Zillow/Redfin Gems

[Harry]

“As You Wish, My Lord”
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...ource=txtshare

Beautiful piece of property, but house/castle is beyond fugly.

Master bedroom has over 40 cookoo clocks in it? Good luck sleeping.

And that hot tub looks like you are climbing into a witch’s cauldron. Creepy af.


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[rideit]

I am sort of curious as to who had that built, but not really.

[ötzi]

Seek and ye shall find.

https://www.telegram.com/story/news/local/south-west/2008/03/02/mysterious-fortress/52573486007/

[heckacali]

Listing history is crazy up and down, Was asking $50M in 22

[dan_pdx]

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.telegram.com/story/news/local/south-west/2008/03/02/mysterious-fortress/52573486007/

There are the seeds of an award-winning documentary here if some filmmaker could get this guy to go along with it. Sex, old money, hubris, an architect cynical enough to take the money, it has it all

[Vt-Freeheel]

And Emu barbecue

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I'll say laundry chutes are great because you should have the washing machine in the lowest part of the house. Even with drain pans, washing machines (and ice machines) are just waiting for their opportunity to ruin your house if they're located above living areas.

Meh, we have advanced as a society enough that we can waterproof any area we need to, if that’s what’s desired. Alternately, quality appliances shouldn’t be a problem for the mcmansion crowd.
Laundry goes where the laundry is generated, near the bedrooms (unless the house has staff).

And Emu barbecue

Isn’t that something?

[WWCD]

There are the seeds of an award-winning documentary here if some filmmaker could get this guy to go along with it. Sex, old money, hubris, an architect cynical enough to take the money, it has it all

I dug in a little and you’re absolutely right.
Old steel tycoon $.
Dad who started a collectible miniatures company.
“Social media influencer” daughter.

It has it all!
Article is a few years old, but some background

https://news.yahoo.com/17-old-grew-6...053236785.html

[durangobrad]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...ource=txtshare

They are pretty proud of the fridge....

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[dan_pdx]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...ource=txtshare

They are pretty proud of the fridge....

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That's hilarious. I think that's the first time I've gotten a belly laugh from a Zillow listing

[ötzi]

Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a lot of walk-in fridges in houses. Weird house. Eighteen million bucks is a shit ton of money for that place

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Yeah they are. On the other hand you don't see a lot of walk-in fridges in houses. Weird house. Eighteen million bucks is a shit ton of money for that place

Yeah, it is
A lot of poorly considered choices

[rideit]

And from what I can see, it is RIGHT ON 550, as in you could hear people talking in their cars driving by.
It’s a ‘look how rich I am’ house, not a quality of life house, I think.

[Art Shirk]

So, I have the listing?


Yes, but I really need you highlight the fridge.


Ah yeah, I saw that. I’ll include it in the photos.


Great, but, like how many times?


How many times should I include the fridge in the photos? Once?


How about twenty times?


[1/2M commission] How about 10 times?[1/2M commission]


Fine. But one of them literally needs to be the inside of the fridge.


Jesus, Craig. Ok.




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[Core Shot]

I don’t get the glass door fridge idea. Fridge is a mess of food and I only want to see it once I open the door

Same thing for glass cabinet doors. Sure it’s cool for glassware and dishes. But I don’t want to see cereal boxes.

PS. Hmmmmmm. Walk in fridge is chill.

[durangobrad]

That's hilarious. I think that's the first time I've gotten a belly laugh from a Zillow listing

I really got a kick out of the pic from inside the fridge looking out.

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I remember seeing an article in the NYT on glass door refrigerators as the hot amenity
Maybe they should do an article on if you’re gonna blow a shitton on building a mansion that hiring an experienced designer was a small price to make it decent

[dan_pdx]

So, I have the listing?


Yes, but I really need you highlight the fridge.


Ah yeah, I saw that. I’ll include it in the photos.


Great, but, like how many times?


How many times should I include the fridge in the photos? Once?


How about twenty times?


[1/2M commission] How about 10 times?[1/2M commission]


Fine. But one of them literally needs to be the inside of the fridge.


Jesus, Craig. Ok.




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Oh, one more thing: I'm actually going to have my nephew take the photos. He has about 300 followers on Instagram so I think he's pretty good. And I can save a few hundred bucks, right?

[dunfree]

A walk-in fridge but no undercounter fridge and no freezer? is damn weird

[Ted Striker]

Oh, one more thing: I'm actually going to have my nephew take the photos.

That damn nephew made me tilt my phone so many times, it looked like I was shaking a martini.

[The AD]

I remember seeing an article in the NYT on glass door refrigerators as the hot amenity

The whole kitchen appliance style flip-flopping is a bit bizarre. Sometimes equipping your kitchen with appliances that make it look like a restaurant seem to be the cool thing. Other times the appliances are made to be as innocuous as possible: like fridges that are indistinguishable from the other cabinetry in the kitchen. And, of course, whatever you decide on it will look old-fashioned in a decade and you'll need to do a $100k makeover to make your perfectly usable kitchen stylish again.

[The AD]

I'll stick with my avocado appliances, thank you.

[Skistack]

A walk-in fridge but no undercounter fridge and no freezer? is damn weird

Or ice maker, kegerator and separate wine coolers for reds and whites. What exactly am I getting for my $18 million here Craig?


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[rideit]

The local Habitat For Humanity store relies on this. As soon as the CEO’s second wife walks into the 8,000 SQ foot mountain palace, EVERY trace of wife 1’s designs or taste needs to be eradicated, ASAP.
The stuff that reaches Habitat is insane, perfectly good Wolf stoves that have been used for like 15 hours, etc, etc.

[Art Shirk]

Not my cup of tea, but unique

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...ource=txtshare


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