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Chicken Pot Pie
My 3 favorite things
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
^it'd make a good planter.
Yep. The only good thing about being a CO CD3 constituent is the OTPHJ jokes we can now make.
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“Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieee”
I’m amused and impressed how many people know that line considering it came from a 90’s era sitcom. I need to watch his new stand up show.
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I had completely forgotten about which show this came from. Wife and I use the chicken pot pie reference a few times a month for some reason.
https://youtu.be/BzJw0_UzM-s?si=DoDyWznuOyHTANQy
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One year they hired Utah as the guest speaker/entertainer at the annual dinner party for the docs at my Kaiser hospital. He was hilarious, as usual. My wife and I got the share a dinner table with Utah and his wife--he shared the secret that a lot of his stories were "adapted" from other humorists--Marchall Dodge in particular (Bert and Virgil downeast Maine stories). No one else sat at the table with us--don't know if the were shunning Utah or me--we're both too left wing for most docs. The next year they hired a hypnotist.
I grew up listening to Marshall Dodge records. There are a couple in my dad's box of records.
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"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
People say Gordon Lightfoot teaches everything anyone needs to know about the Great Lakes but I find this mnemonic helpful, too:
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Woman drives her car into what she thought was a Hebrew school. Turns out it was the HQ of an anti-semitic, anti-everyone else organization.
https://wapo.st/472puTC
Seems like a nice “starter” collection.
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However many are in a shit ton.
It would be bigger but i have a feeling that someone has been stealing some
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