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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 07-07-2023, 04:15 AM #55151
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    Thigh high's are where it's at, and always have been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simple View Post
    Kitty on titty
    Then the cat needs to be perched on only one breast for it to work. Otherwise it is kitty on the titties which doesn't fit the pattern as the original is not Elf on the the shelfs. The Elf is only on one shelf. Kitties on the titties would work. They need to add another cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Thigh high's are where it's at, and always have been.

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    Wait. Its both. Win Win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Hell, I never even thought of that
    You might want to see a neurologist


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    However many are in a shit ton.
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    No bush on the last one
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    She's a mermaid, you insensitive fuck!
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    Where is a mermaid’s vagina?
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Where is a mermaid’s vagina?
    Just gotta roll’her in flour and go for the wet spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
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    I'm struggling with this one. Anyone know what they're going for? Maybe the cat's name is Fritz and it's "Fritz on tits."
    Is this not a cat on a rack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Where is a mermaid’s vagina?
    She doesn’t need one. She just squeezes out a pile of eggs and you wank a load on top of them.

    Not really as romantic all those fairy tales make it out to be. Hopefully she offers a hand to assist your efforts.
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    Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Not really as romantic all those fairy tales make it out to be. Hopefully she offers a hand to assist your efforts.
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  16. 07-08-2023, 10:38 AM #55166
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    Quote Originally Posted by garyfromterrace View Post
    Is this not a cat on a rack?
    That's what I thought of, too, but it doesn't actually rhyme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
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    She’s right.
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  18. 07-09-2023, 08:46 AM #55168
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    Quote Originally Posted by garyfromterrace View Post
    Is this not a cat on a rack?
    Kitty on a titty.
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  20. 07-09-2023, 05:12 PM #55170
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yonder_River View Post
    Kitty on a titty.
    Except it's kitty on titties, plural, do it doesn't work.
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    Solution: kitty on titty
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  22. 07-09-2023, 07:24 PM #55172
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Solution: kitty on titty
    So you're saying titty is plural?
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Except it's kitty on titties, plural, do it doesn't work.
    The kitty may be on titties (plural), but it is also on a titty (singular).
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