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  1. 10-06-2006, 01:31 PM #1
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    Mandatory Caption Contest

    Picture of Foley and Bush that is just BEGGING for a caption contest. Lets see what you got.

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  2. 10-06-2006, 01:33 PM #2
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    I saw your wife in a porn movie last night. She was taking it from a horse with a cock that was this big!
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    The youngest boy you can approach has to be at least this big, OK?
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    Quote Originally Posted by midget View Post
    I saw your wife in a porn movie last night. She was taking it from a horse with a cock that was this big!
    I think we have a winner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong View Post
    Picture of Foley and Bush that is just BEGGING for a caption contest. Lets see what you got.

    See, Fol-man.
    I just put my hands on the boys ears like this here and put em to work. It ain't cheatin cuz I'm not gay, ya see.
    its perfect.
    God Bless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    See, Fol-man.
    I just put my hands on the boys ears like this here and put em to work. It ain't cheatin cuz I'm not gay, ya see.
    its perfect.
    God Bless.
    Now we have a winner!
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    When I was at Yale, at the Skull & Bones hazing, some black guy shoved a cock "this long" up my ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong View Post
    Foley: you see, Mr. President, the great thing about little boys is.... well, my dick is only this big.

    Bush: But when you play with little boys it feels this big.

    Foley and Bush: *hysterical laughter*
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    I can see I'm out of my league here. :rollin:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seldom Seen View Post
    Foley: you see, Mr. President, the great thing about little boys is.... well, my dick is only this big.

    Bush: But when you play with little boys it feels this big.

    Foley and Bush: *hysterical laughter*
    Now we have a winner!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seldom Seen View Post
    Foley: you see, Mr. President, the great thing about little boys is.... well, my dick is only this big.

    Bush: But when you play with little boys it feels this big.

    Foley and Bush: *hysterical laughter*
    JACKPOT.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp View Post
    JACKPOT.

    Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f View Post
    When I was at Yale, at the Skull & Bones hazing, some black guy shoved a cock "this long" up my ass
    Wow...I didn't know cj went to Yale
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f View Post
    When I was at Yale, at the Skull & Bones hazing, some black guy shoved a cock "this long" up my ass

    yeah, i'm sure there are plenty of black skull & bones members.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fez View Post
    yeah, i'm sure there are plenty of black skull & bones members.
    subcontracting dude - you think any of them ever dirty the fingernails?
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    I like my dildos this long, black and knobby.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong View Post
    Picture of Foley and Bush that is just BEGGING for a caption contest. Lets see what you got.

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