Neighbors...

[J. Barron DeJong]

due to hot weather/ bad berry crop the bears have nothing to eat so they are knocking over green bins for the garbage

I cleaned mine up and have cam strapped the bin shut/ to the house to mitigate but the terminally fucked up neighbor has just left the garbage lying around her backyard and it will probably be there all winter

They seem to like apples, have you tried that?





Could get expensive though.

[m2711c]

i ain’t no damned arborist, but that forest sure don’t look like no fucking apple grove, so … where them apples be coming from?

[Touring_Sedan]

The neighbors flaccid Halloween garden has been set up. I think it's on top of last year's Christmas blowups.

[Flounder]

i ain’t no damned arborist, but that forest sure don’t look like no fucking apple grove, so … where them apples be coming from?

“Hunters” baiting bears. So much easier than actually hunting.

[fatnslow]

Funny timing to see this thread back in action. I still haven't seen my neighbor since I posted this. According to another neighbor the self immolator and his wife were back one night a month ago, stole the other neighbors Makita leaf blower and batteries and disappeared the next morning. The current rumor going around is that the self immolator then went somewhere else, got sepsis from his burns and then died.

Further updates as warranted but I'm guessing they may not be needed?

Buzzworthy enjoy your peace and quiet.

Vibes man, I went through something very similar with a next door neighbor that lasted YEARS until last November. The house was purchased by someone, six months to gut the thing and it still stands without any work started on it yet. I have a feeling the woman that purchased it had no idea of what it takes to get a full down to studs remodel in PDX these days. She told me she thought it would all be done in 6 months and under 300k when she first bought the house She'll be into the house close to a million when she all done for about a $850k market rate house. Probably a 2 year time lag on top of the cost. What a fucking idiot.....

[AdironRider]

I have found it interesting just how stupid people have become when it comes to remodeling. 95% of history you did a remodel knowing you wouldn't get a 100% return but did it anyway because your quality of life would increase enough to justify the cost because a new house is a nice place to be. Now people seem to feel entitled to a guaranteed profit. Probably a better comment for the real estate thread but just something I've noticed.

[skaredshtles]

95% of history you did a remodel knowing you wouldn't get a 100% return but did it anyway because your quality of life would increase enough to justify the cost

Oh, some if us still know this...

[zion zig zag]

I think I've posted about my neighbors before. They have at least 8 cars at the house, two of which can fit in the driveway, the other 6 take all of the street parking in front of my house. Other neighbors have taken to parking their cars on the street or leaving out garbage cans all week to prevent them from parking in front of their house. I've had two of their cars towed, and before you label me a Karen, one of them was a fucked up looking monster truck with expired tags that sat in front of my house for 8 months without moving once. They got it back from the tow yard and it's been parked in the back yard since. Sigh. Now one of them has gotten a take home vehicle from work, neon green marked up like a billboard.

They have three dogs that bark non-stop. They must have gotten new furniture, so they put a couch and recliner in the back yard and let the dogs destroy them so I pick up couch stuffing every time the wind blows from the west. They let the back yard completely die this past summer, it's just mud and dust.

And now they must be doing some type of remodel inside. They have a table saw set up in the backyard and they come out every night starting at 10pm and make a few loooong cuts. Last night at 11pm my wife went out and yelled at them, and got a cursory "sorry!"

Meth addicts right? Nope, husband is a doc at the local hospital and wife is a nurse. No idea what the other adults in the house do.

[Touring_Sedan]

I think I've mentioned our neighbors and the junkyard that they were operating in the street. We call them "Sanford & Sons." They're both professionals as well. The shit is starting to spill out onto the sidewalk again. Perhaps they'd have more room if they got rid of the busted ass Park Avenue and Power wagon that have been sinking into the pavement for the last 3 years? The neighbors complain about the rats that come over from their property. Looking at their side and back yards I can see why.

[Buzzworthy]

Here you go TS.

https://sandy.utah.gov/289/Code-Enforcement

No idea what kind of response you’ll get but I was given this link from one of the Sandy cops that have visited my favorite creatures nextdoor.

Wouldn’t hurt. Give it out to your other neighbors complaining as well. A joint effort may be the ticket.

[fatnslow]

I think I've mentioned our neighbors and the junkyard that they were operating in the street. We call them "Sanford & Sons." They're both professionals as well. The shit is starting to spill out onto the sidewalk again. Perhaps they'd have more room if they got rid of the busted ass Park Avenue and Power wagon that have been sinking into the pavement for the last 3 years? The neighbors complain about the rats that come over from their property. Looking at their side and back yards I can see why.

You should send your kid over there with the torch and accidentally start a fire.

[XXX-er]

i ain’t no damned arborist, but that forest sure don’t look like no fucking apple grove, so … where them apples be coming from?

somebody cleanedup their yard and dumped the apples so the bears would not be attracted to their home

locally we have free-range hippies who will take your fruit and grind them up for the juice

[Buzzworthy]

Buzzworthy enjoy your peace and quiet.

Motherfucking fuckity fuck fuck.

The very retreaded moron brother is back and with his loudass yippee dog running all over the neighborhood again this time. It looked like he moved out, odd.

So I let my big ass Dane out to chase and scare the bejesus out of it. My other neighbors were outside and applauded me for letting Loki chasing that fucker off. Nobody likes that damn dog.

Moron yelled at me for doing so.
I smiled and waved.
Get fucked moron.

[old goat]

On our block of 24 houses in Sacramento 3 houses give out candy on Halloween. It's a neighborhood of 50 foot lots w single family houses and tiny front yards, ideal for trick or treating and it attracts kids from poorer parts of town. It seems as though as the houses turn over and richer and richer people move in the streen gets less and less friendly. The next street over gets mobbed but I guess most of the kids have figured out that our street isn't worth it.

[Cisco Kid]

Candy getting too expensive for rich people to justify giving it away maybe? The kids know where the goods are.

[mcski]

50’ wide I assume? I know some of those older hoods w small front yards in sac but thought the lots were deep

We def see less friendly neighbors as the old guard moves out and the new money moves in.

[3s]

Theres some blocks in Sacramento that still have interior green space like this . Maybe why front yard so small

[mcski]

Only 6-10 of the houses can access the green space and the rest can suck it???

[Buzzworthy]

Really, it’s such a great neighborhood guys!

So Sandy swat graced our presence this evening.
One of the badasses told us it was a domestic and that he took a family member hostage and refused to come out.

I love living here. Cities are just the best.
WTF


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[Buzzworthy]

Incidentally I talked with the same cop who swatted my direct next door neighbor house on Easter in 2020. The idiot moron I’m bitching about above. Nice neighbor Jim and I had a beer while watching the entertainment. Offered one to the cop, he said after shift he’s coming back.

[John_B]

Incidentally I talked with the same cop who swatted my direct next door neighbor house on Easter in 2020. The idiot moron I’m bitching about above. Nice neighbor Jim and I had a beer while watching the entertainment. Offered one to the cop, he said after shift he’s coming back.

Wait is SWAT dealing with a different neighbor than the one you've been bitching about?!

[Buzzworthy]

Wait is SWAT dealing with a different neighbor than the one you've been bitching about?!

Yep exactly.
Are we having fun yet?

[AK47bp]

Where can I get a Coors Light flag?

[Buzzworthy]

Such an odd flag to have flying huh

[John_B]

Yep exactly.
Are we having fun yet?

You need a new neighborhood. It doesn't look bad but appears to be cursed.