If they aren't married or engaged it's fair game..
If they aren't married or engaged it's fair game..
ooh, me likey. no wonder the weirdo is hitting on her. As long as you are secure in your relationship, who cares. Take it as a compliment and move on. That is as long as the weirdo is not really weird - like putting on red lipstick while tuning his shotgun and updating his "people to kill" list weird.
I don't care what any body says...no guy spends money or time on a chick unless he's trying to get some. Period!
Don't be offended girls, it's really a compliment. But no guy is looking for the friend zone...and if he is, I bet he a hermaphradite! That's why he won't show you his junk!
""wash uffize drive me to firenze".
end it, with authority. Next time you even see him talking with your girl, walk up calmly, quick punch to the throat and its over. Don't taunt, just walk away and lesson is learned
More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
How about a real quick eyeball snatch, a la Kill Bill. Now that's authority.
"I shot a man in Reno
just to watch him die"
why does your old lady gotta be leadin' dudes on like that? and the last guy that punched me in the throat did it because i vomited in his car, not because i confessed i'm in love with his girl.
There's a lot of this going around lately.![]()
If the neck punching doesnt work out, and you really wanna scare him away, start hitting on HIM.....(but PLEASE tell your chick 1st that you are gonna do this....)
Then if he is into it, punch him in the neck again....
I say kill him, kill his roommates, hunt his family down and kill them, and burn his house to the ground. But, that's just me. I like to take charge.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
replace his acne medicine with cat semen.
Grange is right...the first step is having your GF tell him to back off and if he still persists, then it's time for you two to have allittle chat. If she's uncomfortable with talking to him, be sure she's definately OK with you stepping up.
I've seen this backfire before and the BF being made out to be some kind of neanderthal and dumped for the creep. But Hell, some chicks dig the whole "throw 'em over the shoulder and take 'em to the cave thing."
By the way, what resort is that in the background of that pic?
""wash uffize drive me to firenze".
Blue Knob, PA. Also called MRG south by some.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
Depends on the Anime - there are so many subsets, like "Mecha" (robot suits, etc. ) BDSM (bondage,) Vampire/Spirits/etc. (the tentacles - usually involve BDSM as well).... and more.
I guess I won't be having calamari for lunch, then.
Your dog just ate an avocado!
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