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  1. 12-27-2023, 03:11 PM #2476
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    Ingested!?! Does it have teeth?? Maybe just a few molars?

    Silliness aside, "ingested" definitely gets the juices flowing.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  3. 12-27-2023, 07:21 PM #2478
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Ullr, hear my plea
    Getting a little tired of 24” base of ice

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    I've never done coke or wanted to, but if that is how it was served to me I'd take a swing.
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
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  4. 12-28-2023, 10:27 AM #2479
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    Quote Originally Posted by waxman View Post
    I've never done coke or wanted to, but if that is how it was served to me I'd take a swing.
    see, you or your other girlfriend does the serving.....
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  5. 12-29-2023, 02:42 AM #2480
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    See, this is how it snows. This right here. In all of its amazing glory of love projected.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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  7. 12-29-2023, 03:07 AM #2482
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    The things that I would #hitachi with. Tasty little soft flakes of cold smoke. I salute!
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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    The Hitachi is like the elusive 100 mm set of skis that slays absolutely everything in all conditions. They float deep pow like a butterfly, slay moguls like a bouncy bunny weaving through a fresh boreal forest, melt an edge into impenetrable dry ice like a Head Magnum.

    A true quiver of one. You may not always want to ski them, and skiing doesn't have to be spectacular to be fun, but when all else fails and you are on wobbly legs on your last run after leaving it all on the mountain, you click in because they will absolutely bring it home, everytime.

    Sorry. It had to be said.
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  10. 12-29-2023, 12:16 PM #2485
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    Amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Jeesas

    Hope you guys are recovering nicely from whatever they did to you
    Mine married me so that’s reward enough haha


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    You should have been here yesterday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
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    Always the man with the best toys L.
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    Just a quick PSA:

    Hitachi makes a cordless version so's ya don't need to plug it in while you're deploying it
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy View Post
    Always the man with the best toys L.
    Right? You go, L.!
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  16. 12-29-2023, 07:23 PM #2491
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    Just a quick PSA:

    Hitachi makes a cordless version so's ya don't need to plug it in while you're deploying it
    Safety first I always say.
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    Things are getting desperate in them thar hills.
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  19. 12-29-2023, 07:49 PM #2494
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    It seems like you might be able to find stuff to do until the snow situation improves.
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    A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

    Like most of us J, I’m just doing the best I can on this beautiful + terrible + breathtaking + tragic journey we call life
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    I just ran to the gas station to fill up all the gas containers for the inevitable power outage from the massive dump that must be coming.

    Natty is going to get people killed if he keeps this up.
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    Very depressing story in the NYT times yesterday about the layoffs at Mt. Ashland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by natty dread View Post
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    even your dead flower game is up to speed... they're about to pop too.

    Ullr, wake da fuq up. You partying to much and missing all the good gifts?

    Gonna put my studdlies back on tomorrow. Potentiometer adjusted - it could go bottomless
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    @ ND:Fortunately this thread is more uplifting.
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