The Official Argue About Where Upstate NY Is Thread

[Brownski]

I should have reported last week that the Stewart’s on Rt 28 in the Catskills no longer has a pay phone. I apologize for the oversight.

[twomartinis]

This just in:

new accessories for lift beers



no more crying over spilt UC

[heckacali]

I though the rule was
"When a beer is opened, it is brought to the lips immediately for enjoyment, and kept there until empty"
?

[BmillsSkier]

Let’s not discourage the man from enjoying his lift beers

[Timberridge]

Where'd you get those, Pugski?

[gravitylover]

Where'd you get those, Pugski?

Right. They'd sure come in handy when traveling. Especially in cars where the cup holder is over the phone holder or close enough for stuff to splash into the air vents.

[twomartinis]

Where'd you get those, Pugski?

Ha! this is just cheep china crap

But!! TGR branding opportunity?? Who do I contact?

better swag than stickers any day...




edit: fact


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[twomartinis]

I though the rule was
"When a beer is opened, it is brought to the lips immediately for enjoyment, and kept there until empty"
?

yes that is the rule.
you sir, do not need to accessorize.

you may resume drinking, [apparently] shotgun style


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[Brownski]

That is an abomination. Lift beers should be consumed before reaching the top shack. Plan ahead

[BmillsSkier]

The Upstates’ Skiers Code is clear:

1. Yield to those riders downhill of you.

2. Plan ahead so stunt beers are finished and deposited in the can below the offloading ramp [take extra care if your name is Benny].

3. Always be beeping, and dig a pit.

4. Get the red ones.

[riser4]

That is an abomination. Lift beers should be consumed before reaching the top shack. Plan ahead

Always carry a sharp pokey instrument.

[riser4]

The Upstates’ Skiers Code is clear:

1. Yield to those riders downhill of you.

2. Plan ahead so stunt beers are finished and deposited in the can below the offloading ramp [take extra care if your name is Benny].

3. Always be beeping, and dig a pit.

4. Get the red ones.

ABB.

[BmillsSkier]

ABB.

ABC

A - Always

B - Be

C - Chugging.

[fastfred]

the pornhub of the upstates

[EWG]

I should have reported last week that the Stewart’s on Rt 28 in the Catskills no longer has a pay phone. I apologize for the oversight.

Apology accepted. This time. Do better.

Hair checks out.

That is an abomination. Lift beers should be consumed before reaching the top shack. Plan ahead

Correct answer.

The Upstates’ Skiers Code is clear:

1. Yield to those riders downhill of you.

2. Plan ahead so stunt beers are finished and deposited in the can below the offloading ramp [take extra care if your name is Benny].

3. Always be beeping, and dig a pit.

4. Get the red ones.

You forgot several:

- Don't drop the beer ball at the top of the hill.

- Max number of allowed fully sober runs = 3. None are allowed after noon.

- It's not ice unless you can see through it to grass, so don't call it ice.

- If you have spent more than 30 minutes teasing your hair to be taller you do not need to wear a helmet or a hat.

- Do not take pocket meats from the breakfast buffet.

Also your rule #1 is wrong based on what I've seen. It should read "Yield to those skiing faster than you."

[twomartinis]

That is an abomination. Lift beers should be consumed before reaching the top shack. Plan ahead

these are for when I've already cracked one but need both hands to get on the gondola. I had one tip in my pocket last week at gore, twas a waste of UC


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[Aldo]

That is an abomination. Lift beers should be consumed before reaching the top shack. Plan ahead

FACT

[riser4]

- It's not ice unless there are fish under it, so don't call it ice.

Fify

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

That's that fucked up kiddie rape song! Why do they still play that on yacht rock? When cringe meets market demographics..

[BmillsSkier]

Apology accepted. This time. Do better.


Hair checks out.



Correct answer.



You forgot several:

- Don't drop the beer ball at the top of the hill.

- Max number of allowed fully sober runs = 3. None are allowed after noon.

- It's not ice unless you can see through it to grass, so don't call it ice.

- If you have spent more than 30 minutes teasing your hair to be taller you do not need to wear a helmet or a hat.

- Do not take pocket meats from the breakfast buffet.

Also your rule #1 is wrong based on what I've seen. It should read "Yield to those skiing faster than you."

Your 4th rule. In 1990 Mt. Brighton, MI (yes, the same as Dex and T.J.), we called the girls, and guys, that did that wallbangers. Face to the wall, they’d hold the hair straight up and spray that shit like it had fleas.

[twomartinis]

got up at zero dark thirty yesterday for some outdoor shenanigans




^ made it to the back forty by daylight


^ so we could lose the rat race


^ hey, wait for us


^shit, we'd better get moving before he ditches us over that ridge


^ you know I brought it
UC = Uppity Cascade


^ I didn't have any porter to drink on Porter so I brought the old brown dog instead


^ polished them off then took a nice nap


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[huckbucket]

^^
Solid winter ADK hiking. Thanks for posting. Looks pretty thin up there.


How about an upstate music douche after the kiddie sex shit?

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

yup....same in susquehanna and wyoming counties....actually all the northern Pa. counties. many people got rich.

Have a friend with 40+ acres in New Woodstock (south of Caz) and he's getting $20K/month for the natgas operation on his land.

[twomartinis]

Have a friend with 40+ acres in New Woodstock (south of Caz) and he's getting $20K/month for the natgas operation on his land.

Wow, good on him!
How long do the wells stay productive?


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[twomartinis]

also I have a pressing question:

what kind of technology is in a cruiser that lets a trooper pick out the one car in a pack of cars with an overdo inspection?? I mean a bunch of cars doing 80 down the northway.

is it the sticker color, or are they scanning every license plate nowadays?!


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