Take it easy man..
Take it easy man..
Two oat sodas, Gary
north bound horse.
Spoiler alert
The dude wordles
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
lol
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
anyone can come up with a quote but i think one needs to work it into regular convo
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
I use that one on the regular.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Well that's just, like, your opinion man.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Hot tub broken, drew a hot bath, lit candles and so forth. First soak in the bath since I bought the place in 2011.
Far out man. Far fucking out.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable: vagina
Does it look like I’m married?! The toilet seat is UP, man!
You're being very undude.
no man. she hit me right here.
swing your fucking sword.
I got a rash on my ass so bad I can’t even sit down
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Walter: "He's cracking"
I don't know about you, but I take comfort it that. Knowin he's out there. The dude.
oh, i told them if it was during league play ..
north bound horse.
Was over in paradise valley MT yesterday w my sweater looking out for the dude(he lives there at least some of the time)
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