work bathrooms = SLAY3D

[riser4]

work bathroom slayed
with work docs
https://thehill.com/homenews/3592447...wads-of-paper/
https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/tru...aggie-haberman

Gotta be fake, where the shit spackle all over the bowl from the pResident's fast food diet?

[~mikey b]

ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet

nice and clean and quiet

[riser4]

ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet

nice and clean and quiet

Dayum.

[Harry]

ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet

nice and clean and quiet

Yeah, but the seat is covered in MRSA…. [emoji15]

[~mikey b]

no

not on a patient care floor

[Core Shot]

Start a new thread
Work bathrooms NOT SLAY3D

[~mikey b]

oh

I’m not saying I didn’t slay it

[Core Shot]

oh

I’m not saying I didn’t slay it

Attaboy!

[riser4]

Yeah, but the seat is covered in MRSA…. [emoji15]

Just what you need, MRSA on yo ass!

[riser4]

Anyone weigh themselves before and after?

[Brownski]

Anyone weigh themselves before and after?

I’m not saying I’ve NEVER done so but no, it’s not a habit. You?

[irul&ublo]

Anyone weigh themselves before and after?

And what was your champion dump, weight wise?

[~mikey b]

[Bronco]

Went to the shared men's room in my office building. Just a urinal and stall. Taking a leak, noticing a horrible stench coming from the stall and a puffy jacket on the floor of the stall. Guy in the stall says, "hey, I've had a horrible accident and need to ask you a favor. Can you bring me a plastic bag?" I feel bad and retrieve a full size garbage bag from my office and a roll of paper towels while commencing mouth breathing as I enter the zone of destruction. He declines the paper towels but requests "rubber gloves". I say "sorry no" and forget to maintain mouth breathing. Accidentally inhale through my nose and nearly vomit. I've been in some 120 degree Honey Buckets on job sites and never gagged like that. Had to run out before it got any worse. Afraid to check the disaster that surely awaits the janitorial crew tonight. That's all I got.

[HappyCamper]

I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......

[riser4]

I'm laughing harder than I should be.

[Bronco]

I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......

Haha!

[dan_pdx]

I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......

Shit, I laughed out loud

[abraham]

Shit, I laughed out loud

Careful.
Fortunately you're in the right thread.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

As someone that deals with putrid smells at work on a regular basis, mouth breathing is worse than breathing through your nose when dealing with these things.


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[nickwm21]

I’ve been riding the bench at the regional office for a bit.

We have half a floor in this building - the other half was vacant for a few years.

Standard office tower shared core restrooms.

A software company recently moved in.

One of those fuckers needs to see a gastroenterologist. Out of this world slayage. Horrific.

For context. We are a national commercial contractor. We manage mega size jobsites. It’s common for us to have over a thousand tradesman on a jobsite and dozens of portajohns. We are used to slayed bathrooms. This is a new fucking level.


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