Missing Titanic Submersible

[mud]

Just get to news dramatizations and Netflix series already.

[BmillsSkier]

Well, fortunately the cost (and risk) to remove a dead body from the side of the NJ Turnpike pales in comparison to whatever is going on here. They leave the dead deer there though as a warning to other deer.

I can say with absolute authority that the deer that follow give zero fucks about their dead buddy on the side of the road over there.

[rideit]

[El Chupacabra]

I can say with absolute authority that the deer that follow give zero fucks about their dead buddy on the side of the road over there.

The deer have never read The Lord of the Flies.

[SumJongGuy]

How much for the "go see the wreck of the vessel sent to see the wreck" tour?

[El Chupacabra]

How much for the "go see the wreck of the vessel sent to see the wreck" tour?

Narrated by Xzibit.

[Supermoon]

Just get to news dramatizations and Netflix series already.

Somehow they are going to make this CEO seem like a real hero if they manage to survive.

[Mofro261]

Do you like fishdicks?

[El Chupacabra]

Do you like fishdicks?

You just know there's going to be some kind of "trapped in a submarine, going to die in 2 days" porno orgy movie.

[El Chupacabra]

The origin of that banging sound underwater has been revealed.

[El Chupacabra]

Watching, waiting, commiserating...

[Vt-Freeheel]

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The origin of that banging sound underwater has been revealed.

LOL

[JimmyCarter]

I bet a bunch of said family and friends wish he was in the submarine

[mcski]

Plot twist! Instead of the sub they find that Malaysian Jet down there

[bennymac]

and it’s slowly rolling on a treadmill

[BmillsSkier]

Narrated by Xzibit.

Yo dawg, I heard you like shipwrecks, so we put a shipwreck in your shipwreck.

Dawg.

[El Chupacabra]

Yo dawg, I heard you like shipwrecks, so we put a shipwreck in your shipwreck.

Dawg.

Pimp My Submarine.

[bennymac]

All of a sudden they go from one toilet to 8 with 2 of them being on the back bumper

[waxman]

I think we may be missing something here.

You get yourself a nice septic tank, culvert type thing. Put in some carpet, a game controller, an lcd screen in a circle on one end and a camp shitter at the other.

You take this sucker out in the ocean, throw some billionaires on it, shake it around a bit, play some b-roll from the titanic on the lcd screen, spray it with water and let them out after a couple hours.

That'll be $150,000 please.

Up sell to the "your-life-is-in-danger-so-this-is-a-real-adventure"(tm) package and keep them rocking for an extra day or two.

Basically a crappier version of Disneyland's undersea adventure for way more money!

Kind of like Bill Burr's torpedo cruise ships to solve overpopulation bit?

[boltonoutlaw]

The deer have never read The Lord of the Flies.

Well, they can't anymore, that book has been banned.

Anyway, that is the end of OceanGate as a company, right?

[Bunion 2020]

Uh, that's not how it works, they're not cats with 9 lives.

Figure of speech, kind of like this.

[PNWbrit]

Well, they can't anymore, that book has been banned.

Anyway, that is the end of OceanGate as a company, right?

It's a strange way to name a submarine company.

Something more watertight than a gate might have been appropriate?

[Skistack]

I keep thinking of the Heavens Gate cult - those dudes that cut their balls off and thought a spaceship or something was coming to save them.

Same thing really, just without the cutting your balls off part.


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[AK47bp]

I keep thinking of the Heavens Gate cult - those dudes that cut their balls off and thought a spaceship or something was coming to save them.

Same thing really, just without the cutting your balls off part.


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They cut off their entire units I thought.