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Thread: Meanwhile in Florida...

  1. #801
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flounder View Post
    With that much blow “easy driving range” can be thousands of miles.
    Gas, hookers and hotels aren't cheap, i dont care how free the blow is.

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    If I was in the cartel if go find it but not retrieve it. Hang out on the water "fishing" and see who does. If it's the feds, fine.if it's a shark, GTFO, If it's billy Joe Bob, follow him home and he's now the cartel's bitch. I might have seen that in a movie now that I think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    Gas, hookers and hotels aren't cheap, i dont care how free the blow is.
    Exactly. And like I said, start passing around too many party favors and people notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    If I was in the cartel if go find it but not retrieve it. Hang out on the water "fishing" and see who does. If it's the feds, fine.if it's a shark, GTFO, If it's billy Joe Bob, follow him home and he's now the cartel's bitch.
    Sounds complicated. If they wanted somebody to be their bitch they'd pretty much just have to show up at the door and tell them.

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    Riser you sound paranoid. Maybe lay off the blow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    Riser you sound paranoid. Maybe lay off the blow?
    Thanks, man. Always looking out for the TRGz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flounder View Post
    With that much blow “easy driving range” can be thousands of miles.
    I thought it was a golf reference.


    Want some of my Ginormous stash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Armadillos also jump straight up in the air when startled.. Imagine riding a motorcycle down the highway at 70 and having one run out in front of you. Hitting them on the road takes out your front wheel.. But if it jumps you get it in the face..
    Haven't heard of them jumping up when startled, the ones I encountered just sprinted across the trail right in front of me. Can confirm they take out your front wheel. It was like running over a football rolling across the trail.

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    https://fox8.com/news/3-hog-hunters-...to-rescue-dog/.

    Not in Florida but Floridians in a septic pit

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    If I was in the cartel if go find it but not retrieve it. Hang out on the water "fishing" and see who does. If it's the feds, fine.if it's a shark, GTFO, If it's billy Joe Bob, follow him home and he's now the cartel's bitch. I might have seen that in a movie now that I think about it.
    No Country For Old Men, sort of.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meconium View Post
    https://fox8.com/news/3-hog-hunters-...to-rescue-dog/.

    Not in Florida but Floridians in a septic pit
    The 4th guy probably wasn't a native Floridian.
    My brother passed out after sticking his head in a septic tank--took about 5 seconds. And why did he do that. Because we told him not to.

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    confined space protocols are no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    confined space protocols are no joke.
    This^^^
    Even professionals trained on this specific hazard, get careless. Much more dangerous than dancing with the dragon.

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    Yep, last year two employees at a local Northrop Grumman plant died when one of them walked into a zero-oxygen autoclave, passed out, and then his buddy succumbed trying to rescue him. Guaranteed they had been through extensive safety training.

    This incident is just sad. Definitely not normal amusing Florida man shit.

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    Reminds me in a very non Florida way of the mammoth patrollers that died in the fumerole a few years ago

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    Taintsville, USA. Where else but Florida?

    Apologies if this has been posted before. Was watching some true crime that occurred in Chuluota (where the fuck is that I said) and discovered a nearby hotspot (heh) I never heard of before:

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Reminds me in a very non Florida way of the mammoth patrollers that died in the fumerole a few years ago
    I think that was something like 15 years ago now, but yeah, tragic.

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    Interesting how time compresses. I learned to take how many years ago someone said they had an operation and double it. And that would still be too short.

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    Nowhere in the article does it say it didn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Nowhere in the article does it say it didn't work.
    Ya know... before you get to the neck tattoos, her face wouldn't be out of place selling upscale furniture or some other boutique work.

    Pan back... and a whole lotta crazy takes shape gestalt style and you ponder "would I survive this crazy lay?"

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    Women clog toilet in chicken wing restaurant and then start a brawl.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-b...-toilet-police

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    Orangutang feet with opposable thumbs??

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    Wedding still on presumably

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    Orangutang feet would be a lot more useful than Fred Flintstone feet. Ask me how I know.

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