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  1. 01-09-2024, 12:33 AM #2576
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Jesus.

    There is a god
    Hallelujah!
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    It snowed too much and now I can't get my wife back. She got turned around twice last night trying to fly from Vancouver to Kelowna. 70cm at SS past 5 days though!
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    Does Natty have a harem? A little something for everyone!
    I had thought natty's reputation as a Cassanova and all around great fellow was well known.

    When I was a single gent living in DT SLC I once brought a woman home form the bar/restaurant where she worked just because she learned I was friends with him....
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    I've heard he once bedded twin nuns and they became lingerie Models because of him.
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    Natty is the Bill Brasky of pussy.
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    Keep it going ullr
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
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    Keep it going ullr
    Thank you for this.
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    It's supposed to be 0 degrees this weekend. That's in town, not up at the hill. Maybe back off?
    Or is that a different guy? Seems like it would at least be the same department as Ullr, even if it's down the hall.
    No longer stuck.

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    Women flock to natty like the salmon of Capistrano.
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    It snowed too much and now I can't get my wife back. She got turned around twice last night trying to fly from Vancouver to Kelowna. 70cm at SS past 5 days though!
    See what she's done?

    Please don't tell her it was her own fault.
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    A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

    Not sure how this all works regionally per source, but these submissions are sure working for Mt Hood

    31” on 24hr telemetry & a NOAA (pass-level) forecast showing anywhere from 6-10ft to come before Sat night

    Keep the magic going
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    -40 in banff right now, after 20+cm fresh.


    No idea what Ullr wants??

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    Heading to Mexico tomorrow, will see if any bikini shots will help warm things up.
    www.skevikskis.com Check em out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Heading to Mexico tomorrow, will see if any bikini shots will help warm things up.
    not all heros wear capes
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    Quote Originally Posted by mntlion View Post
    not all heros wear tops

    Fixed it for ya
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    Quit cunting up the thread. Ullr is getting heated. I’ll make amends.
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    It just keeps snowing. Let’s keep it rolling, ULLR.
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    Powtron, please relate the conversations you have with these lovelies when you tell them you want to sacrifice their bits to Ullr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Powtron, please relate the conversations you have with these lovelies when you tell them you want to sacrifice their bits to Ullr.
    Basically along the lines of “you’re hot. ULLR thinks you’re hot. Be proud and let’s post ‘em up”


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