I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Danno]

I sawed down the trees


I bucked up the trees


I split all the logs



I stacked all the wood in the stable


I carried the wood from the stable to the house


I got up early to make the fire



If I ask you to feed the fire a log that is next to the stove just once while I am running an errand, can I not come home to the fire completely dead?

and the answer is? No.

[Buster Highmen]

I sawed down the trees


I bucked up the trees


I split all the logs



I stacked all the wood in the stable


I carried the wood from the stable to the house


I got up early to make the fire



If I ask you to feed the fire a log that is next to the stove just once while I am running an errand, can I not come home to the fire completely dead?




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Story of my winters.

[riser4]

I sawed down the trees


I bucked up the trees


I split all the logs



I stacked all the wood in the stable


I carried the wood from the stable to the house


I got up early to make the fire



If I ask you to feed the fire a log that is next to the stove just once while I am running an errand, can I not come home to the fire completely dead?




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Are you delusional?

[XXX-er]

I would fill both thewood racks one on either side of the back door and go away for a day or 2, when i come back the racks are empty so refill go away and when i come back empty racks, same with the over filled DW

the thing was i didnt even live there

[Beaver]

I would fill both thewood racks one on either side of the back door and go away for a day or 2, when i come back the racks are empty so refill go away and when i come back empty racks, same with the over filled DW

the thing was i didnt even live there

She rewarded filling the racks with motor boating the rack?

Over filled DW? Didn't know that was a thing. I load mine so fuckjng full you can't get another spoon in it and if comes out clean. It's a bosch though so ....

My wife loads it badly but as long as nothing is impeding the spinner I give no fucks.

[Art Shirk]

I’m surrounded by women. No other dude in the house. Daily I’m floored by the complete lack of general awareness for surroundings by such dynamic and otherwise smart people.

Fire has gone out, pot on stove was turned on and just left, some kitchen appliance alarm beeps non stop, door wide open in 20 degree weather, every light on.

The fire thing yesterday broke the camels back and over dinner I told everyone that I’m no saint and I fuck stuff up but what I really want is for everyone to do the simple stuff. That’s it. I won’t get aggravated if you fuck up the hard stuff. Miss the diving catch in the outfield but don’t miss the cut off man.

I’m sure I’m in for a completely different experience from now on.


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[m2711c]

[Art Shirk]

I had a lot of problems with those people and they all heard about it.

And RIP Kruger.


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[riser4]

I’m surrounded by women. No other dude in the house. Daily I’m floored by the complete lack of general awareness for surroundings by such dynamic and otherwise smart people.

Fire has gone out, pot on stove was turned on and just left, some kitchen appliance alarm beeps non stop, door wide open in 20 degree weather, every light on.

The fire thing yesterday broke the camels back and over dinner I told everyone that I’m no saint and I fuck stuff up but what I really want is for everyone to do the simple stuff. That’s it. I won’t get aggravated if you fuck up the hard stuff. Miss the diving catch in the outfield but don’t miss the cut off man.

I’m sure I’m in for a completely different experience from now on.


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Hopefully we won't be seeing you over in that other thread

[XXX-er]

She rewarded filling the racks with motor boating the rack?

Over filled DW? Didn't know that was a thing. I load mine so fuckjng full you can't get another spoon in it and if comes out clean. It's a bosch though so ....

My wife loads it badly but as long as nothing is impeding the spinner I give no fucks.

wouldn't even notice, she said she didn't want to have sex and she could do better than me which doesnt sound like this is about love so go for it and I have no idea who is filling her wood racks or her DW or doing/ fixing things for her or spending money on her but my life is easier not having to figure out WTF

ya the bosch product is amazing even the cheapest model, it gets everything crazy clean

[AK47bp]

I sawed down the trees


I bucked up the trees


I split all the logs



I stacked all the wood in the stable


I carried the wood from the stable to the house


I got up early to make the fire



If I ask you to feed the fire a log that is next to the stove just once while I am running an errand, can I not come home to the fire completely dead?




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1892 called, they want their problems back.

[present tense]

Cooked a perfectly fried egg this morning over easy, she walked by and said she wished she could cook an egg like that.

[Art Shirk]

1892 called, they want their problems back.

The struggle is timeless my dude. Now if only she could close the door to the outhouse.


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[riser4]

The struggle is timeless my dude. Now if only she could close the door to the outhouse.


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Definitely. Leaving the door open attracts flies.

