I’m gonna order one and give it a go.
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I’m gonna order one and give it a go.
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swing your fucking sword.
No answers, but i laughed! Thanks.
My nine year old lab/hound just started eating shoes last month. Only my wife’s shoes. He’d eat the entire upper during a night. He’s never done it before. Went through three shoes (she’s bummed) before we dialed in a new nighttime routine for always hiding them.
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Does a shit eating dog sport a shit eating grin?
Our Golden loved to eat all kinds of shit and her favorite pastime was to come burp in our face after she ate it. She lived to 12, tried everything to get her to stop, nothing worked. At 8 or 9 we gave up and accepted we had a very happy shit eating dog.
I'm also a member of the shit eating dog club. Also a golden. Pretty much only thing he does wrong. New pup, the rez mutt, eats anything and everything but not shit...yet. so far the best is pulling unopened cans of cat food and somehow opening them to eat the wet food. Evidence shows punctures of said can and amazingly he hasn't shown a drop of blood from this. He was found in a dumpster at 4weeks old.
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Trigger fucking loves horse shit. Thankfully he's a bit of a connoisseur and generally only goes for the freshest juiciest morsels.
Send it to the pound, that is not an animal worth living with if it's obsessed with shit. I will be the only one that wouldn't judge you for doing that, ha.
I've owned two dogs that ate poop but they outgrew it. Not a big deal and not worth giving them up over it, but still gross. Serious poop eating Labs are another level of disgusting.
Edit: my current dog eats cow shit, I forgot but Dan just reminded me.
The shit eater in question
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swing your fucking sword.
Funny thread. My dog loves deer shit. She’ll walk along and eat it without missing a step. It’s gross, but we give her shit about it on our walks and she seems to stop, like she gets self conscious [emoji23]
She also likes to partake a little at the end of a long day.
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Does the poop eater poop more or less of their own poop? Do they eat their own poop? What's the mass balance on this??
Shit man with a face like that how can you not love that dog. You got yourself a shit eater. Instead of focusing on stopping the shit eating, focus on teaching him to puke the shit outside, problem solved.
She eats pieces of shit for breakfast.
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Loki just pissed herself, jumped out of bed and has been wobbling around the house. Now to determine if she had some sort of stroke or if some asshole left weed somewhere that she got into on her walk today.
Fortunately the little turd burgler only eats cat turds.
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Our 3 month old cockapoo just brought us a dead mouse. Fortunately she didn't eat it or she might have bled to death. Can dogs get hantavirus?
I'd prefer it if she brought us bags of dope like our cocker of blessed memory used to.
When I was a kid I had a paper route and would bring the dog along. No leash, just running into yards and backyards and everywhere. Dog would be out of sight for the majority of the hour + a bit it took me to deliver the papers, and the dog would show up at home shortly after I finished my route
After delivering papers one day, he came home with a empty can of baked beans stuck on his snout. He tried pushing it off with his front paws but it wouldn't budge. I was able to squeeze the can together a little to change it's shape from round to oval, and the can slipped off his snout no problem. Immediately after getting the can off his face, he wanted to finish licking whatever sauce/beans were left in there
idiot
going on 36 hours with no sign of the tv remote. checked all usual hiding spots and have done a thorough sweep of the yard. will we get a third extractive surgery before year's end?
eta: it was in the yard.
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swing your fucking sword.
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