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  1. 02-09-2022, 08:29 PM #2276
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    I blame AC's shoulder tease
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    It worked for me last week. 90cm over the week at carlyle lodge. I'm waiting again until I go "off piste" again.

    Time to step up boys and girls.

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    Click image for larger version.  Name: Image1644463062.903847.jpg  Views: 731  Size: 109.5 KB  ID: 405252 Need snow. Humbly present an artistic offering…
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    Nicely done!
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    Ummm…Mt. Venus
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    she seems nice!
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    for a girl





    if you’re into that sorta thing
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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    Vagina is for lovers…
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    Quote Originally Posted by 54-46 View Post
    Vagina is for lovers…
    I want that license plate
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    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
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    Looks delicious. Bravo!
    No longer stuck.

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    Mangia. Nice work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    Ahahaha I deserve it. I dun fucked up and earned Ullr's wrath. All of you can blame this high pressure on me.

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    cheese grate your cock off and show some remorse ULLR needs to know you're truly sorry

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    i dont kare i carnt spell or youse punktuation properlee, im on a skiing forum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossymcg View Post
    cheese grate your cock off and show some remorse ULLR needs to know you're truly sorry

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    I think Ullr would settle for the self-flagellation of skiing nonstop ice-groomer laps until exhaustion/boredom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    I think Ullr would settle for the self-flagellation of skiing nonstop ice-groomer laps until exhaustion/boredom.
    Tits or GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    It worked for me last week. 90cm over the week at carlyle lodge. I'm waiting again until I go "off piste" again.

    Time to step up boys and girls.

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    no misty ski walk nudes?

    no icecream cones nipples?

    no aplenglow morning woodies

    well yeah

    thanks fer remindin me were only 365 away from returning to the bombers crib and 90 cm in the pillow land made me smile
    lemmee know if you and the ladies wanna ensure we dont do crust camps again and join us next feb
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    no misty ski walk nudes?

    no icecream cones nipples?

    no aplenglow morning woodies

    well yeah

    thanks fer remindin me were only 365 away from returning to the bombers crib and 90 cm in the pillow land made me smile
    lemmee know if you and the ladies wanna ensure we dont do crust camps again and join us next feb
    Oh yeah, I smashed the shit out of the pillows in the lumber yard (what a zone!), no nude walking on Misty as it was -20c that morning but such a rad place.
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    Fuck this high pressure
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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Fuck this high pressure
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    1) We have snow in banff, come visit

    2) looks like you have something/one fun to do while you are waiting for snow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    I think Ullr would settle for the self-flagellation of skiing nonstop ice-groomer laps until exhaustion/boredom.
    No. Ullr loves tits
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    2 inches overnight. Thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusty View Post
    2 inches overnight. Thanks!
    That’s what she said…


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    That’s what she said…


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    No way she said ‘thanks’.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    No way she said ‘thanks’.
    Maybe she said “give me 10 inches and hurt me” so he fucked her 5 times and hit her over the head with a brick.


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    A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Maybe she said “give me 10 inches and hurt me” so I fucked her 20 times and hit her over the head with a brick.

    Then she peed on me.


    -Trump


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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