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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

  1. #11726
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    Man you boomers are soft AF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waxman View Post
    This is the same guy that when they finally bring their hand destroyed skis in for a tune up then claims they are "railed" the first time they ski them.
    No, they're just sharp sir.
    And fuck those beaters that don't like sharp skis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregorys View Post
    Dude.
    My 2nd was fever and chills with apocalyptic headache that hurt so bad I threw up in the shower - which was the only place I didn't feel I wanted to die. 6-8 hours of intense misery. A day or two after of comparatively minor misery.
    And I thought that was bad.
    The 3rd was more of the same, but probably worse. And 20+ hours this time. (The bivalent vax.) But I also got smart and gummies help. You still feel like shit, but you care less.

    The last round a few weeks ago was better. Still felt pretty bad for a full 24H, and then just shitty the next day, and finally one day of feeling wrung out - but again gummies to the rescue.
    (But the big upside, at least the way I choose to look at it; The rest of the fam gets covid about 10D later. I skipped. So, I feel about even now.)

    [I know this isn't the shit that annoys you thread - my bad.]
    Holy shit. I just meant that I felt sorta crummy and tired for about 24 hours. You win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    And fuck those beaters that don't like sharp skis.
    like riding a bike with flat tires
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    ...“I think snowboarding is one of the things in the world where there’s no rules, there’s no right or wrong way to snowboard...”

    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurxSki View Post
    ...“I think snowboarding is one of the things in the world where there’s no rules, there’s no right or wrong way to snowboard...”
    The only rule is to scrape as much snow as possible down the mountain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halliday View Post
    The only rule is to scrape as much snow as possible down the mountain.
    The squeegee !!!

    Or the falling leaf that scrapes even more snow off of surfaces.

    There's really good snowboarders and there are a LOT of really bad snowboarders

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    Heelside Powder Groomers GO HOME!!


    Says sticker I've thought about often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnjam View Post
    The squeegee !!!

    Or the falling leaf that scrapes even more snow off of surfaces.

    There's really good snowboarders and there are a LOT of really bad snowboarders
    That and they always need to have their board every where they go. Into the lodge, the bathroom, the boot changing room, it's like Linus and his fucking blanket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
    Heelside Powder Groomers GO HOME!!


    Says sticker I've thought about often.
    They're just making boarderoy.
    No gnar was harmed in the writing of this post...

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    Snowlerblader with an "I heart ski boarding" sticker on his helmet dropped his pole loading next to me. He tried to grab it, while I told him to leave it. He proceeded to get absolutely thrashed by the chair - nailed in the ass and the helmet, then pinned under the chair as the lifty stopped it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by river59 View Post
    Snowlerblader with an "I heart ski boarding" sticker on his helmet dropped his pole loading next to me. He tried to grab it, while I told him to leave it. He proceeded to get absolutely thrashed by the chair - nailed in the ass and the helmet, then pinned under the chair as the lifty stopped it.
    I need that sticker
    Decisions Decisions

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    Dipsy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
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    Dipsy?
    I don't get it?

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    ^ gaper shitshow. Probably sick footage

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    Dude taps the guy next to me on the lift and warns “hey your boot is unbuckled”. The guy checks his ski/bindings in confusion. “What?” The gaper replies and doubles down: “yeah just letting you know your boot is unbuckled.” (He had his first and second buckle open.)
    “Uh, I know. It’s just for the lift… but, thanks?”
    We shared a laugh on the ride up.

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    About to load the lift at Silverton after waiting 2-3 hrs i told my buddy:”I dint ski because if their crazy lift lines….” We almost fell over laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northwesterner View Post
    Dude taps the guy next to me on the lift and warns “hey your boot is unbuckled”. The guy checks his ski/bindings in confusion. “What?” The gaper replies and doubles down: “yeah just letting you know your boot is unbuckled.” (He had his first and second buckle open.)
    “Uh, I know. It’s just for the lift… but, thanks?”
    We shared a laugh on the ride up.
    Happened to me a couple days ago, except the guy said "your binding is undone." I was really confused until he pointed at my boot buckles with his pole.

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    Jumped on a chair with a random guy. As we left the terminal I noticed he had 1 ski on. Asked him if he was doing drills. No. Ok just ski on 1 then. Guy says oh crap my ski is missing. Jesus Really.
    yepper

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    Quote Originally Posted by halliday View Post
    That and they always need to have their board every where they go. Into the lodge, the bathroom, the boot changing room, it's like Linus and his fucking blanket.
    Yeah, what’s with that ? It annoys me.

    (wrong thread Jong)


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    Boards get stolen a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Boards get stolen a lot.
    Am I a gaper for carrying a small cable lock?
    It annoyed me when my skis were stolen. Once is enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Boards get stolen a lot.
    So do skis.

    But I don’t see skiers walking around the inside of the lodge carrying skis, just boarders.


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    One bonus of being a larger person is that nobody wants your 19x skis


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    So do skis.

    But I don’t see skiers walking around the inside of the lodge carrying skis, just boarders.


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    One would think boards get stolen more often. More universally sized bindings. And more thugs board!

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