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Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

  1. 12-22-2023, 03:23 PM #2451
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    This season is starting a little too slow for me and this thread has gotten a bit stale so I think I need to share and hopefully set things right.
    Let's just say I have picked up an interesting hobby over the years and should share the fruits of that with Ullr.
    Yes, all pics taken by me and yes, I have signed model releases from all involved.

    So lets come out of the mist...
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    And wrap a nice ribbon on things...
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    And hopefully we won't get burned by Ullrs displeasure...
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    And this season will measure up...
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    To a bountiful harvest!
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  2. 12-22-2023, 03:40 PM #2452
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    hell yeah dude, absolutely beautiful & great stoke.

    reckon it's pretty hard to do a proper spanking with a square, but I'll still give 10/10 points for creativity & kink

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    Went skiing today and was just going to bump this thread as it was goddamawful. Good work! .... Please snow gods please...

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    So much win.
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  5. 12-22-2023, 10:29 PM #2455
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    Nice recent work!
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  6. 12-23-2023, 10:07 AM #2456
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    seems like we should be buried by now ..... is Ullr otherwise occupied??
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    seems like we should be buried by now ..... is Ullr otherwise occupied??
    He's having a wank over the pics...
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    Well the “R” word has dropped off the extended forecast for my hill. I’ll take it as Ullr is willing to work with us. Thanks for the recent offerings.

    https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClic...4#.XdF26iWIYlR
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  9. 12-23-2023, 04:53 PM #2459
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    Same here, I’ll take clear skies, temps below zero and no more rain as a positive.
    Thanks hugely to Legoskier and El Hefe. Demigods among us mortals.
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    Ullr, hear my plea
    Getting a little tired of 24” base of ice

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Ullr, hear my plea
    Getting a little tired of 24” base of ice

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    Dood, I don't think you're playing by the rules of this thread. But if you are, good on ya.
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    Get your act together, ULLR. I will try the classy approach this time.

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    You should have been here yesterday!
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  13. 12-24-2023, 01:39 PM #2463
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Dood, I don't think you're playing by the rules of this thread. But if you are, good on ya.
    He's not
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    It snowed and the skiing was better than expected. Thanks.
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    Does ULLR know where the subject of a pic lives and direct the snow there or could the snow fall many states or even countries away? Because that would suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    Get your act together, ULLR. I will try the classy approach this time.

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    Still a snowless hellscape here in New England, but appreciate that and would love to see the inverse...
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  17. 12-25-2023, 03:04 PM #2467
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    Please send some white this way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoVT Joey View Post
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    Jeesas

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    Now curious what's going on in the right hand side of SoVT Joey's photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Now curious what's going on in the right hand side of SoVT Joey's photo.

    well it would be a picture in a mirror and the mirror is on the left half. The radiator is on the right on the bottom.
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    Is that a molly baggie on the floor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoVT Joey View Post
    well it would be a picture in a mirror and the mirror is on the left half. The radiator is on the right on the bottom.
    Okay, that makes sense. That's one big ass mirror!
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    We all love a big, ass mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Ullr, hear my plea
    Getting a little tired of 24” base of ice

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    Had a girlfriend in the early years who swore coke was best ingested vaginally
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    Quote Originally Posted by whipski View Post
    Had a girlfriend in the early years who swore coke was best ingested vaginally
    Yeah, this is where my mind went as well.

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