[old goat]

I’m surrounded by women. No other dude in the house. Daily I’m floored by the complete lack of general awareness for surroundings by such dynamic and otherwise smart people.

Fire has gone out, pot on stove was turned on and just left, some kitchen appliance alarm beeps non stop, door wide open in 20 degree weather, every light on.

The fire thing yesterday broke the camels back and over dinner I told everyone that I’m no saint and I fuck stuff up but what I really want is for everyone to do the simple stuff. That’s it. I won’t get aggravated if you fuck up the hard stuff. Miss the diving catch in the outfield but don’t miss the cut off man.

I’m sure I’m in for a completely different experience from now on.


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The women in your house know what the cut off person is? You're a lucky man. How about the infield fly rule?

[Bunion 2020]

Miss the diving catch in the outfield but don’t miss the cut off man.

I hope they watch Baseball or that analogy may be lost/wasted.

[Art Shirk]

My daughters absolutely love baseball and both demand to play it instead of softball. It’s certainly been fun battling the school to have them on the boys team. They give me shit for playing in an old man softball league. It was the perfect analogy for them. My wife, however, probably wasn’t listening to me to begin with.


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[seano732]

JFC. Got up this morning motivated to clean out our absolute disaster of a garage…. Like seriously hoarder, only fits the motorcycle, can barely walk type shit. Got started early by backing my truck up and just start throwing up shit in the bed that we haven’t looked at in years to take to the dump…. Mrs Seano comes out and has a meltdown, saying “I need to go THROUGH all of that”…. I casually say you’ve had ten years to go through all of that and here we are….Now I’m on the silent treatment list, but I did get two trips done….. Baby steps I guess.

[yeahman]

JFC. Got up this morning motivated to clean out our absolute disaster of a garage…. Like seriously hoarder, only fits the motorcycle, can barely walk type shit. Got started early by backing my truck up and just start throwing up shit in the bed that we haven’t looked at in years to take to the dump…. Mrs Seano comes out and has a meltdown, saying “I need to go THROUGH all of that”…. I casually say you’ve had ten years to go through all of that and here we are….Now I’m on the silent treatment list, but I did get two trips done….. Baby steps I guess.

Throw away first, ask permission later. Nice job.

[riser4]

JFC. Got up this morning motivated to clean out our absolute disaster of a garage…. Like seriously hoarder, only fits the motorcycle, can barely walk type shit. Got started early by backing my truck up and just start throwing up shit in the bed that we haven’t looked at in years to take to the dump…. Mrs Seano comes out and has a meltdown, saying “I need to go THROUGH all of that”…. I casually say you’ve had ten years to go through all of that and here we are….Now I’m on the silent treatment list, but I did get two trips done….. Baby steps I guess.

You and Crash gonna be knocking at my door looking for couch space?

[Buzzworthy]

JFC. Got up this morning motivated to clean out our absolute disaster of a garage…. Like seriously hoarder, only fits the motorcycle, can barely walk type shit. Got started early by backing my truck up and just start throwing up shit in the bed that we haven’t looked at in years to take to the dump…. Mrs Seano comes out and has a meltdown, saying “I need to go THROUGH all of that”…. I casually say you’ve had ten years to go through all of that and here we are….Now I’m on the silent treatment list, but I did get two trips done….. Baby steps I guess.

Enjoy the quiet while you can.

[dan_pdx]

I'm in the dog house for snoring last night so my wife couldn't sleep at all. But she didn't wake me up and ask me to go to the guest room or go to the guest room herself, just let me saw logs next to her all night. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Art Shirk]

I'm in the dog house for snoring last night so my wife couldn't sleep at all. But she didn't wake me up and ask me to go to the guest room or go to the guest room herself, just let me saw logs next to her all night. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You conscious!

https://youtu.be/X5eKLtRSC4Y?si=YKAOIcl78Z1rs1yE


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[old goat]

I'm in the dog house for snoring last night so my wife couldn't sleep at all. But she didn't wake me up and ask me to go to the guest room or go to the guest room herself, just let me saw logs next to her all night. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Honey, when I'm dead you're going to miss my snoring."
"Nah, there'll be someone else snoring in your spot soon enough."

[Percy Rideout]

I took the dog for a run yesterday afternoon and somehow lost the key to *her* car in the snow. It will take a while to live this one down.

Pour one out for a fallen comrade here. Guy's not gonna live this one down for years.