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    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    FWIW, they make ones that have mesh around the cage. My parents dog would eat anything and everything on walk like a streetsweeper... they tried a normal muzzle and the dog managed to still eat all sorts of stuff. So they found one that has like a fine metal mesh around the cage so nothing except air and water can get through. Youll probably have to clean shit off of it every day, but at least your dog wont be eating that shit.


    Your other option is to admit failure, and live with a shit eating dog. On the brightside, youll have to pick up less poop?
    I’m gonna order one and give it a go.


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    No answers, but i laughed! Thanks.

    My nine year old lab/hound just started eating shoes last month. Only my wife’s shoes. He’d eat the entire upper during a night. He’s never done it before. Went through three shoes (she’s bummed) before we dialed in a new nighttime routine for always hiding them.


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    Does a shit eating dog sport a shit eating grin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Does a shit eating dog sport a shit eating grin?
    One would think...

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    Our Golden loved to eat all kinds of shit and her favorite pastime was to come burp in our face after she ate it. She lived to 12, tried everything to get her to stop, nothing worked. At 8 or 9 we gave up and accepted we had a very happy shit eating dog.

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    I'm also a member of the shit eating dog club. Also a golden. Pretty much only thing he does wrong. New pup, the rez mutt, eats anything and everything but not shit...yet. so far the best is pulling unopened cans of cat food and somehow opening them to eat the wet food. Evidence shows punctures of said can and amazingly he hasn't shown a drop of blood from this. He was found in a dumpster at 4weeks old.

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    Trigger fucking loves horse shit. Thankfully he's a bit of a connoisseur and generally only goes for the freshest juiciest morsels.

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    Send it to the pound, that is not an animal worth living with if it's obsessed with shit. I will be the only one that wouldn't judge you for doing that, ha.

    I've owned two dogs that ate poop but they outgrew it. Not a big deal and not worth giving them up over it, but still gross. Serious poop eating Labs are another level of disgusting.

    Edit: my current dog eats cow shit, I forgot but Dan just reminded me.

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    The shit eater in question
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    Funny thread. My dog loves deer shit. She’ll walk along and eat it without missing a step. It’s gross, but we give her shit about it on our walks and she seems to stop, like she gets self conscious [emoji23]

    She also likes to partake a little at the end of a long day.
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    Does the poop eater poop more or less of their own poop? Do they eat their own poop? What's the mass balance on this??

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Does the poop eater poop more or less of their own poop? Do they eat their own poop? What's the mass balance on this??
    this dog is a prolific shitter. like 3+ shits a day. but no, she does not eat her own afaik.
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    Shit man with a face like that how can you not love that dog. You got yourself a shit eater. Instead of focusing on stopping the shit eating, focus on teaching him to puke the shit outside, problem solved.

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    She eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    grossness warning: read at your own risk

    alright so my one year old yellow lab -- the one "gifted" to me by my sister -- has a serious shit eating problem. i've got two other labs so she has no shortage of shit to eat. she'll literally have her head up the other dogs asses while they are shitting. its disgusting and all came to a head yesterday when she vomited up a brick-sized amalgam of feces and foreign objects all over my living room carpet. words cannot describe the smell. thankfully i made it out the door before i started yacking. blood vessels shot in the eyes type vomiting.

    so i've tried everything i've found online thus far. food additive, supplements, the spray stuff, collar training, and yes, obviously picking the shit up. problem with the last one is my dogs have free rein of the place and are often outside for hours at a time while i'm working and i just can't be on shit watch all time.

    so yeah, thats the shitty situation. anyone been down this road and found a cure?
    Get a cat.

    I had a kitty and a yellow lab when I lived in Big Sky. Never had to clean the litter box.

    Dog seemed happy with the arrangement, lived to 15.5 years, which is old for a lab.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Get a cat.

    I had a kitty and a yellow lab when I lived in Big Sky. Never had to clean the litter box.

    Dog seemed happy with the arrangement, lived to 15.5 years, which is old for a lab.
    That's like free dog food. Nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Get a cat.

    I had a kitty and a yellow lab when I lived in Big Sky. Never had to clean the litter box.

    Dog seemed happy with the arrangement, lived to 15.5 years, which is old for a lab.



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    What a good girl! Cat shit is the secret to longevity for Labrador Retrievers. Who knew?

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    Loki just pissed herself, jumped out of bed and has been wobbling around the house. Now to determine if she had some sort of stroke or if some asshole left weed somewhere that she got into on her walk today.

    Fortunately the little turd burgler only eats cat turds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by John_B View Post
    Loki just pissed herself, jumped out of bed and has been wobbling around the house. Now to determine if she had some sort of stroke or if some asshole left weed somewhere that she got into on her walk today.

    Fortunately the little turd burgler only eats cat turds.

    What a good gurl! Hopefully she's ok. +++Vibes+++

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    What a good gurl! Hopefully she's ok. +++Vibes+++
    Sounds like a possible UTI.

    My pointer Sam ate a bunch of dead stuff while on a buddy’s ranch. This was basically the theme of the hunt the next day.




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    Our 3 month old cockapoo just brought us a dead mouse. Fortunately she didn't eat it or she might have bled to death. Can dogs get hantavirus?
    I'd prefer it if she brought us bags of dope like our cocker of blessed memory used to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Sounds like a possible UTI.
    Vet said it sounded exactly like she ate weed based on the symptoms and she's up and running around this morning so that was probably the case. I'll keep an eye on her today but I'm pretty happy it wasn't something real serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Sounds like a possible UTI.

    My pointer Sam ate a bunch of dead stuff while on a buddy’s ranch. This was basically the theme of the hunt the next day.




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    Well, he is pointing...

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    When I was a kid I had a paper route and would bring the dog along. No leash, just running into yards and backyards and everywhere. Dog would be out of sight for the majority of the hour + a bit it took me to deliver the papers, and the dog would show up at home shortly after I finished my route

    After delivering papers one day, he came home with a empty can of baked beans stuck on his snout. He tried pushing it off with his front paws but it wouldn't budge. I was able to squeeze the can together a little to change it's shape from round to oval, and the can slipped off his snout no problem. Immediately after getting the can off his face, he wanted to finish licking whatever sauce/beans were left in there

    idiot

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    going on 36 hours with no sign of the tv remote. checked all usual hiding spots and have done a thorough sweep of the yard. will we get a third extractive surgery before year's end?

    eta: it was in the yard.
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