I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[PB]

I’m still laughing my ass off


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Well, then you don't need TP or reusable cloth wipes then, DO YOU!?!?!?!?

[DBdude]

Well, then you don't need TP or reusable cloth wipes then, DO YOU!?!?!?!?

Washing shit stained wash clothes

Laundry is a bummer as it is


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[DBdude]

I have a standing bidet - it’s called a shower


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[DBdude]

Wow it’s been a while since I have checked in

This thread always delivers


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[Foggy_Goggles]

Shred, fishing wires without drywall damage is a dark at of the ways of a sparky. If you know someone good, have them take a look. I deal with it all the time. The easy way isn't usually the way. I've got a remodel going on right know where we've got J boxes in cabinets and closets and romex run behind base and so on.

Bidet Homies, maybe put as much energy into your diet and health as you do on the Cadillac of Bunghole Cleaners. Wipes and the sewer. If you have a septic, just don't flush em. At the sewer district, the wipes get removed from the biological process before they reach the digester. They get run through a dewatering press that creates this dense plug of inorganics and then that goes in the dumpster. With is to say "flushable wipes" just take a long road to the garbage one way or the other.

[riser4]

Shred, fishing wires without drywall damage is a dark at of the ways of a sparky. If you know someone good, have them take a look. I deal with it all the time. The easy way isn't usually the way. I've got a remodel going on right know where we've got J boxes in cabinets and closets and romex run behind base and so on.

Bidet Homies, maybe put as much energy into your diet and health as you do on the Cadillac of Bunghole Cleaners. Wipes and the sewer. If you have a septic, just don't flush em. At the sewer district, the wipes get removed from the biological process before they reach the digester. They get run through a dewatering press that creates this dense plug of inorganics and then that goes in the dumpster. With is to say "flushable wipes" just take a long road to the garbage one way or the other.

Lol. Cadillac of Bunghole cleaners. Bahaha.

[PB]

Washing shit stained wash clothes

Laundry is a bummer as it is


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Wait .... yer ass fell off, so .......?????

[Danno]

I have a standing bidet - it’s called a shower

so you take a shower every time you take a shit? and don't wipe before hopping in the shower?

[skaredshtles]

so you take a shower every time you take a shit? and don't wipe before hopping in the shower?

I mean... I don't mind showers, but that's a bit much.

[MontuckyFried]

This thread always delivers

Indeed! You guys are hilarious. And FTR, re: reusable cloths, it ain't like I just sludge em up like the rest this ICB crowd blowing out their guts post-Taco Bell or the trough at the Golden Corral. You're supposed to use the sprayer first and THEN wipe. There's nothing left. More for drying than anything and it's WAY more comfy than TP. Straight luxury. This crew's gonna turn in their hippie cards! TP and disposable wipes have a surprising environmental impact from deforestation to chemicals to bleach/treat them to never-ending shipping needs. Come on. BTW, eating a good diet helps a LOT in all this, I'm sure.

FR tho. It isn't rocket science. First this...

THEN these...


I bet next time I see a proctologist they're gonna be like "Wow! What's your cleaning regimen?! Your bunghole is the best we've ever seen! HEY NURSE! You gotta get in here and check this out!" [Hands me medal]
Next thing is the Toto washlet cuz dat heated water would be quite the upgrade! Ya'll gross and earth-hatin' if you just rocking yo' dry ass paper.

[AK47bp]

Best butthole on the mountain!




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[MontuckyFried]

Word

[riser4]

Cornholio needs TP for his bunghole!

[AK47bp]

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[m2711c]

yeah, see cornholio is actually a bit of an idiot… and his tp obsession just proves it

[booner]

Wife had a complete breakdown on mother's day because one little thing didn't go as expected. I love her to death but holy fuck the female mind is a dangerous place

[liv2ski]

I have a standing bidet - it’s called a shower


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Thank you, fuck, I was wondering if it was just me who enjoys a strong blast of hot water from the pulsating shower head.

[Diamond Joe]

Wife had a complete breakdown on mother's day because one little thing didn't go as expected. I love her to death but holy fuck the female mind is a dangerous place

It only takes one thing man. One tiny thing. One tiny thing that seems relatively unimportant in the grand scheme of things - to you. Key words.

[AK47bp]

Since the deal is my wife cooks and I do the dishes, you would think when she doesn’t cook she could do her own dishes. Nope.

I was gone yesterday and this is my sink this afternoon.




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[Upinsmoke]

That is an impressive display of laziness

[PB]

Perhaps a revisiting of the concept of equally shared responsibility, emphasis on equally ........

Nevermind.

Just suck it up.

[plugboots]

Just suck it up.

I mean really, it all depends on how long you feel like having an argument, because…

she
will
outlast
you

[AK47bp]

Oh yea. She doesn’t fold or put her clean laundry away either so I just pile it on her side of the closet floor. So clean clothes on the floor, dirty clothes in the hamper.

I don’t give a shit anymore, what’s the point of caring. Friggin slob


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[heckacali]

What's strange is that looks like a modern countertop and undermount sink That was definitely built after the 1950s...

filled with generic dishes and silverware that are definitely not too fragile to be washed in an automatic under sink dishwasher, which leads to...

Why the hell don't you have an automatic under sink dishwasher to deal with that crap and just save the hand washing for fragile stuff or stuff that doesn't work well in the dishwasher???

[XXX-er]

I've had enviro bud roomeys who refused to use a dishwasher on principal to which I would say " well I'm using the fucking DW so if you do your dishes by hand its a duplication of hot water so its not saving planet in any way "

and then there are the people who are just too fucking lazy to put stuff in the DW

and we havent even got into loading the fucking thing