I bet there’s all kinds of shit floating down the Cuyahoga this morning after last night’s party.
I still call it The Jake.
Just legendary amounts of nightmare fuel even contemplating what might be in that river [emoji23]
Forgive me as I add a little thread drift, but you'd be amazed at the turnaround the Cuyahoga River has made since the 60s. There's only one dam remaining that will be destroyed in the coming two years and then it will be free-flowing 89 miles from headwaters to Lake Erie.
You can paddle from Cuyahoga Falls 40 miles to the south (with whitewater in the Gorge section) to the Flats downtown and into the Lake through Cuyahoga Valley National Park, a place near and dear to my heart, and see Bald Eagles, thriving otter and beaver populations, fish for steelhead and see glacier formations in an incredibly unique park to city to Great Lake water trail.
https://cuyahogariverwatertrail.org/
https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/the...r-recovers.htm
https://www.cleveland.com/akron/2023...g-efforts.html
Even the shipping canal (where the river caught fire) where the 700 foot long ore freighters still thread the needle under bridges and around bends (something incredibly cool to watch) was removed from the environmentally critical list after a massive dredging campaign (thanks to Superfund and GE for footing the bill) and return of fish heading upstream to spawn, is loaded with paddlers and boaters most days.
I know it's not the Colorado River, but it's not even close to being the body of water it was 70 years ago.![]()
I still call it The Jake.
The Rust Belt is actually quite the environmental success story in many ways.
If the Bills don’t make it I’m all in for a Browns v Lions SB.
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Browns-Lions is the Super Bowl we need.
I still call it The Jake.
Too bad it’s going to be the Packers in the NFC [emoji12]
The Monday after Week 18 and the Browns are heading to the playoffs. What's the Brown's beat reporter pen an article about?
It's ok to be happy and please stop worrying
I still call it The Jake.
"You are not the sum of your past, horrible, collective experiences".
- Terry Pluto (paraphrasing)
I still call it The Jake.
Alright Browns fans, it's Playoff Time! Crank your speakers up to 11, fast forward to 34 seconds in after the 1998 Giant Eagle grocery store advertisement, and let Michael Fucking Stanley get you PUMPED for tomorrow's game!
(the cameos and production alone will get you out of your seat)
HERE WE GO BROWNIES!!!
I still call it The Jake.
Let's fucking goooooo! I wanna see Flacco get a chance to beat the Ravens.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
Talk about a storyline no one had coming into this season of chaos.
Flacco revenge game in Baltimore is what we all deserve this year.
I still call it The Jake.
So … this exists.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8qpGLaQ/
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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