Things That Amuse You

[old goat]

Well, the old guys are all in on bread boxes.

Personally I've never used one, but someone has to educate the peasants who think that just because they don't know what something is for it has no use. Also, a bread box is a handy unit of measurement-as in bigger than or smaller than. As I look about me I see nothing the size of a breadbox. The closest thing I can think of would be a tool box but that'[s in the garage and not handy if I need a quick comparison.

[Meadow Skipper]

Personally I've never used one, but someone has to educate the peasants who think that just because they don't know what something is for it has no use. Also, a bread box is a handy unit of measurement-as in bigger than or smaller than. As I look about me I see nothing the size of a breadbox. The closest thing I can think of would be a tool box but that'[s in the garage and not handy if I need a quick comparison.

Back in the day I spent a season on a USFS timber cruising and marking crew. We’d read the prescriptions that the foresters put together for a stand, and a lot of the time it boiled down to “mark everything (for harvest) that’s bigger than a bread basket,”.

[Brownski]

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Sloppy work. He needs to rip that off and start over

[mcski]

Well, the old guys are all in on bread boxes.

But were any of them born before sliced bread?

[boltonoutlaw]

Personally I've never used one, but someone has to educate the peasants who think that just because they don't know what something is for it has no use. Also, a bread box is a handy unit of measurement-as in bigger than or smaller than. As I look about me I see nothing the size of a breadbox. The closest thing I can think of would be a tool box but that'[s in the garage and not handy if I need a quick comparison.

Toaster oven. Roughly same size as breadbox, and, also what we use as a breadbox in this house. Opened bags of Smartfood go in there too

[toast2266]

Ate at the local pizza place this evening. Out front is a clean, fairly new Tacoma with a big aftermarket front bumper, aftermarket wheels, etc. Probably a $45-50k vehicle. Turns out it belongs to the pizza delivery guy.

[JimmyCarter]

[Lvovsky]

I luff’ed

[evdog]

A rider gets off a Harley up the street and walks over to the liquor store behind me. Pink cowboy hat, so assume it's a lady. Nope. And he has a red purse (European no doubt) and a matching red phone case.

[Danno]

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[Buster Highmen]

[KQ]

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[Jax]

Today's a snow day, so I started reading reviews of my local post office since I had yet another horrid experience there yesterday. Stumbled across this gem-

Let me just start by saying my experience today at the post office was life altering. I was immediately greeted with the essence of mahogany, a touch of aspen, and a kiss of maple syrup as I entered fully expected an argument with staff after reading these terrible reviews. Well, when I got a solid glimpse of the absolute smoke shows behind the counter, I took good note of my surroundings. To my right, a laughing school girl. Behind me, a jolly old man with a witty smirk. In front of me stood yet another woman I'd gladly let sit on my face. After I dropped off my shipment, a birthday present for my mentally handicapped goddaughter, digits were exchanged and it was time to leave. As I opened the door, the hairs on the back of my neck raised and I had a strange feeling that evil lurked within that building somehow and that my USPS experience was far from over. I was right.

A call came in from my best friend 4 days later, clearly distraught. All he said was, "Why, Don? ... why would you do that to sweet Bella?" Confused, I asked what he meant. I could hear crying in the background. "Bella opened your gift, bro. Is there a reason you sent her candy wrappers and a decapitated American Girl doll with a pen forced up her rectum." .....

Needless to say, that is not the state in which I sent the doll and candy with my hard earned money. I truly hope there is a hell.

[J. Barron DeJong]

Dang, Gollum kidnapped my girlfriend. Guess I’ll go for a walk.

[Meadow Skipper]

DOJ sues eBay for selling ‘rolling coal’ devices; fines could hit $2 billion

[skaredshtles]

DOJ sues eBay for selling ‘rolling coal’ devices; fines could hit $2 billion

[gravitylover]

[Brownski]

Calvin & Hobbes is awesome
maybe I should start getting a paper delivered again

[halliday]

DOJ sues eBay for selling ‘rolling coal’ devices; fines could hit $2 billion

I think that rolling coal is pretty offensive and it should be illegal everywhere but for some reason I laughed my ass off when I watched that.

[singlecross]

[m2711c]

dude can hear ya coming from two counties over...

[Dantheman]

This guy is really trying to maximize the ROI on his solar.

[Core Shot]

I am amused. You can’t see it until you blink.

[The AD]

Shouldn't this be in Ottumwa?

[frorider]

Wonder what he’ll say in prison?