Missing Titanic Submersible

[PNWbrit]

How many times have we seen negligible responses to refugee boats capsizing?

Every time they do.

... we now interrupt our regular coverage for a four hour special... Wolf Blitzer: the Titanic submarine billionaire tragedy.

[heckacali]

It would definitely be more compelling (and yes, entertaining) if they started eating each other like the Donner party or those soccer players. But unfortunately the time limitation on air would likely preclude that possibility.

Maybe the alpha billionaire killed everybody right away, That's 5X the oxygen for him!!
Nobody becomes a billionaire because of their generosity kindness and self-sacrifice...

[PNWbrit]

Maybe the alpha billionaire killed everybody right away

That's going to make the Netflix series difficult to pace for 6 episodes x 3 seasons.

[fomofo]

I toured the sub they have next to the USS Intrepid in NYC. That is as close as I would want to get to being submerged under the ocean in a tin can.

[AK47bp]

That's going to make the Netflix series difficult to pace for 6 episodes x 3 seasons.

Nah, they’ll start with his childhood and how his mother kept her mouth shut as his father drank too much and locked him in the pantry when he didn’t win the science fair.

[JimmyCarter]

Jokes on you guys, the billionaire has been dabbling in transhumanism and gave himself gills already. He’s halfway to Sealand by now to live out his libertarian fantasies.

[bennymac]

[LongShortLong]

Somehow this thread has gone 5 pages without this video being posted-



Seems like the guy running the operation didn't take safety and redundancy very seriously.

Thanks, that was good.

[waxman]

I get the sentiment.

But worry that folks will start looking at all SAR the same way.

I sometimes make bad decisions.

Every time someone gets lost, hurt or killed around here (especially if they aren't "local") someone complains about SAR costs. I feel the same as you, heck I don't even make bad decisions really. Sometimes you just slip.

[PNWbrit]

Nah, they’ll start with his childhood and how his mother kept her mouth shut as his father drank too much and locked him in the pantry when he didn’t win the science fair.

Danish Inventor Who Murdered Journalist On Submarine In 2017 Briefly Escapes Prison

Nah. You're thinking of this submarine guy.

[El Chupacabra]

Perfect.

Just title it "Titani: The Way of Water."

[muted reborn]

Will they start to have sub tours of the missing sub when they find it?

[AK47bp]

Danish Inventor Who Murdered Journalist On Submarine In 2017 Briefly Escapes Prison

Nah. You're thinking of this submarine guy.

Forgot about that nut job.

[Timberridge]

Every time someone gets lost, hurt or killed around here (especially if they aren't "local") someone complains about SAR costs. I feel the same as you, heck I don't even make bad decisions really. Sometimes you just slip.

I suggest if they do find this sub on the seafloor, they just leave it like they leave the bodies on Mt. Everest. What's the point of hauling up dead people. From backcountry skiers to billionaire submariners, leaving the bodies where they are would serve as a warning for every other person who wishes to tempt fate.

[AK47bp]

I suggest if they do find this sub on the seafloor, they just leave it like they leave the bodies on Mt. Everest. What's the point of hauling up dead people. From backcountry skiers to billionaire submariners, leaving the bodies where they are would serve as a warning for every other person who wishes to tempt fate.

Well there goes season 3 of the Netflix docuseries “Titan - The Unfathomable Attempt for a Billion Dollar View”.

[PNWbrit]

Well there goes season 3 of the Netflix docuseries “Titan - The Unfathomable Attempt for a Billion Dollar View”.

Maybe a Netflix behind the scenes type show.

Submariners: Dive to Survive

[BmillsSkier]

Well there goes season 3 of the Netflix docuseries “Titan - The Unfathomable Attempt for a Billion Dollar View”.

What a waste of a perfect title.

[californiagrown]

I suggest if they do find this sub on the seafloor, they just leave it like they leave the bodies on Mt. Everest. What's the point of hauling up dead people. From backcountry skiers to billionaire submariners, leaving the bodies where they are would serve as a warning for every other person who wishes to tempt fate.

CAn you imagine what the local roads would look like if they just swept the debris off the shoulder and left the remnants of fatal car crashes? JFC, that would be scary.

[El Chupacabra]

Maybe a Netflix behind the scenes type show.

Submariners: Dive to Survive

Brought to you by the Rolex Submariner.

[riser4]

CAn you imagine what the local roads would look like if they just swept the debris off the shoulder and left the remnants of fatal car crashes? JFC, that would be scary.

That's not a terrible idea. As long as they can remove the pollutants.

[Timberridge]

CAn you imagine what the local roads would look like if they just swept the debris off the shoulder and left the remnants of fatal car crashes? JFC, that would be scary.

Well, fortunately the cost (and risk) to remove a dead body from the side of the NJ Turnpike pales in comparison to whatever is going on here. They leave the dead deer there though as a warning to other deer.

[LHutz Esq]

I think we may be missing something here.

You get yourself a nice septic tank, culvert type thing. Put in some carpet, a game controller, an lcd screen in a circle on one end and a camp shitter at the other.

You take this sucker out in the ocean, throw some billionaires on it, shake it around a bit, play some b-roll from the titanic on the lcd screen, spray it with water and let them out after a couple hours.

That'll be $150,000 please.

Up sell to the "your-life-is-in-danger-so-this-is-a-real-adventure"(tm) package and keep them rocking for an extra day or two.

Basically a crappier version of Disneyland's undersea adventure for way more money!

[PNWbrit]

They leave the dead deer there though as a warning to other deer.

They do the same with refugees.

[Diamond Joe]

If someone offered me 250k to hop in a tiny homemade sub and descend to 12,000 feet below sea leel , I would politely say "no thanks"

[evasive_MT]

The fuck? I don’t see anything written about such an incident.

It’s in the book.