Neighbors...

[mcski]

Whiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[muted reborn]

I can now walk outside naked whenever I want. Living the dream.

ah I see his issue now. I would call the cops on a neighborhood nudist too.

[Buzzworthy]

I wasn’t kidding.
This really is a great function of this forum.


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[mcski]

It would be a shame if someone got quoted calling him a whiney cunt

[riser4]

Buh bye

[rideit]

You can own 50 acres and still have neighbor problems, big time.

Right? I mean, look at Ukraine. Rand Paul ain’t got nuthin’ on Vladimir, when it comes to neighborliness.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

I'd much rather live smack dab in the middle of NYC than any suburb.

[joetron]

I hate a whole lot of things about Utah’s culture, but Free Range Law is good though.
People getting cops called on them and charged with neglect because some Helicopter Karen saw their kids alone at a park is bullshit.
I’d wager most of us grew up Free Range


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[buttahflake]

For sure, as soon as we were old enough to ride bikes, we were gone for most of the day, come back for lunch, and then back out getting into stuff until dinner.

[ikonfreewasatch]

It would be a shame if someone got quoted calling him a whiney cunt

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[J. Barron DeJong]

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Ahh, I see we have some more dumbasses here who subscribe Elon’s version of free speech.

[John_B]

My neighbors that we share our back fence with have always had a recreational to professional relationship with meth and assorted other hard drugs. Typically this manifests itself in the usual ways of low grade thievery, high grade hoarding and moderate amounts of domestic violence and mental instability. Every couple months they seem to go through a phase where there is a bad batch of drugs and their thin grasp on their mental stability frays a bit more.

My wife and I have become pretty accustomed to closing the windows and turning up the music when the yelling fits happen.

Two months ago I was out puttering in the garden and got to listen to a failed suicide attempt where he tried to hang himself off of a 5 foot tall branch on an apple tree while his wife screamed at him that she was going to call the cops. Things seemed to have chilled out for a while after that which was nice.

Last night they started back into the usual yelling which very rapidly escalated to full volume panicked screaming from the guy. We turned our music up and went back to dinner, but it was off-putting enough that I leaned a shotgun in the corner of our bedroom.

Come to find out today somewhere in that argument he wound up covered in gasoline and lit himself on fire!! I guess he got transported to a burn unit in Seattle so I assume we are in for at least a few more months of peace and quiet before he's back.

Maybe the mandatory detox and severe burns will turn over a new leaf and he will become a productive member of society? Doubtful.

[BCMtnHound]

Damn. I live next to a few characters, but nothing like that. Vibes.

[Danno]

Jesus

[plugboots]

Gotta love Winthrop!

[rideit]

Say what you will about the snot-nosed rich assholes in Jackson, but we really don’t have much of that crap. The junkies can’t afford property taxes or rent.
(We did have a small meth-lab in a very, very unassuming house a few years ago, but that was certainly an anomaly.)

[Thaleia]

Damn. I live next to a few characters, but nothing like that. Vibes.

This. I've had shootings on my street, sexual assaults behind the school across the road, gang fights around the corner, out of control drivers smashing through my fence etc - but that one made my jaw drop.

[rideit]

Damn. I live next to a few characters, but nothing like that. Vibes.

It’s a goddamn Drive By Truckers song, in the flesh.

[old goat]

Not my neighbor but--guy is having a party when the next door neighbor at the party pays him to set the his house on fire. Guy burns down the neighbor's house and burns himself--80%. He survived after a few months in the burn unit. I got to testify at the neighbor's trial.

[Foggy_Goggles]

It’s a goddamn Drive By Truckers song, in the flesh.

Actually it's a Ween Song but who's counting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnjZrQg3by8&t=42s

[Buzzworthy]

WOHOOOOO!!

The 5 year saga of dealing with two mentally unstable and one retarded brothers, they are moving the fuck out!!
They’ve been swatted, they had cops show up for their mental friends making a disaster out of the yard and cul de sac, and the place is generally a trash dump. Be gone fuckers!!
There as an actual god!

These people are the textbook definition of mormon inbreeding and should never have had children. Utah is the fucking oddest place I’ve ever visited or lived and these people really are the weirdest I’ve ever encountered.

[JimmyCarter]

WOHOOOOO!!

The 5 year saga of dealing with two mentally unstable and one retarded brothers, they are moving the fuck out!!
They’ve been swatted, they had cops show up for their mental friends making a disaster out of the yard and cul de sac, and the place is generally a trash dump. Be gone fuckers!!
There as an actual god!

These people are the textbook definition of mormon inbreeding and should never have had children. Utah is the fucking oddest place I’ve ever visited or lived and these people really are the weirdest I’ve ever encountered.

Congrats! I’ll check back in a few months for the “the new people moved in and found a bunch of dead bodies buried in the backyard” update

[XXX-er]

due to hot weather/ bad berry crop the bears have nothing to eat so they are knocking over green bins for the garbage

I cleaned mine up and have cam strapped the bin shut/ to the house to mitigate but the terminally fucked up neighbor has just left the garbage lying around her backyard and it will probably be there all winter

[Buzzworthy]

Congrats! I’ll check back in a few months for the “the new people moved in and found a bunch of dead bodies buried in the backyard” update

I just spit my drink lol! That’s not out of the realm of probabilities at this juncture. Thanks for a good laugh!

[John_B]

My neighbors that we share our back fence with have always had a recreational to professional relationship with meth and assorted other hard drugs. Typically this manifests itself in the usual ways of low grade thievery, high grade hoarding and moderate amounts of domestic violence and mental instability. Every couple months they seem to go through a phase where there is a bad batch of drugs and their thin grasp on their mental stability frays a bit more.

My wife and I have become pretty accustomed to closing the windows and turning up the music when the yelling fits happen.

Two months ago I was out puttering in the garden and got to listen to a failed suicide attempt where he tried to hang himself off of a 5 foot tall branch on an apple tree while his wife screamed at him that she was going to call the cops. Things seemed to have chilled out for a while after that which was nice.

Last night they started back into the usual yelling which very rapidly escalated to full volume panicked screaming from the guy. We turned our music up and went back to dinner, but it was off-putting enough that I leaned a shotgun in the corner of our bedroom.

Come to find out today somewhere in that argument he wound up covered in gasoline and lit himself on fire!! I guess he got transported to a burn unit in Seattle so I assume we are in for at least a few more months of peace and quiet before he's back.

Maybe the mandatory detox and severe burns will turn over a new leaf and he will become a productive member of society? Doubtful.

Funny timing to see this thread back in action. I still haven't seen my neighbor since I posted this. According to another neighbor the self immolator and his wife were back one night a month ago, stole the other neighbors Makita leaf blower and batteries and disappeared the next morning. The current rumor going around is that the self immolator then went somewhere else, got sepsis from his burns and then died.

Further updates as warranted but I'm guessing they may not be needed?

Buzzworthy enjoy your peace and quiet.