Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[gaijin]

How does one get to the hill sockless?!

Ski socks and shoe socks are not the same thing, jong. ;-)

I must be getting old and losing my marbles because today I got to work and realized I had forgotten my jacket.
"How the fuck do you forget your jacket in the heart of winter?"
"I warmed my truck up before I left the house. Didn't even notice."
"Idiot."

Maybe I'm just senile.

[Flyoverland Captive]

I once pulled up to the hill, and started changing in the lot. Grabbed my ski pants, but goddammit, they were my wife’s. Had to ski in jeans.

[AirheadD8]

I once pulled up to the hill, and started changing in the lot. Grabbed my ski pants, but goddammit, they were my wife’s. Had to ski in jeans.

Lost and found bin … FTW

[Thaleia]

Ski socks and shoe socks are not the same thing, jong. ;-)

I must be getting old and losing my marbles because today I got to work and realized I had forgotten my jacket.
"How the fuck do you forget your jacket in the heart of winter?"
"I warmed my truck up before I left the house. Didn't even notice."
"Idiot."

Maybe I'm just senile.

I use ski socks but have always been skeptical about how much difference they make.

That said, why not just slum it in regular socks? (or buy a pair if it's such a necessity)

[gaijin]

I use ski socks but have always been skeptical about how much difference they make.

That said, why not just slum it in regular socks? (or buy a pair if it's such a necessity)

/shrug. It was a 2hr night session. Regular socks are shorties with too much cushion. Would have hurt like hell. And the shop at the lodge was nothing but overly cushioned "ski socks."

No. Senile, overly anal gaper me needs the ultra-thin, no cushion wool or silk. Which is a nod at the Intuition Pro Tongue... it either fits perfectly or not at all. And that thing is firm/stiff.

I should probably start keeping a wardrobe in my truck for when I forget shit.

[MakersTeleMark]

You should probably get another vehicle in case you can't find your truck.

[stealurface831]

...anal gaper me...

pink socks?

[skiSilent_skiDeep]

It wasnt so much what was said, but moreso it was the befuddled and clamfounded look of an ikoner attempting to roll with local snowbird passholders this last pow sunday.
The linked clip best describes what I witnessed, lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/BCiTtK3d4A

[pfluffenmeister]

It wasnt so much what was said, but moreso it was the befuddled and clamfounded look of an ikoner attempting to roll with local snowbird passholders this last pow sunday.
The linked clip best describes what I witnessed, lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/BCiTtK3d4A

Haha!!

[EWG]

It wasnt so much what was said, but moreso it was the befuddled and clamfounded look of an ikoner attempting to roll with local snowbird passholders this last pow sunday.
The linked clip best describes what I witnessed, lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/BCiTtK3d4A

That's great.

There is nowhere on earth where gapers on the traverse tolerated less well than Bird and Alta. It's awesome.

But Alta wins.

[baron]

I once pulled up to the hill, and started changing in the lot. Grabbed my ski pants, but goddammit, they were my wife’s. Had to ski in jeans.

im not seeing a problem here

..just bring a matching jacket!

(not sure how that extra picture slipped in there.whatever its pretty!)

[californiagrown]

That's great.

There is nowhere on earth where gapers on the traverse tolerated less well than Bird and Alta. It's awesome.

But Alta wins.

PNW is just too laid back and not agressive enough with jerrys on the high T haha

https://youtube.com/shorts/7q0uIVG9C...R9QuLnxcSgmcgG

[SorryBro]

PNW is just too laid back and not agressive enough with jerrys on the high T haha

https://youtube.com/shorts/7q0uIVG9C...R9QuLnxcSgmcgG

I very much wish I would have had my phone with me ~10 years back when we encountered a snowblader on the High T at Alpental with no poles shuffling out to Piss Pass. We asked him to step off the traverse so we could go by and he got pissed and claimed he could out ski everyone on his blades. A very funny and puzzling experience.

[fleaches]

I very much wish I would have had my phone with me ~10 years back when we encountered a snowblader on the High T at Alpental with no poles shuffling out to Piss Pass. We asked him to step off the traverse so we could go by and he got pissed and claimed he could out ski everyone on his blades. A very funny and puzzling experience.

Saucer Boy sighting?

[old goat]

PNW is just too laid back and not agressive enough with jerrys on the high T haha

https://youtube.com/shorts/7q0uIVG9C...R9QuLnxcSgmcgG

We were skiing spanky's ladder and my kid got impatient watching gapers boot up it (how gaper? I was able to keep up, that's pretty gaper) so he side stepped up the steeper slope to the right . One of the gapers tried to follow, got half way up and slid back to the bottom.

[baron]

Bird > xmas day

those are some mighty big chopsticks .. wonder what was om the menu !

[ski_the_fraulein]

Heard in the Collins lift line on Saturday in the midst of this weekends 19” sneak storm - “I think my pole baskets are too small, are yours sinking too far into the snow? I think I need to get bigger baskets on my poles”….


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[stealurface831]

Bird > xmas day

those are some mighty big chopsticks .. wonder what was om the menu !

i mean, if you had some rippin laser ARs and sick ass powder baskets like this cat does, wouldn't you want to let the plebs in the lodge know what the fuck is up?

[m2711c]

You can tell that chicks impressed… He’s in.

[JibbaJabba]

Always best to blame your gear when you're struggling with the conditions.. damn pole baskets holding me back!

[EWG]

crocs is a big social faux pas…


le fact.

Fixed it for you.

[stealurface831]

Fixed it for you.

if crocs are a faux pas, there are some crimes against humanity documented in the clogs thread.

[TBS]

Guy today was ranting about the faulty temp sensor readings at lift tops, because they were reading higher than the base.

I explained the fundamentals of air inversions, which we get a lot here at Mt Brokenchair when weather is sunny for long stretches.

Not sure he got it - had a Tucker Carlson befuddled look.

[irul&ublo]

Quote from the biggest gaper…”I Love the Dodgers.”


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[irul&ublo]

Guy today was ranting about the faulty temp sensor readings at lift tops, because they were reading higher than the base.

I explained the fundamentals of air inversions, which we get a lot here at Mt Brokenchair when weather is sunny.

Not sure he got it.

Was he wearing a Dodgers hat?


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