Wasatch 23/24 Stoke Thread: Red Snake Coverage coming at you live from tgapp's fartba

[whyturn]

Schlindler You know where I will be tomorrow Same place I was Monday






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[D-Roc]

Came here to see stoke

Blinded by bitching

THANK YOU!

The past is as good as it gunna get im afraid. Lets go get some and bring sendage back...

[schindlerpiste]

I'd expect PowMow to be "heaven on earth" tomorrow. Whyturn, if I get out I'll be in touch.

[mar123]

All you resort peeps do nothing but bitch and post pics of long lift lines and shitty chopped up snow dad pics....Post something good for freak sake.



^some stoke^....do bitch tickets roll over to next year?

[telefreewasatch]

Came here to see stoke

Blinded by bitching

Wait a sec, are you bitching bout bitching?
Gonna get out this way? Got a place fer ya to stay if'n you do just up the LCC. Love to ski ya.
If yer rain'l ever quit ya might see me in yer driveway...

[Shredhead]

1. Everyone gets three free posts to bitch about whatever they want (gondola, red snake, how bad Salt Lake's food is compared to New York, whatever)
2. If u post more stoke u get more bitchtickets
3. If u are caught bitching after you have used your allotted bitchtickets, you will need to take a lap in the fartbag downsuit or I will flood your inbox with the hottest man meat pictures I have
4. The only exception is for TFW who can bitch about whatever he wants for as long as he wants*

Plenty are at risk to wear the coveted fartbag downsuit. It gets really old reading the garbage spewed by some of you winey mofus ...oh wait; I gues that I am complaining about the complainers.

I'd still rather ski the wasatch than any other area in the CoUSA. Just be happy that you are not stuck in CO. or CA. I can't complain. I am an owner of both IKON and EPIC and think that it is the best bang for my buck.

Maybe next season we should have a new thread: "Bitch About The Wasatch"

1.
Just be happy that you are not stuck in CO. "

It’s a sufferfest daily.

Only car in the lot.


Only skier on the chair.

I skied Snowbird February of 72, three weeks after they opened.
Cottonwoods have some of the best skiing in the world. But they’re too close to a city and that’s something bitchin can’t fix.

[Dshack89]

Decided to go check out a certain gate this morning just west of paradise and was rewarded with a treat from SBSP. 6 laps later and there is still no green check. Get after it!

This pic was from lap 5 I believe. So damn good!!


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[tBatt]

One of the suicide chute aficionados is a guy I used to work with. Tagged little Sup and what looks like more from the gram. Dude's a crusher for sure but man, there's a lot of really bad decision making going on (from my armchairing). The millcreek one is insane. Waiting for the write up on Monte Christo.

Assuming we're talking about the same person.

His defense on decision making via insta.


Reporting Party from the Monte Cristo incident had a post up about it but it was taken down.

Thanks for the heads up Dshack.

[Boissal]

8 lines of text, 2 out of 6 on the heuristic trap checklist. Not bad at all.
Dude needs to understand that he's not really making good decisions, it's just that the mountains have so far declined to provide feedback on these decisions.
I hated coming to terms with that fact but my odds of growing old have hopefully increased significantly since then.

[whyturn]

8 lines of text, 2 out of 6 on the heuristic trap checklist. Not bad at all.
Dude needs to understand that he's not really making good decisions, it's just that the mountains have so far declined to provide feedback on these decisions.
I hated coming to terms with that fact but my odds of growing old have hopefully increased significantly since then.

I kept increasing my risk level and pushed it one time too many times 10 years ago. Spent the night outside and got lucky on SAR rescue

I like Cody’s risk structure. your risk tolerance should not change just cause you get away with it. Your risk tolerance should always be evaluated in the same way. Goal based is ok, but be willing to turn around based on your gut or group input. Ski with people with the same risk tolerance so group decisions are easier. It’s deep and sketchy out there….


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[raisingarizona13]

It's one thing to risk your own well being but being above a road and busy infrastructure risking many other peoples well being for such trivial personal pursuits is a whole other sort of thing.

Not that I wasn't "that" guy many years ago but aging and maturity certainly changes the way we see the world. F I'm getting old.....

[Ted Shred]

We did that, often.
Getting old is a mother fucker.

[altacoup]

Wind and snow were working magic at the bird today. Free refills from opening until 3 and ski on lifts all day. 20 minutes up and 30 down. Perfect day!

[tBatt]

Pretty unreal on the Alta side of things, too.
Skied pretty much every line between Jitterbug and Dougie's, ever one as good as the last.
Couple into W Alta, fair amount of sluffing and a little bit of cracking.

[muted reborn]

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[tgapp]

today definitely didn't suck, no crowds and untracked snow

maybe we should start a "wasatch bitch thread" for all the stokeless ass hats that just want to cunt this place up with complaints about how the world has, and will continue to, change.

love seeing what the Alta crew is getting up to, glad it's good for you too.



be like goblin, covered in face shots and grinning from ear to ear



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[DigSki]

Fantastic day of skiing in BCC.

[ski_the_fraulein]

LCC didn’t suck! Free refills all over, especially High Boy!!


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[raisingarizona13]

We did that, often.
Getting old is a mother fucker.

Too many f-ing times honestly......

[Lone Star]

a real storm day! thank you snowbird and kitty crew! kinda day you wish you could be everywhere and ski everything, first world decision making problems.

[Dshack89]

today definitely didn't suck, no crowds and untracked snow

maybe we should start a "wasatch bitch thread" for all the stokeless ass hats that just want to cunt this place up with complaints about how the world has, and will continue to, change.

love seeing what the Alta crew is getting up to, glad it's good for you too.

Amen. There are plenty of other social media sites for me to read people bitching. I come here for the community with other like minded people who have a pure love (addiction?) of sliding down mountains on planks of wood.

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[beaterdit]

IT'S THE SAME PICTURE

LOLOLOL!

Was hoping I nailed the vibe.

Sorry for the bitching, I was grumpy yesterday. today more than made up for it. Hooked up with YukonRider and Marshall. Bird was practically deserted and deep. Refills in effect. Failed to pull out the camera, it was cold. I'll do better. Cheers everyone.

[Ted Shred]

For sure

[Dantheman]

(addiction?)

Not many people give hand jobs behind a Walmart dumpster for lift tickets, but if I had a drug habit that cost as much money, took up as much of my time and energy, put me in as much physical danger, and injured me as often, most people would think I have a serious problem.

[crankplank]

Gordon's talk was good. He was not amused by the monte Cristo incident.

He briefly spoke on the potential for this cycle to flush things out but didn't seem convinced and neither am I. Repeaters are my boogeyman

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