quarter I took at South Seattle CC and got a3.6, almost 6 times than the .667 I earned at the U of Utah.
3) I still need some new sticks, the last skis I owned were destroyed in Glory Hole after a drop in which my right ski snapped in haf after i dropped the cliff all the way skiers left at full sppeed.
4) I should not drink as much on a tuesday.
5) I used to be able to drink alot more on a tuesday when i lived at Alf's.
6: I reaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lly missssss winter
&: Fuck
(; ist more reasonable that i get a snoqualmie apss this year inseatd of a crystal pass, may nead to chaneg borad handle.
9: I love WHISASKEY
10: VOTW for moi in 2028!!!!!!!!
!!) I'm DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DFPCPPS (Drunk Future Political Candidate Post Preservation ... )

[DJSapp]

heh. I remember the only thing I learned after drinking half a bottle of JD: I cannot puke into a toilet while standing without condiserable colaterial damage

[crstlextrm]

No Hangover, YESSSS!!!!!