bullshit your dog gets into

[Boissal]

Funny thread. My dog loves deer shit. She’ll walk along and eat it without missing a step. It’s gross, but we give her shit about it on our walks and she seems to stop, like she gets self conscious [emoji23]

Holy shit I had the exact same dog until a year ago and what do you know, the LOVED eating shit. Maybe all the old chocolate labs are into it? There was no shaming her though, and she was indiscriminate

[riser4]

going on 36 hours with no sign of the tv remote. checked all usual hiding spots and have done a thorough sweep of the yard. will we get a third extractive surgery before year's end?

eta: it was in the yard.

Did it smell shitty?

[Harry]

Taste is the only way to know for sure.


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[californiagrown]

stop using your remote as an ass-dildo and your shit-eating dog will stop treating it like bone.

[stealurface831]

stop using your remote as an ass-dildo and your shit-eating dog will stop treating it like bone.

i stick the remote up my dickhole bro. no shit involved.

[dan_pdx]

I've been dogsitting for my sister and took her dog to the dog park yesterday. She was playing with another dog, then took a shit break. Other dog came over and schralped a serving of hot fudge direct from the factory. Gross. Other dog's owner was so embarrassed she quick marched away without saying anything.

Later that afternoon, my sister's dog she a bunch of goose poop. Dog life!

[Dantheman]

It was bound to happen, but we had our first skunk encounter this morning. Could have been worse, he got more of a spritzing than a full spray, but he still fuckin' reeks after a thorough scrubbing with pet shampoo and baking soda.

[riser4]

I love skunk season.

[liv2ski]

I just got a puppy, so ya, he is into everything.

[2bjenny]

Poppy, the “mini” newf has figured out she can reach the cupboards. Thankfully, only grabbed and ate a package crispbread. Child locks installed this afternoon. Trash can is now locked, dog food stored in vault containers, all food off the counters. That leaves the fridge. I’m sure she’ll figure out a way to open it before too long.

[bodywhomper]

We have friends with a Great Pyrenees that could care less about human food or their trash. No training but they’ve never fed him human food. I think it’s more of a personality thing for that dog than anything else.

My nine year old dog just figured out last fall how to flip open the lid of his dog food container. Funny that it took him so long to figure out. He hasn’t figured out how to open the fridge yet, but is an expert counter surfer. He scratches the shit out of our childproof cabinet door that the trash spots behind.


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[The Reverend Floater]

It was bound to happen, but we had our first skunk encounter this morning. Could have been worse, he got more of a spritzing than a full spray, but he still fuckin' reeks after a thorough scrubbing with pet shampoo and baking soda.

Tomato juice!

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[stuckathuntermtn]

That doesn't actually work. It actually kinda makes it worse.
I think a little bit of peroxide in with the shampoo is what you want.

[bodywhomper]

Hardest part is around the face/eyes. Shit will smell every time they get their face wet for a long time.

Our last skunk encounter involved a broken/torn window screen, me waking in the middle of the night wondering why the dog was out in front of the house, me running outside and grabbing the dog just as he gets ahold of it and starts ragdolling it, both of us getting sprayed, and me being glad that I was at least wearing some boxers….

First encounter was night one of a week long camping trip….

[lifelinksplit]

Hardest part is around the face/eyes. Shit will smell every time they get their face wet for a long time.

Our last skunk encounter involved a broken/torn window screen, me waking in the middle of the night wondering why the dog was out in front of the house, me running outside and grabbing the dog just as he gets ahold of it and starts ragdolling it, both of us getting sprayed, and me being glad that I was at least wearing some boxers….

First encounter was night one of a week long camping trip….

Grabbing your dog as he's getting into a skunk.

Bold move cotton, let's see how that strategy plays out.






Skunk methods have been discussed ad nauseum. Almost all of them don't really work esp when adding water.

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[Dantheman]

ZorbX helped. Up close you can smell him but he doesn't stink up the room anymore.

[zion zig zag]

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ZorbX helped. Up close you can smell him but he doesn&#39;t stink up the room anymore.

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Replied on your Strava because I didn&#39;t see it here, but try Skouts Honor. I keep a couple of 32oz bottles of it on hand now. It seems to work better to de skunk a dog than anything else.&nbsp;</p>

[bodywhomper]

So I catch my dog today eating his shit. WTF??!! he is usually totally grossed out by his shit. I take a closer look and it’s the leather and elastic of my wife’s former shoe that he ate last week! Like a fucking rabbit!

[riser4]

He is compelled to finish the job.

[bodywhomper]

The extra seasoning and sundried aging must be delicious.


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[hutash]

After nearly 40 years in and around vet med, the list of things I have not seen dogs eat is much shorter then the list of things they have. I have taken just about anything that fits in a dogs mouth out of their guts. My favorite was a well endowed client's bra. I always enjoyed the stoned dogs, but more so the discussion with the mom about what their teenage kids might have in the room. As for treatment, it is mostly just giving the dog a bag of Doritos and putting them in front of the TV.

[mcski]

Ya, but what do dogs prefer to watch when they are stoned? Scooby doo?

[hutash]

I assume it is the same for any stoner, "Bogie and Becall"