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[The AD]

Staging still matters. I just don't think it matters here in the way The AD thinks.

I think it does and that's why most staging is done fairly neutrally. But I see your point about a place like this where they are trying to sell the whole western vibe element.

[Ted Striker]

Like 4-5 mounts per room.

I miss college

[AdironRider]

Fair enough, my experience in the 10 million dollar real estate world is people buying said real estate, then having me price out their planned renovations, which has been pretty much universal at that price point IME, but I'm not in the room when they are making the decision to buy the place or not originally.

But this is a 10 million ranchette property. I challenge anyone to find one in the Rockies that doesn't at least have a European mount, at minimum, in it somewhere.

[paulster2626]

If I were buying that place I'd want the bearskin included. That thing is badass. The rest of the heads can go, though.

Oh and leave the fishing rods too, please.

[grabtindy]

The Cave of the Chimes home in Glenwood canyon is for sale.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...2912119_zpid/?

"A portion of the cave has been used as a personal dwelling by the owners for the past 4 decades however, sellers make no claimsregarding the habitability of the Cave"
Build a nice house on the plateau and turn the cave dwelling into your literal mancave/bar?

[Core Shot]

Fuck that is awesome. Cave dwelling sounds nice.
Would be a popular Airbnb

[ötzi]

Link from the listing: https://www.integratedmountain.com/featured

Place is pretty amazing. I wonder why they can't actually say it's habitable.

[Core Shot]

Link from the listing: https://www.integratedmountain.com/featured

Place is pretty amazing. I wonder why they can't actually say it's habitable.

Much better info. But still no explanation or map showing the stairs or elevator or parking. I still want it. Drooool

Not habitable? Do you think those hermits pulled permits? Did they get a structural engineer and a geologist and seismologist to certify? Doubtful.

[grskier]

The Cave of the Chimes home in Glenwood canyon is for sale.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2...2912119_zpid/?

"A portion of the cave has been used as a personal dwelling by the owners for the past 4 decades however, sellers make no claimsregarding the habitability of the Cave"
Build a nice house on the plateau and turn the cave dwelling into your literal mancave/bar?

If you and B aren’t building something there by this time next year I’ll be pretty disappointed.


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[whipski]

Here's yer Wolfie pow pow hauz
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...15560453_zpid/

[Dantheman]

Here's yer Wolfie pow pow hauz
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...15560453_zpid/

Delightful meth-y charm. The water heater next to the stove is perfection.

[skaredshtles]

Delightful meth-y charm. The water heater next to the stove is perfection.

I like that the fridge isn't even in the kitchen...

[Elkhound Odin]

Well, you need to put the water heater somewhere.

looks about as comfortable and well kept as the lodging options in South Fork.

[Not DJSapp]

Delightful meth-y charm. The water heater next to the stove is perfection.

It was the OSB flooring in the laundry room that sold me

[Jax]

200+ yr old house Colonial in Maine. If those walls could talk.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...5540542_zpid/?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

200+ yr old house Colonial in Maine. If those walls could talk.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...5540542_zpid/?

They would whisper "money pit, money pit ..."

[ötzi]

That could be a really cool house but it would cost a fortune to get it there. That staircase is great. Place appears watertight at least.

[muted reborn]

If those walls could talk.

They probably do every night.

[Cisco Kid]

14 bedrooms. 30 minutes from Sunday River. Possabilities.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Some tarpentry visible, doesn't look too hammered. Nice price and neighborhood.

Minuses - Model T garage, small town Kansas, middle of nowhere.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...7165562_zpid/?

[paulster2626]

Some tarpentry visible, doesn't look too hammered. Nice price and neighborhood.

Minuses - Model T garage, small town Kansas, middle of nowhere.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...7165562_zpid/?

that place is for sure haunted.

[ötzi]

Well it's only 50 minutes to Wichita.

[Nobody Famous]

I'll nominate this one for the best of bro pads currently on the market. For for $100k. In a small town in Missouri.

The outside can mislead, all the work was done on the inside. It's got a bar, a dartboard, beer and whiskey signs and stuffed deer heads on the walls, a bed in an open concept arrangement, a real vault, real distressed corrugated metal cladding on the ceiling and walls, and of course a smoker-grill outside.

It's actually pretty well done if you're in need of an inexpensive bachelor pad, you're in your 20s and your priorities are hanging out with your buds.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1...55295701_zpid/

[TBS]

It’s also a mere 40 miles from Baxter Springs, home of James McMurtry’s cousins Ruth-Ann & Lynn

Ruth-Anne and Lynn come from Baxter Springs
That's one hell-raisin' town
Way up in Southeastern Kansas
Got a biker bar next to the lingerie store
That's got the Rollin' Stones' lips
Up there in bright pink neon
And they're right downtown where everyone can see 'em
And they burn all night
You know they burn all night
You know they burn all night

Ruth-Anne and Lynn, they wear them cut-off britches
And then skinny little halters and they're second cousins to me
Man, I dont care, I want to get between them
With a great big 'ol hard-on
Like an ol' Bodark fencepost
That you can hang a pipe rail gate from
Do some sister twisters till the cows come home
And we'll be having us a time

Location, location, location

[ötzi]

I now know much more about Stotts City, MO, than I need to. Used to be a lead-mining town and kind of a place but it's the country now.