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  1. 08-08-2022, 01:24 PM #601
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    work bathroom slayed
    with work docs
    https://thehill.com/homenews/3592447...wads-of-paper/
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    Gotta be fake, where the shit spackle all over the bowl from the pResident's fast food diet?
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    ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet

    nice and clean and quiet
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet

    nice and clean and quiet
    Dayum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet

    nice and clean and quiet
    Yeah, but the seat is covered in MRSA…. [emoji15]
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  5. 10-12-2022, 02:25 PM #605
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    no

    not on a patient care floor
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    Work bathrooms NOT SLAY3D
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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    oh

    I’m not saying I didn’t slay it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    oh

    I’m not saying I didn’t slay it
    Attaboy!
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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  9. 10-12-2022, 06:30 PM #609
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Yeah, but the seat is covered in MRSA…. [emoji15]
    Just what you need, MRSA on yo ass!
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  10. 10-16-2022, 05:07 PM #610
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    Anyone weigh themselves before and after?
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  11. 10-16-2022, 05:47 PM #611
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Anyone weigh themselves before and after?
    I’m not saying I’ve NEVER done so but no, it’s not a habit. You?
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Anyone weigh themselves before and after?
    And what was your champion dump, weight wise?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  13. 10-28-2022, 12:02 PM #613
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    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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    Went to the shared men's room in my office building. Just a urinal and stall. Taking a leak, noticing a horrible stench coming from the stall and a puffy jacket on the floor of the stall. Guy in the stall says, "hey, I've had a horrible accident and need to ask you a favor. Can you bring me a plastic bag?" I feel bad and retrieve a full size garbage bag from my office and a roll of paper towels while commencing mouth breathing as I enter the zone of destruction. He declines the paper towels but requests "rubber gloves". I say "sorry no" and forget to maintain mouth breathing. Accidentally inhale through my nose and nearly vomit. I've been in some 120 degree Honey Buckets on job sites and never gagged like that. Had to run out before it got any worse. Afraid to check the disaster that surely awaits the janitorial crew tonight. That's all I got.
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    I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......
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    I'm laughing harder than I should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyCamper View Post
    I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......
    Haha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyCamper View Post
    I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......
    Shit, I laughed out loud
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Shit, I laughed out loud
    Careful.
    Fortunately you're in the right thread.
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  20. 12-05-2024, 08:40 AM #620
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    As someone that deals with putrid smells at work on a regular basis, mouth breathing is worse than breathing through your nose when dealing with these things.


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